TAY: thread about yambs...

[curbsideprophet]

Yambly,

Unexpected yambs slipped from my grasp last night. Chick I been tryna get at for a lil while we've done the kissing/touching nothing serious, went out for drinks with her gf's. Worst part about it is that she initiated it. I'm in bed chillin watchin the game and get a text saying "you want to come over tonight?". I proceed to hop up shower and pregame for what's about to go down. Just know that when I get out imma see that text. Long story short that text never arrived.

Shorty calls me at 2am and mind you I have to get up at 630a for work the next day. She ask's the infamous "what you doing?" question. I tell her going to sleep goodnight

How do I carry this? Give her the cold shoulder? I don't want to be the one to bring it up cause she know's what she pulled last night. At least the Skins won

yeah, but yours lost

 

[703 hwy]

yea I did take the L.

I didn't want her to wake up the next day with 14 missed thirsty calls from me. But next time I will be more direct and handle the situation a lil better.

 

[memphissfinest]

Yambly,
Unexpected yambs slipped from my grasp last night. Chick I been tryna get at for a lil while we've done the kissing/touching nothing serious, went out for drinks with her gf's. Worst part about it is that she initiated it. I'm in bed chillin watchin the game and get a text saying "you want to come over tonight?". I proceed to hop up shower and pregame for what's about to go down. Just know that when I get out imma see that text. Long story short that text never arrived.
Shorty calls me at 2am and mind you I have to get up at 630a for work the next day. She ask's the infamous "what you doing?" question. I tell her going to sleep goodnight
How do I carry this? Give her the cold shoulder? I don't want to be the one to bring it up cause she know's what she pulled last night. At least the Skins won

In situations like these some type of REAL initiative needs to be taken.

You should have hit her with a direct messages saying, "Yeah, I could squeeze you in. Be over around (whatever time works for you). I like steak (medium well), shrimp, and mashed potatoes."

**** SOMETHING!

Don't just assume. That will have you hurry fapping in the shower before work.

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO HAD DONE THIS.

NO ONE CAN WIN THEM ALL. FIRST RULE TO LEARN IN ACQUIRING YAMBS.

 

[ken piffy jr]

Memphis

What are you even bringing to the table? No pictures? No stories? Just a lotta side talk. You must feel big

 

[mdwst9]

well then your reading comprehension skills are bad then.
People say that when you pay for a date...you're paying for sex.
I'm saying that's not true
1. because paying for something means you are getting something solely because you payed for it
2. you can pay for a date and still not smash meaning that a woman has to be sexually attracted to you to have sex with you unless she's an escort.
3. when you pay for an escort you are specifically paying for sex. idk about the rest of nt, or care, but dates or fun. i like movies...i like women's company...i like eating and talking to them. i'm getting something out of the date other than sex anyway. when we DO have sex after the date that's because we are sexually attracted to each other. not simply because i bought her food and payed for a movie.
what you're saying does not go at all with what i'm saying, but i like i said people can twist anything and make it work for them.

I agree with this simply because with girls these days if you want to just smang em you can be honest and tell em you wanna smang and skip dinner and a movie lol
Dudes in here trying to trick these females are losing bad.

 

[joepac12]

2 things I have learned over the years. Chicks like honesty on the low....if you just want yambs let it be known. Treat dimes like would treat a 5. Much luck brethren

 

[niquefreak94]

Memphis
What are you even bringing to the table? No pictures? No stories? Just a lotta side talk. You must feel big

dawg...this random shot....where did it come from?

I agree with this simply because with girls these days if you want to just smang em you can be honest and tell em you wanna smang and skip dinner and a movie lol
Dudes in here trying to trick these females are losing bad.

YES! i know dudes who missed out on smashing a girl and the girl told them "if you just told me that's what you wanted we could've got it poppin"
This was in highschool too and they both lived in 3rd Ward (I'm from Houston) so he could've just walked...no money spent...just yambs.

 

[memphissfinest]

Memphis

What are you even bringing to the table? No pictures? No stories? Just a lotta side talk. You must feel big

WOAH THERE LITTLE MAN.

YOU MIGHT WANT TO GO BACK AND CHECK THE THREAD AGAIN.

DOESN'T MATTER I'M OUT THE GAME NOW, I'VE ACQUIRED PERMANENT YAMBS. PROPOSED LAST WEEKEND

 

[41239]

I promise the yambs in my city are probably the easiest yambs known to man. These **** serve the yambs on a platter for v6 chargers smh not even da hemi. Its really cold in the D but i aint complaining

truey

but if you really mean Detroit, they aren't the easiest, i heard LA is definitely easier and so is Toronto

 

[niquefreak94]

WOAH THERE LITTLE MAN.
YOU MIGHT WANT TO GO BACK AND CHECK THE THREAD AGAIN.
DOESN'T MATTER I'M OUT THE GAME NOW, I'VE ACQUIRED PERMANENT YAMBS. PROPOSED LAST WEEKEND

Congrats, B.
and yeah don't mind him...the TAY regulars know he wasn't around for all 111 pages.

 

[weekz]

WOAH THERE LITTLE MAN.
YOU MIGHT WANT TO GO BACK AND CHECK THE THREAD AGAIN.
DOESN'T MATTER I'M OUT THE GAME NOW, I'VE ACQUIRED PERMANENT YAMBS. PROPOSED LAST WEEKEND

Congrats Yambily.

How did it go down?

 

[gatorbeltsnpattiemelts]

WOAH THERE LITTLE MAN.
YOU MIGHT WANT TO GO BACK AND CHECK THE THREAD AGAIN.
DOESN'T MATTER I'M OUT THE GAME NOW, I'VE ACQUIRED PERMANENT YAMBS. PROPOSED LAST WEEKEND

man whatever *****, I ain't believing it until I see and her in damn wedding photos and you with that single tear shot


Congrats tho! I hope you got whatever it is out of your system so you ready to move forward.

 

[unsuited]

yeah, but yours lost

bbaahhahahha  hahaha

my exact reaction

 

[Peep Game]

Nique's post from a page or 2 ago needs to get copied at Kinko's and plastered in peoples homes so much truth in that. Dudes quick with the "U bought her a Fanta? Simp simp simp you paaaaaaid for iiiiiiit!!!"

 

[ricky409]

WOAH THERE LITTLE MAN.
YOU MIGHT WANT TO GO BACK AND CHECK THE THREAD AGAIN.
DOESN'T MATTER I'M OUT THE GAME NOW, I'VE ACQUIRED PERMANENT YAMBS. PROPOSED LAST WEEKEND

sonned the hell outta him...

 

[niquefreak94]

Nique's post from a page or 2 ago needs to get copied at Kinko's and plastered in peoples homes so much truth in that. Dudes quick with the "U bought her a Fanta? Simp simp simp you paaaaaaid for iiiiiiit!!!"

exaaactly.
dudes be tryna justify straight up purchasing coochie.
nuh uh...that ain't gone fly broham

 

[youngdoc]

I promise the yambs in my city are probably the easiest yambs known to man. These **** serve the yambs on a platter for v6 chargers smh not even da hemi. Its really cold in the D but i aint complaining

truey

but if you really mean Detroit, they aren't the easiest, i heard LA is definitely easier and so is Toronto

ATL is easier than LA

Combo of all the schools in close proximity and the amount of gay dudes tilting the ratio in your favor

I say this as a black man, don't know how it is for other races. Black girls in ATL are mad aggressive out of necessity

 

[Extrait de Minimalisme]

Half of ATL is from the D breh... 

you couldn't pay me to sleep with the majority of women in detroit, I'm smashing everything from the outskirts, tho..

 

[youngdoc]

Half of ATL is from the D breh... 

you couldn't pay me to sleep with the majority of women in detroit, I'm smashing everything from the outskirts, tho..

I've visited Detroit a lot (got fam there) and the women in ATL are much better looking IMO.

You got transplants from all over the country especially in Midtown, Buckhead, and the AUC

 

[powerballin]

Yambily

 

[andretti]

so there's no in between?
Only jump offs and wifeys? So if you're boy smashed in 10th grade, and now y'all are 22, y'all can't kick it?
And chivalry? You opening car doors?
There's are very few wrong answers in this game cuz it changes so much... but come on brah.
And calling everyone kids? We have grown men with families giving advice... cats that are prime time single giving advice... a qualified chick giving advice... and a few young guns that want to learn... how are we all kids?

I........ Want to learn.....(Teach me homies)

 

[iblink]

Always said I wouldn't sleep with another woman from the moment I popped the question to a female. Plan on honoring that when I finally ask my girl.

But the game will be missed. So many memories. So many harlots. So many degrading acts.

Makes it even worst when you go missing on these broads, only for them to throw it at you harder than Verlander after downing a case of redbull when when you run into them.

 

[rell]

ATL is easier than LA
Combo of all the schools in close proximity and the amount of gay dudes tilting the ratio in your favor
I say this as a black man, don't know how it is for other races. Black girls in ATL are mad aggressive out of necessity

Thinking of moving to ATL, where are the best spots for a young black dude? Ive seen Bucktown mentioned alot so far...

(and yes I'm aware I asked the same about Memphis a while back, job may move me again lol)

 

[youngdoc]

ATL is easier than LA
Combo of all the schools in close proximity and the amount of gay dudes tilting the ratio in your favor
I say this as a black man, don't know how it is for other races. Black girls in ATL are mad aggressive out of necessity

Thinking of moving to ATL, where are the best spots for a young black dude? Ive seen Bucktown mentioned alot so far...

(and yes I'm aware I asked the same about Memphis a while back, job may move me again lol)

Can't go wrong with Buckhead or Midtown.

Atlantic Station is convenient but also overpriced IMO.

There are a lot of restaurants and bars/clubs in Midtown in the area of the W Midtown

 

[41239]

I promise the yambs in my city are probably the easiest yambs known to man. These **** serve the yambs on a platter for v6 chargers smh not even da hemi. Its really cold in the D but i aint complaining

truey

but if you really mean Detroit, they aren't the easiest, i heard LA is definitely easier and so is Toronto

ATL is easier than LA

Combo of all the schools in close proximity and the amount of gay dudes tilting the ratio in your favor

I say this as a black man, don't know how it is for other races. Black girls in ATL are mad aggressive out of necessity

really? i believe you

but i heard the bad ones are on some uber snob mess and the rich dudes out there be payin top dollar gassin them