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He should tell the apple agent his problem the way he posted
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Yup, run in there. Pull the phone out, probably drop it and just start crying.
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Your boy struck out last night. Went to the second party of the night, where I saw a chick dressed as Harley Quinn. Cheeks hanging out and ******* busting out. She was all over me. She kept trying to get me drunk while we were playing chandeliers. Then she had me take shots of tequila with her because "it gets you naked". Her girls were drunk and wanting to leave, she was driving. They left and I told her to come back when she dropped her girls off. I never got her number, and I don't remember her name. 
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bruh if you can do that and record it I'll PayPal you $20truth-serum
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You did it to yourself b
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I'd fail on the fake tears. That boy has some real emotion it his post though. He might actually do that.
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Your boy struck out last night. Went to the second party of the night, where I saw a chick dressed as Harley Quinn. Cheeks hanging out and ******* busting out. She was all over me. She kept trying to get me drunk while we were playing chandeliers. Then she had me take shots of tequila with her because "it gets you naked". Her girls were drunk and wanting to leave, she was driving. They left and I told her to come back when she dropped her girls off. I never got her number, and I don't remember her name.
Happens to the best of us. If you spend more than 20 minutes with a chick you just met. Get her number. Even if tu don't plan on using it later. Lesson learned the hard way.
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Fellas you should always get the number the phone before branching off. I **** sometimes to.Your boy struck out last night. Went to the second party of the night, where I saw a chick dressed as Harley Quinn. Cheeks hanging out and ******* busting out. She was all over me. She kept trying to get me drunk while we were playing chandeliers. Then she had me take shots of tequila with her because "it gets you naked". Her girls were drunk and wanting to leave, she was driving. They left and I told her to come back when she dropped her girls off. I never got her number, and I don't remember her name.
But depending on where they was going and how the chick looked I would have urbered her friends home and left with Harley in her whip
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Your boy struck out last night. Went to the second party of the night, where I saw a chick dressed as Harley Quinn. Cheeks hanging out and ******* busting out. She was all over me. She kept trying to get me drunk while we were playing chandeliers. Then she had me take shots of tequila with her because "it gets you naked". Her girls were drunk and wanting to leave, she was driving. They left and I told her to come back when she dropped her girls off. I never got her number, and I don't remember her name.
Fam you missed a lay up on a toddler rim
Any mutuals? Harley Quinn isnt something you'd prob see a lot of
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at work till 5:30, work computer don't even got itune.
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We share a mutual friend, so I'm hoping I can bounce back soon. But I blew it bad fam.
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Good thing the Apple Store is open till 7 bro.
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Yo homie can I see your phone trying to log onto imessage so I can get these yambs after work
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Pics?
Noticed on the past couple of pages you dudes rating these birds 8-10. Y'all must be thirsty with this high grading curve
Noticed on the past couple of pages you dudes rating these birds 8-10. Y'all must be thirsty with this high grading curve
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Just a way to decipher. 7-8 is just a run of the mill girl that's in good shape with a decent face.
5-6 is probably skinny or nice body no face.
>5 you don't even go there unless you're black out and don't mind catching flak from your boys.
5-6 is probably skinny or nice body no face.
>5 you don't even go there unless you're black out and don't mind catching flak from your boys.
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8 is high papi
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pic when phone cut on.
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To be an 8 you need a proper donk and c's or so along with a nice face. But not the nicest face to take her to 9+. Then you're in upper echelon.
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My man
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and I said 9 cause shorty has natural curly hair and Afrocentric beauty to her and can hold a convo better than most girls I've been with.
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If she is 5'10 then let me get at her
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I'm 6'4 I don't mind tall chicks, but she's 5'6-5'8 maybe.
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Do you fam. Too short for me
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Took a mean L today my Tay brethren smh I'm lowkey ashamed to even post this story , I thought she was gonna be my wife one of these days man . You live , you learn !
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You can always pm me the story
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