TAY: thread about yambs...

[surgev1]

I'm hip.  But them areas on the bed that be squeaking be a blower.  Have to do baby strokes like ish.

Lol I mean I do feel bad (sike yeah, sike naw), but you got to work with what you got, nahmean?  

21 and a typical 4 door sedan. swagg -100. no tints, no nothing.

This sounds TOO familiar

Shout out to the window AC, crank it up haha. Also having to keep the noise down gives you options, many options....hand over her mouth, get her pillow biting, etc.

And to add to the sexting talk, I got this Spanish girl who sexts me every day literally, this broad is wild ill take a screenshot & show y'all sometime. Smh

 

[teamjordan79]

got a completely random call from this chick i know late Saturday nite asking if she could come through with her female friend and b/c her friend needed to "clear her head." Unfortunately, my gf was right next to me and heard the entire convo so i had to blow this broad off like it was a telemarketer
Will probably see her in the near future but what can yours truly say to rectify the aforementioned scenario?

 

[keel252]

got a completely random call from this chick i know late Saturday nite asking if she could come through with her female friend and b/c her friend needed to "clear her head." Unfortunately, my gf was right next to me and heard the entire convo so i had to blow this broad off like it was a telemarketer
Will probably see her in the near future but what can yours truly say to rectify the aforementioned scenario?

Dead your girlfriend.

 

[joepac12]

^ lol

 

[rocman23]

got a completely random call from this chick i know late Saturday nite asking if she could come through with her female friend and b/c her friend needed to "clear her head." Unfortunately, my gf was right next to me and heard the entire convo so i had to blow this broad off like it was a telemarketer
Will probably see her in the near future but what can yours truly say to rectify the aforementioned scenario?

Why did you pick up the phone to begin with?

In regards to sexting, I had this one chick who would sext at inappropriate times. Like I'd be around kids and she would sext and she knew I would be around kids. She also wanted to phone sex .... in 2013.

 

[ayzee]

Friend ordered a "date" from backpage last night. Chick showed up and was a solid 1.5/10 heroin addict looking like one of Mickey Ward's sisters from The Fighter. Friend immediately gave her $100 (for her troubles) and the boot. The driver starts pounding on the door demanding more money and threatening to break every window in the crib. Not gonna lie I'm sitting in another room listening to the whole thing shook 

This is a cautionary story for all the NTers about that escort life 

 

 

[ofreshone]

If I could write like EWD, then I would be sexting shorties errday.

 

[rell826]

 
Friend ordered a "date" from backpage last night. Chick showed up and was a solid 1.5/10 heroin addict looking like one of Mickey Ward's sisters from The Fighter. Friend immediately gave her $100 (for her troubles) and the boot. The driver starts pounding on the door demanding more money and threatening to break every window in the crib. Not gonna lie I'm sitting in another room listening to the whole thing shook 

This is a cautionary story for all the NTers about that escort life 

 

Foul. Should have told her to send a pic of her holding up today's paper or something to verify.

 

[Mark Antony]

Get some tints O, quickest fix. Plus most parents don't really mind their 21 yr old bring a chick over to the crib. If anything when you do they'll breathe a sigh of relief.

 

[BALH ENH]

Get some tints O, quickest fix. Plus most parents don't really mind their 21 yr old bring a chick over to the crib. If anything when you do they'll breathe a sigh of relief.

Facts.

Unless they look like strippers/escorts/ratchet. My brother use to do that damn there everyday of the week. Mines atleast had a well paying job, car, polite, looked decent and ****. ***** picced the ***** up at bus stops 

 moral of the story kids, if you like where you live, dont bring "undesirables" to the crib. Might **** around, come home, to no TVs or lamps.

 

[youngdoc]

Get some tints O, quickest fix. Plus most parents don't really mind their 21 yr old bring a chick over to the crib. If anything when you do they'll breathe a sigh of relief.

I wish that was the case. I lived at home last year to save money and I still couldn't have chicks over

In the past when girlfriends visited I would have to sleep upstairs and they would be downstairs. Still got it in obviously

 

[rell826]

Regarding the car thing, I knew my eyes weren't playing tricks on me last week. They were getting it cracking in broad daylight on a residential block with no tints

.

 

[mugen81]

Friend ordered a "date" from backpage last night. Chick showed up and was a solid 1.5/10 heroin addict looking like one of Mickey Ward's sisters from The Fighter. Friend immediately gave her $100 (for her troubles) and the boot. The driver starts pounding on the door demanding more money and threatening to break every window in the crib. Not gonna lie I'm sitting in another room listening to the whole thing shook 

This is a cautionary story for all the NTers about that escort life :x  

Time for your friend to acquire that chopper if he is doing reckless ish like that...lol

 

[ayzee]

Time for your friend to acquire that chopper if he is doing reckless ish like that...lol

He does itt a couple times a month. Told him if he's gonna continue to at least go for a legit agency and drop some $ instead of taking risks with these bottom of the barrel skeezers. Slept next to the window with my shoes on because I thought the driver was gonna squad up and return for vengeance. I was bugged out to say the least.

 

[mugen81]

He does itt a couple times a month. Told him if he's gonna continue to at least go for a legit agency and drop some $ instead of taking risks with these bottom of the barrel skeezers. Slept next to the window with my shoes on because I thought the driver was gonna squad up and return for vengeance. I was bugged out to say the least.

I don't blame you, lol..
But yeah, why not just save up the money for real escorts or depending where you guys live and if those pronstars slide through at one of your prestigious gentlemens club, some are pay for play....

 

[ofreshone]

Get some tints O, quickest fix. Plus most parents don't really mind their 21 yr old bring a chick over to the crib. If anything when you do they'll breathe a sigh of relief.

I want tints, but is there a point of putting tints on a corolla? I don't even got the new sporty looking corollas.  My car smoove a mom-mobile.

And my parent kinda mind.  Specially if it's like a new new chick.  They don't mind so much when I had my regular female friends sleep (literally sleep) with me.  Also, doesn't help that my room is literally next to theirs.  Can't catch no breaks bros smdh. Stay losing like Ohio.

 

[tdogg2k]

lol we in va. 35% ain't blockin nothing anyway lol.
half the fun is the chance of getting caught (young and reckless! )
lol


ain't nothing wrong with living in your parents crib and getting yambs there. be truthful
I'm young fresh outta college not in a ruah to drop 700+ on my own place. so this is where we can chill

 

[elderwatsondiggs]

Finger banging and no smashing does not work for me. Maybe once if I'm tired and don't care. The second time she comes over finger banging will lead to something else. If not I have no problem asking a female to leave. I usually have a friend call me and say his car broke down across town and he need me to give him a jump. Works 100 percent of the time.

[COLOR=#red]Question is how are y'all finger poppin and not smashing, that's like being wide open on a fast break and dribbling the ball off your foot

One real explanation is if You didn't have a condom and she will not let you smash without one, or if she is a virgin and not ready. Other than that it should be a go.

With that being said I wouldn't dead the chick if I was in a situation like that, that's because I know how to enjoy the company of a woman whether I'm smashing or not. Maybe y'all are coming off as too pushy or something. Truth be told the more calm and composed and not obviously thirsty you act around women when they are at your crib for the first time the more likely you'll be able to smash. Pretty much always worked for me like that anyway. I even keep space betseen me and the chicks on my sofa...magically It's them that inches closer. [/COLOR]

 

[joeyxfresco]

The finger banging and not smashing happened to me like once. She did gave me some bomb head tho

 

[Coromanti]

 

Finger banging and no smashing does not work for me. Maybe once if I'm tired and don't care. The second time she comes over finger banging will lead to something else. If not I have no problem asking a female to leave. I usually have a friend call me and say his car broke down across town and he need me to give him a jump. Works 100 percent of the time.

Question is how are y'all finger poppin and not smashing, that's like being wide open on a fast break and dribbling the ball off your foot

One real explanation is if You didn't have a condom and she will not let you smash without one, or if she is a virgin and not ready. Other than that it should be a go.

With that being said I wouldn't dead the chick if I was in a situation like that, that's because I know how to enjoy the company of a woman whether I'm smashing or not. Maybe y'all are coming off as too pushy or something. Truth be told the more calm and composed and not obviously thirsty you act around women when they are at your crib for the first time the more likely you'll be able to smash. Pretty much always worked for me like that anyway. I even keep space betseen me and the chicks on my sofa...magically It's them that inches closer.

I have learned this is truth.

 

[Coromanti]

 
Friend ordered a "date" from backpage last night. Chick showed up and was a solid 1.5/10 heroin addict looking like one of Mickey Ward's sisters from The Fighter. Friend immediately gave her $100 (for her troubles) and the boot. The driver starts pounding on the door demanding more money and threatening to break every window in the crib. Not gonna lie I'm sitting in another room listening to the whole thing shook 

This is a cautionary story for all the NTers about that escort life 

 

Never thought about it, now I never will.

 

[drones]

Ya boy got caught slippin yesterday morning.  A friend of mine hit me up because she was at the bar down the street so I let her crash at my place...I forgot my main chick had left her purse at my house so she came over to get it and saw old girl asleep on my bed.  How's that for a wake up call?

 

[lamekilla]

Chilled with a coworker last night who I knew was feeling me. Had the Green and the Henny....

YAMBSSSSSSS

My 2 month dry spell is over TAY

 

[joepac12]

Ya boy got caught slippin yesterday morning.  A friend of mine hit me up because she was at the bar down the street so I let her crash at my place...I forgot my main chick had left her purse at my house so she came over to get it and saw old girl asleep on my bed.  How's that for a wake up call?

How u get out of that

 

[00david00]

Ya boy got caught slippin yesterday morning.  A friend of mine hit me up because she was at the bar down the street so I let her crash at my place...I forgot my main chick had left her purse at my house so she came over to get it and saw old girl asleep on my bed.  How's that for a wake up call?

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