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i'm confused af now. is his/her obsession with will bynum suspect or notDC ain't a woman manI unfortunately talk to him almost daily on here, ain't nothing womanly about him.
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share something u do that you wouldn't want ppl in real life knowing
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can't be any worse than his obsession with japanese wrestling and podcasts.
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Don't forget elbows and kneecaps.
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I think about killing people when I'm not even mad about anything, usually people I know too
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I don't think it's that. That I'm not worried about. I just don't want to be the first one to say it
When the time comes, you both will say it anyway. Good luck fam!
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Whoa.
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MY GUY
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Hunnynutcheerios
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some of these man
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They probly wanna murk you as well
ice city fc
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Idk where it comes from just random thoughts.
I highly doubt it I'm the coolest person probably anyone will ever know...(cliche) I know but seriously I am
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I raw dogged a girl I met off POF 2 days ago. Getting a check up Monday.
And it wasn't a transgender, and I know this because she has a son.
Not that I had sex with a transgender, but last time I brought a girl home, well Yall know. No need to explain.
And it wasn't a transgender, and I know this because she has a son.
Not that I had sex with a transgender, but last time I brought a girl home, well Yall know. No need to explain.
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My dude how much alcohol to not roll with jimmy?I raw dogged a girl I met off POF 2 days ago. Getting a check up Monday.
And it wasn't a transgender, and I know this because she has a son.
Not that I had sex with a transgender, but last time I brought a girl home, well Yall know. No need to explain.
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c'mon manI raw dogged a girl I met off POF 2 days ago. Getting a check up Monday.
And it wasn't a transgender, and I know this because she has a son.
Not that I had sex with a transgender, but last time I brought a girl home, well Yall know. No need to explain.
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I raw dogged a girl I met off POF 2 days ago. Getting a check up Monday.
And it wasn't a transgender, and I know this because she has a son.
Not that I had sex with a transgender, but last time I brought a girl home, well Yall know. No need to explain.
at you knowing she isn't tg because she has a son... But not at the fact that she has a vagina... And you'll be fine... I've gone raw so many times and have been lucky as ****...
I got a pimple on my D a couple years ago... Was so scarred I had aids, the clap, syphilis, herpes and warts at the same time
... Doctor was like... Sir, that's a pimple... Please pull up your pants...
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And you'll be fine... I've gone raw so many times and have been lucky as ****...
I got a pimple on my D a couple years ago... Was do scarred I had aids, the clap, syphilis, herpes and warts at the same time
Doctor was like... Sir, that's a pimple... Please pull up your pants...
ice city fc
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My dude how much alcohol to not roll with jimmy?I raw dogged a girl I met off POF 2 days ago. Getting a check up Monday.
And it wasn't a transgender, and I know this because she has a son.
Not that I had sex with a transgender, but last time I brought a girl home, well Yall know. No need to explain.
C'mom bruh we know there's an inverse correlation between volume of alch consumed and probability of grabbing the jimmy out ya pants on the floor. [emoji]128514[/emoji]
Franchise trippin though rando online ho, couldn't be me.
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Did I miss this story/topic?Not that I had sex with a transgender, but last time I brought a girl home, well Yall know. No need to explain.
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Gotchu, bro.
Ok after seeing all these post I don't feel bad anymore, so I'm just gonna explain how my meeting with the transgender went down.
Ok so shorty hits me up and said hey how I'm doing, I look very handsome and all, quickly exchanged #, talk for a quick minute on the phone and decided we will get something to eat around my way in Brooklyn while I'm staying up here with my pops for a few weeks. We link up, at this lounge bar only 4 blocks away from the crib. I'm not gonna lie, she/he looked very attractive, dressed nice and all, I'm thinking in my head, shorty could be my type. So we chopped it up for like a hour, and she/he says lets go back to your crib, we can drink there it's cheaper and I'll feel more comfortable. I told she/he I'm staying at my pops crib right now, I just moved down to Charlotte. She/he like it's cool I don't mind, rather be at your place than mine. So I'm like bet, go to the crib introduced he/she to my pops, as I'm taking her/him to the room with a bottle of Henny, my pops gives me a smirk and head nod, like my son about to put in work. So we start drinking, and she/he puts their hand on my leg and start rubbing it, then unbuckles my pants. So right as she/he doing this tells me " hey before we go any further there something I need to tell you" I'm thinking she must have a STD, but I can always get head so I'm cool with that. Shorty tells me I'm a transgender women. So I'm just in shock and can't believe this just happened. Then shorty comes at me with, you still want some head. Now I'm faded and horny, so I'm literally thinking about it, like who is gonna know I got some top from a transgender. Then I start playing out in my head the consequences of this action, like what if I actually like it, then ending up like Mr Cee and Eddie Murphy. Like once you go to that dark place, there is no escaping. I Tell he/she I can't do it, then shorty ( word to everything I love) says what if I call my niece over, you can have sex with her and I can top you and your dad off, I'm just trying to have a good time today. I'm like woahhhh wtf is going on here, this seems mad sketchy. So needless to say I pulled my pants and told her you gotta go. After she/he left I just fapped myself to sleep. I swear like Charlie Murphy Hollywood stories you just can't make s**t like this up
And I typed this from mobile btw I now how big NT is on grammar and spacing
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Man reppped for typing it all out on mobile and that story lmao that's wild man
benzilla427
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Nah...i prefer girls like in the voluptuous thread.
I know some of them are considered bbw but I have a weird definition.
first off no matter what, a woman with a giant gut could not get the pipe
or if she fat with small teddies and/or no mass also a definite pass.
basically she gotta have thighmeat, teddymeat, bootymeat, pretty in the face and a proportionate gut to get the pipe...
naa mean?
so basically my order of preference for women body shapes are: thick > bbw (with the aforementioned criteria) > slim ...everything else no thanks..cuz who wants to date a walking skeleton, or even average...average sucks...nothing about your body is exemplary, nothing about your face is exemplary..like..thats worse than bbw..at least they got more to love in the right places...average is like..booty is meh, face is meh, ******* are like bs at best...like...im not here for average...
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Those are my preferences as well... Which means I smash my far share of fat chicks ...
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Man reppped for typing it all out on mobile and that story lmao that's wild man
Nah chill bruh, that's not my story. I just quoted the dude from back in the thread. I can't be taking his credit.
