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Originally Posted by FreezeTag
@ you not letting your mother in the room.
Originally Posted by ebpo
My most embarrasing time was when I was going to "go at it" with 2 girls for the first time. You know how it is, you hear about it, you see it () but it was my turn now! So we're in my bed, we're starting it, touching each other, then one of the girl decided to go down, while the other was going to the bathroom ( girls are ALWAYS going to the damn bathroom loll)... Unfortunatly, i was to excite and cameWhen the other girl got out of the bathroom, she didn't say anything but she was like "man how long have I been in there"... We never talk about it again!
Originally Posted by yep617
keep in mind i was really drunk and high off powder when this occurred: back in high school it was the end of a heavy partying night and i was feeling very giving that night, so i went down on my girl and got all into it, then had sex and went to sleep.
the next morning shes like "you know you ate my butthole last night?
i was like ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Originally Posted by brettTHEjett
every girl I've been with who went down on me has swallowed. Where do you shoot if she doesn't want it in her mouth
Thumper?Originally Posted by bluexsneakerhead
Originally Posted by soltheman
Anyways, we're steady in it and her dad pops in from the back door (we didn't hear him come in.) He simply said "Hey, how y'all doin'?" and then just went back into the kitchen and grabbed some left over chinese food.
same thing happened to my boyfriend & i twice
wats wit the short ceilings? u live in a dwarf house?Originally Posted by iBlink
Volume 2 was epic. Pics and allI remember dude who said he got beat up by shorty's brother and father after she said he was weak.
So let's get into it.
A few months back I was with my ex. She was feeling hella excited, tombout let me get on top. So she does her thing and I notice how ridiculously close her head is to my ceiling. I try to tell her to take it easy and stuff, but she says why, you can't handle it? As I'm about to speak again, she smacks her head on the roof hard as hell. All I hear is a thud. Shorty falls back looking dazed and all. She's like "I'm good" and tries to get things going again, and as she straddles me, she faints.
I'm there tripping like, do I take her to the hospital? Is she dead? So I lay her on the bed and tell myself if she doesn't get up in an hour, I'll take her to the hospital. She wakes up and I'm joking around like "I thought you died" She hits me with "Please, it wasn't that good now". Had me like
Originally Posted by illuztrious
but i pushed her away and hit her with another excuse while trying to hide me squirting everywhere.
Lol!... no need for an apology... damn, that was almost a year ago.. Time flies!!!... we shoulda hung out more!!! Your always finding some off the wall @%*$ on the internet!!
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Dom Boogie
Date: Apr 20, 2009 2:02 PM
Yo I was reading this article online about people's most embarassing sexual encounters and whatnot. SOme of that stuff was hilarious but it just reminded me that I never apologized about my wack performance that one summer night last year lol. I was never really sure if you knew what happened but I was embarassed just the same. As always, your fault tho'
DOM.
Peep the pics I posted on page 2 fam. My room at mom duke's house is on an incline... attic style.Originally Posted by SiG21
wats wit the short ceilings? u live in a dwarf house?Originally Posted by iBlink
Volume 2 was epic. Pics and allI remember dude who said he got beat up by shorty's brother and father after she said he was weak.
So let's get into it.
A few months back I was with my ex. She was feeling hella excited, tombout let me get on top. So she does her thing and I notice how ridiculously close her head is to my ceiling. I try to tell her to take it easy and stuff, but she says why, you can't handle it? As I'm about to speak again, she smacks her head on the roof hard as hell. All I hear is a thud. Shorty falls back looking dazed and all. She's like "I'm good" and tries to get things going again, and as she straddles me, she faints.
I'm there tripping like, do I take her to the hospital? Is she dead? So I lay her on the bed and tell myself if she doesn't get up in an hour, I'll take her to the hospital. She wakes up and I'm joking around like "I thought you died" She hits me with "Please, it wasn't that good now". Had me like
Originally Posted by Illuztrious
Just wrote her on Myspace:
Lol!... no need for an apology... damn, that was almost a year ago.. Time flies!!!... we shoulda hung out more!!! Your always finding some off the wall @%*$ on the internet!!
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Dom Boogie
Date: Apr 20, 2009 2:02 PM
Yo I was reading this article online about people's most embarassing sexual encounters and whatnot. SOme of that stuff was hilarious but it just reminded me that I never apologized about my wack performance that one summer night last year lol. I was never really sure if you knew what happened but I was embarassed just the same. As always, your fault tho'
DOM.
thats not something u share!Originally Posted by Crank Lucas
over exaggerated about my length to a chick, had no condom, had to walk out to the pharmacy real quick
was staring at the shelf, I was like man if I dont return with some magnums Imma embarrass myself, this chick thinks Im packing a ruler
so I copped a magnum, getting ahead of myself as always, got back and slipped it on
yea, SLIPPED , my junk just fell in there, so much wasted space, it was like renting a home with a pool house knowing dam well you cant swim
I kept stalling saying wait Im not fully erect yet, but of course I was lying, the intercourse was weird, almost bothersome, it was like wearing a extra long sock and folding it under your foot.
but till this day my magnums stay baggy
Originally Posted by phillypac
Originally Posted by iBlink
I remember dude who said he got beat up by shorty's brother and father after she said he was weak.
Originally Posted by kidUFC
this happened last night..
had sex like 20 times.. from about 11 pm to 4:30 am non stop... first time we smashed i nutted after 2 mins, im like sorry i got excited.. but lets do it again, so we do it, she nuts 3 times before i had to bust again.....
after having sex for about 4 hrs straight we sleep, then had to wake up early in the morning cuz i had to take her back home for church.. but before we leave, i smashed... i nutted the first 2 mins .. cleaned up then went at it again.. i bust again after 3 mins ...
im like !%#$.. she goes LOL you busted 2x within 5 mins.. impressive.