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canʻt wait to read page by page...
my secret: I am at Bruce Wayne levels of planning the perfect FAP
my secret: I am at Bruce Wayne levels of planning the perfect FAP
share something u do that you wouldn't want ppl in real life knowing
- Thread in 'General' Thread starter Started by omariwestafari,
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- Oct 8, 2002
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canʻt wait to read page by page...
my secret: I am at Bruce Wayne levels of planning the perfect FAP
Dat fap prep time.
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Reading this thread has made me ok with some of the things I do/did that I thought were weird 
- Feb 6, 2011
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Every 3 or 4 months I make POF accounts in different cities and flirt with broads just to boost my ego.
I ain't never gonna smash but I like the attention.
silverbackhoney
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Sometimes I lead women on just to turn them down/block their number soon afterwards.
Also makes me feel good about myself.
Also makes me feel good about myself.
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I wash my hands before I take a piss. My **** is clean so I figure it makes more sense than putting your filthy hands on your joint then washing after
- Oct 13, 2001
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Yea but then you touch the dirtiest piece of clothing for every human.
Your belt.
- Dec 8, 2006
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Wth is wrong with yall
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We're human, lol
- Dec 8, 2006
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Maybe half human after reading this thread.
T Lo Sweater
formerly troyd
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The day I got with my most recent girl i cheated on her
- Oct 8, 2002
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Lol the night me and my last gf made it official, I smashed another chick that same morning.
That was also my first double header.
OneNightDan
formerly mryoungmoney
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While back I had picked up this chick from some bar, she had got drunk & couldn't drive. Her mom picks up her SUV, so we proceed to my house. She wants to smash, I'm kinda' hesitant but an hour or so had passed so she tells me she's sobered up. Turn off the lights, start undressing her. Bend her over start destroying the Yambs, she's clinches really tight so I know she done orgasmed. I'm still trying to bust, I'm close to getting there & she says she has to pee. I was like okay, well I'm almost done anyways. Simultaneously, I bust and she pees all over my sheets & on my stomach including my boxers to. Smh... Still hold it against her 'til this day.
silverbackhoney
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OneNightDan
formerly mryoungmoney
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Lmao same chick, but this was way before all that. We were off that day, & I went over. She was eating an apple when I got there. Watching TV, I start grabbing on her chesticles, she gets turned on. I tell her give me some brain, she proceeds. I'm violent with with it. Down her throat, she's struggling for air. I'm telling her not to stop, everything seems fine... Until she throws up Apple sauce on me fambz! SMDH! On everything I love, no bs. I should have known then to drop this chick sooner.
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so there was kid flavored apple sauce...im sure that was a good treat for her right?
iDon’tRead
formerly winter91
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should i start using clorox wipes on my belt then ? @DCAllAmerican .. wow pc nt is pretty good .. i just hate how we cant go to last read post..
OneNightDan
formerly mryoungmoney
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Nah bro', she ate a apple before I got to her house. While she's topping me off she throws up, so the apple then is apple sauce. So disgusting, all on my Levi's smh...
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While driving, whenever I see a can/cup I feel it is my duty to run over it and feel the crush
silverbackhoney
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- Oct 13, 2001
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Yea, think about it. When does ANYONE clean their belt? Dirtiest piece of clothing
T Lo Sweater
formerly troyd
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In 6th grade I spent the night at my friends house. His sister was hella bad and she was out of town.
We slept in his game room because his house big as ****. I got up in the middle of the night to piss, and his sisters room was right next to the bathroom. I went in her room and I guess she didn't clean before she left because she had panties and bra's all in the floor.
i picked up a pair of panties and smelled them.
**** stain. Didn't eem see it
We slept in his game room because his house big as ****. I got up in the middle of the night to piss, and his sisters room was right next to the bathroom. I went in her room and I guess she didn't clean before she left because she had panties and bra's all in the floor.
i picked up a pair of panties and smelled them.
**** stain. Didn't eem see it
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Going through this thread. Have me in real tears lol
