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^^ I'm right there with ya. To me it seems more trouble than anything. Never get into a groove and I don' t like being confined to the space of the shower. haha
 
Anyone else thinks yambs in the shower is overrated?
NOOOOO, it could be that i havent had it in THREE YEARS, but when i did it, it was the place of preference, but i also used it as a foreplay/preview of the sexroom, i would just play for a good 5 minutes, suck on her neck from the back and rub the box, slide it in for a couple strokes, clean off and go at it in the bed, oiled/water on dat body>>>>>>>plain skin
 
NOOOOO, it could be that i havent had it in THREE YEARS, but when i did it, it was the place of preference, but i also used it as a foreplay/preview of the sexroom, i would just play for a good 5 minutes, suck on her neck from the back and rub the box, slide it in for a couple strokes, clean off and go at it in the bed, oiled/water on dat body>>>>>>>plain skin

Forplay would be good.

But a complete session of Yambs? I think people overrate it.
 
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Anyone else thinks yambs in the shower is overrated?


it depends... water in my face is kind of a buzz kill


but it's dope for a nice lil' quickie :pimp: :pimp: :pimp:




The bathtub tho? Now THAT'S the worst.... I always thought it'd be cool but when I finally did it we were both like "uuuhhhhmmm, this isn't going to work" :lol:
 
NOOOOO, it could be that i havent had it in THREE YEARS, but when i did it, it was the place of preference, but i also used it as a foreplay/preview of the sexroom, i would just play for a good 5 minutes, suck on her neck from the back and rub the box, slide it in for a couple strokes, clean off and go at it in the bed, oiled/water on dat body>>>>>>>plain skin

Forplay would be good.

But a complete session of Yambs? I think people overrate it.

as long as it doesnt take forever i was bout it, the suds on my girls back and booty do somethin for my visuals, but just doin it all the time is a no go, i hate gettin pruny
 
Anyone else thinks yambs in the shower is overrated?
Yeah when its a 1 person shower but when u got that big shower :pimp:

homie, thats what im sayin, the rooms at motorcity casino are awesome, the bathrooms are actually cool, ultra sexy vibe, plenty of room in that shower so i had to bless it

sometimes i wanna shoot a legit porno with my girl, but i seriously think it would be too awkward with someone else in there gettin underneath me, or in between us, i would want a girl, but then my girl would be uncomfortable, and im not gettin a guy because even if he was gay he would probably get turned on by the weewee. . . . i really wanna see it from professional angles and what not tho
 
Thats interesting because with all of those things, I still havnt managed to execute. I'm pretty stylish and sort of dapper in the dressing category, I do pretty well in that aspect in my book. In fact many females dig my sense of style and manner of dress. But all of that still don't get me any hits of the yambs though.

Also, I have plenty of numbers, and been on many  dates---I just never been able to seal the deal. I try to arrange a  hook up at their or my spot and most of the time women will give me the runaround, flake, or some BS excuse not to kick it or give it up. All of the funny stuff they do have me going in circles at times and I often stop pursuing the yambs----but the stress/pressure would build up again then I would start the  process all over again smh..

I do tend to overthink a lot of these types of situations and not have fun with it. I always been a serious type of guy (at times coming off as stand-off-ish). I really don't even know how to have fun to tell you the truth and keep it 100 with you. I dont even like celebrating my b-day like that.  I cant remember the last time I actually had fun and genuinely enjoyed myself (without being drunk or forcing myself to have a good time  :lol:)

I really don't want to waste any  more time, money, and energy just trying to get some yambs (esp having to trick/simp for some).

If I knew it was gonna be this challenging now  I would've made those bold moves while I was a little pre-teen and teen just to have the exp. under my belt and out the way...smh

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I think that has been the problem for the past 10yrs,  thinking that it would be less stress once i get older but its been the complete opposite. I even have some sleepless nights just thinking about my situation compared to everyone else. The pressure is there. I shouldn't have took any advice from my fam (esp older brother) about yambs (waiting till you find the right one etc.).

I will admit though I have had an opportunity or two, but I thought it was going to be easier when I got older..smh

Right now I cant really focus on other aspects in life without really handling this situation. Appreciate the advice NT fam.

dawg......dawg........DAAAAWG.
do you/have you watched porn or choked the chicken? :lol:
i ask because by age 15 (when i lost my virginity) i had done both and the satisfaction from that led me to believe that sex would be 10x better. subsequently, me and my homies made losing our virginity the prime goal at the beginning of high school. also, what were your friends like in HS and college? because being around MY friends with no yamb tales would just be brutal.
 
dawg......dawg........DAAAAWG.
do you/have you watched porn or choked the chicken?
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i ask because by age 15 (when i lost my virginity) i had done both and the satisfaction from that led me to believe that sex would be 10x better. subsequently, me and my homies made losing our virginity the prime goal at the beginning of high school. also, what were your friends like in HS and college? because being around MY friends with no yamb tales would just be brutal.
I would pretty much keep real quiet doing those yambs' convos around my friends. They never really asked about my situation. :lol:
 
been sleeping on this thread since my last post.
how the hell do i know the difference between flirting or if she's just being nice by talking to me?


see if you can get the number. Once youre 2-3 days into that texting period, you'll know.

i was gonna get the number..

but when i came back from the restroom she and my homeboy were exchanging numbers.. :stoneface:

that aint his girl though. and just cuz he got the number doesnt mean hes in. If you see her around, get dem digits and get the ball rolling.
 
been sleeping on this thread since my last post.
how the hell do i know the difference between flirting or if she's just being nice by talking to me?

see if you can get the number. Once youre 2-3 days into that texting period, you'll know.
i was gonna get the number..

but when i came back from the restroom she and my homeboy were exchanging numbers.. 
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that aint his girl though. and just cuz he got the number doesnt mean hes in. If you see her around, get dem digits and get the ball rolling.
you're right man.. 
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i should got her number anyways.. she sure as hell was acting like she was interested.
 
If you ain't trying to smash or anything.

Example :

I am in class, I talk with a girl and she's really nice with me and all.
But I am already into a serious relationship and I don't want/need other yambs.
How do I know if she's flirting or just being nice?

Just an example... could be anywhere.
 
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Texting a white yamb... help me brethren cuz I've never had a bunny before.

*sends pic*... 8/10 face...

Me: I'm not really attracted to white women, but you're a cutie. And I don't throw that around often
Yambs : what type of women do you date???

Halp

:frown:
 
Texting a white yamb... help me brethren cuz I've never had a bunny before.
*sends pic*... 8/10 face...
Me: I'm not really attracted to white women, but you're a cutie. And I don't throw that around often
Yambs : what type of women do you date???
Halp
:frown:

Maybe tell her you ain't the type of dude who is dating every girl, but that you would like to hang out with her because she seems to be a very nice person to be around.
 
Texting a white yamb... help me brethren cuz I've never had a bunny before.
*sends pic*... 8/10 face...
Me: I'm not really attracted to white women, but you're a cutie. And I don't throw that around often
Yambs : what type of women do you date???
Halp
:frown:

just be like "I date the type of women that deliver only the finest, prime yamb"
 
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