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Originally Posted by ChiTownRivera07
he just gives me the thumbs up and continues to watch his porno....
Beats me......maybe tears of joy? maybe it was what she'd been missing all her life and when she finally got it, the pleasureand satisfaction was overwhelming? maybe i hit it too hard?Originally Posted by SuprDuperFly
This thread is A+; but i don't understand what caused birthday girl to cry.Originally Posted by AntonLaVey
1. Menstrual cycles on my bed FTL....I just did laundry. They're a few times when the girl tells me she's on her period that's I've been like whatever. But when it is unexpected, I hit them with theand silence till she leaves.
2. Girls crying after sex FTL.
1st time. Frosh year I bring this chick back home, I smashed for like 4 hours straight and she went to sleep, so I thought. I got up to use my computer, and this chicks starting crying. My housemates walks in on her crying and me on my computer with a hoodie on and headphones tryna ignore everything.
Reason for her crying-I may have smashed too hard. Two of her male friends told me she said she couldn't walk the next day and had to go to health services.
An NTer was my frosh year roomie and could co-sign this story
2nd time-Junior year in college, I went to this random chick that my boy knew's bday party. 10 minutes later, I was with the birthday girl on the couch making out. During the party we go into her room around the corner and I smashed the birthday girl. Her 3 friends walk in on me dressing up and her crying hysterically. I was so embarassed because it clearly looked like I had raped her but I was way drunker than she was and everyone saw her approach me and took me into her room.
3rd time-Senior year....I threw a party and the chick I wanted to smash left to go to some bar. Some other girl that was competing with her to smash stuck around and forced herself into my room by the end of the night. I was wasted and stupid and I called her (a slightly full figured girl) "motherly". Don't know why I said that....maybe cause when I rested my head on her boobs it made me feel like an infant.Anyhow she starts crying and saying you don't call a young girl "motherly". I had to console her with disineguous complements and kissing her which led to smashing.
Can you elaborate?
Seriously guys I need helpOriginally Posted by 255forLife
Originally Posted by brettTHEjett
every girl I've been with who went down on me has swallowed. Where do you shoot if she doesn't want it in her mouth
+1
Yo the only time that should happen is at parties or something. Drunk girls FTLOriginally Posted by Rawk On
at dudes getting thrown up on while getting cabeza. Don't dive in the deep if you don't know how to swim, ladies.
i was reading that and thought the exact same thing.Originally Posted by Jalrulz
^ lol ducktales.
So what are u tryna say...is the expression "it's a wrap" indicating that you use magnums or that she left you?Originally Posted by rck2sactown
I dunno if this exactly embarrassing, but the first time i had sex I had to go out and buy condoms for the first time...........
me being Asian and succumbing to stereotypes and being somewhat naive, just bought regular ole' Trojan cuz i thought I was packing small. No I never got the opportunity to check my schlong size with other dudes so I didn't know.
Anyways fast forward to the next day, shawty comes over; the moment comes for me to slip on the rubber and I'm having the hardest time ever putting it on. She even tries to help me, and finally she peeps up "this doesn't fit you, you're too big." i slight smirk came to my face. I was slightly embarrassed to tell her I was a virgin and had no idea what to buy... We finished up raw....The next day she brought over a box of magnums and its been a wrap since (no pun intended).
Originally Posted by AntonLaVey
1. Menstrual cycles on my bed FTL....I just did laundry. They're a few times when the girl tells me she's on her period that's I've been like whatever. But when it is unexpected, I hit them with theand silence till she leaves.
2. Girls crying after sex FTL.
1st time. Frosh year I bring this chick back home, I smashed for like 4 hours straight and she went to sleep, so I thought. I got up to use my computer, and this chicks starting crying. My housemates walks in on her crying and me on my computer with a hoodie on and headphones tryna ignore everything.
Reason for her crying-I may have smashed too hard. Two of her male friends told me she said she couldn't walk the next day and had to go to health services.
An NTer was my frosh year roomie and could co-sign this story
2nd time-Junior year in college, I went to this random chick that my boy knew's bday party. 10 minutes later, I was with the birthday girl on the couch making out. During the party we go into her room around the corner and I smashed the birthday girl. Her 3 friends walk in on me dressing up and her crying hysterically. I was so embarassed because it clearly looked like I had raped her but I was way drunker than she was and everyone saw her approach me and took me into her room.
3rd time-Senior year....I threw a party and the chick I wanted to smash left to go to some bar. Some other girl that was competing with her to smash stuck around and forced herself into my room by the end of the night. I was wasted and stupid and I called her (a slightly full figured girl) "motherly". Don't know why I said that....maybe cause when I rested my head on her boobs it made me feel like an infant.Anyhow she starts crying and saying you don't call a young girl "motherly". I had to console her with disineguous complements and kissing her which led to smashing.
i love those days u get to spend the night with yo girl and u wake up at liek 2 am to smash, then go back to sleeep then have morning sex, thensex in the shower, then sex after showerOriginally Posted by kidUFC
this happened last night..
had sex like 20 times.. from about 11 pm to 4:30 am non stop... first time we smashed i nutted after 2 mins, im like sorry i got excited.. but lets do it again, so we do it, she nuts 3 times before i had to bust again.....
after having sex for about 4 hrs straight we sleep, then had to wake up early in the morning cuz i had to take her back home for church.. but before we leave, i smashed... i nutted the first 2 mins .. cleaned up then went at it again.. i bust again after 3 mins ...
im like !%#$.. she goes LOL you busted 2x within 5 mins.. impressive.
Originally Posted by cutasdiamondz8
Lol At A Lot Of These Stories.. Man This One Is Nasty.. I've Smashed This 32 Year Old Milf At My Crib Twice.. Each Time Her Thing Thing Wasn't Smelling That Proper.. But I Ignored It And Took It Like A Man Lol. .The 3rd Night She Came Through We Get Straight To It, I'm Unbuckling Her Pants.. Taking Her Clothes Off With The Quickness.. She's Naked.. I'm Getting Naked.. Get Some Genius And Pop The Fitted On.. Everything Looks Great Perfect.. Shes On Her Back And I Proceed To Get Her Moist.. I Start Piping Missionary And Decide That I Got Bored With The Position... MEANWHILE SHE'S ENJOYING EVERY SECOND MOANING AND WHAT NOT.. As Soon As I Pull Out.. Blood Comes Rushing Out And Stains The OAGD;IGBDUI;GBG Out Of My Sheets... I Gave Her The Only Stone Face While She Was Just Like "OMGGG I'm So Sorry I Didn't Have No Idea, I'm Not Even On My Period, Just Haven't Been On The Pill" I Was At Lost Of Words I Just Sat Back And Stared At Her And The Sheets Repeatedly Lol.. I Let Her Finish Me Off With Some More Genious After She Got Fully Clothed Again Lol... Haven't Seen Her Since Haha
Originally Posted by blaxoid
I was coming from my ex's place at like 1pm, driving with her back to my place to watch a movie. So about half way thru the trip I decide that I've never gotten head while driving before, so I have to experience it.. I spent 2 minutes convincing her its a good idea and she obliges. So she's puttin in work and 30 secs in, I'm making this "massive smile and kind of closing my eyes" face, u know the one.
Unfortunately, this also made me lose sight of the road infront of me. I put my attention back onto the road and notice I'm about to smash into the car infront of me which has just stopped, so in that instant I slam on the brakes and manage to stop without hitting it. Obviously my girl wasnt aware that this was about to happen so the sudden stop made her smack her head on the wheel, and at the same time she kind of closes her mouth out of reaction and her teeth sort of bite/scratch my lil man. I yelled 'FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU' and stared at her angrily, and she totally lost it blaming me for making her hit her head etc, that i'm never gonna get any head again and so onI was on lockdown for 2 weeks following this event
LOL, this had meOriginally Posted by rck2sactown
I dunno if this exactly embarrassing, but the first time i had sex I had to go out and buy condoms for the first time...........
me being Asian and succumbing to stereotypes and being somewhat naive, just bought regular ole' Trojan cuz i thought I was packing small. No I never got the opportunity to check my schlong size with other dudes so I didn't know.
Anyways fast forward to the next day, shawty comes over; the moment comes for me to slip on the rubber and I'm having the hardest time ever putting it on. She even tries to help me, and finally she peeps up "this doesn't fit you, you're too big." i slight smirk came to my face. I was slightly embarrassed to tell her I was a virgin and had no idea what to buy... We finished up raw....The next day she brought over a box of magnums and its been a wrap since (no pun intended).
Originally Posted by FL0ETiCNOSTALGiA
Originally Posted by cutasdiamondz8
Lol At A Lot Of These Stories.. Man This One Is Nasty.. I've Smashed This 32 Year Old Milf At My Crib Twice.. Each Time Her Thing Thing Wasn't Smelling That Proper.. But I Ignored It And Took It Like A Man Lol. .The 3rd Night She Came Through We Get Straight To It, I'm Unbuckling Her Pants.. Taking Her Clothes Off With The Quickness.. She's Naked.. I'm Getting Naked.. Get Some Genius And Pop The Fitted On.. Everything Looks Great Perfect.. Shes On Her Back And I Proceed To Get Her Moist.. I Start Piping Missionary And Decide That I Got Bored With The Position... MEANWHILE SHE'S ENJOYING EVERY SECOND MOANING AND WHAT NOT.. As Soon As I Pull Out.. Blood Comes Rushing Out And Stains The OAGD;IGBDUI;GBG Out Of My Sheets... I Gave Her The Only Stone Face While She Was Just Like "OMGGG I'm So Sorry I Didn't Have No Idea, I'm Not Even On My Period, Just Haven't Been On The Pill" I Was At Lost Of Words I Just Sat Back And Stared At Her And The Sheets Repeatedly Lol.. I Let Her Finish Me Off With Some More Genious After She Got Fully Clothed Again Lol... Haven't Seen Her Since Haha
that's crazy how the 1st letter of every word is capital. seems exhausting.