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Yup.Originally Posted by VietStar
Pick-up lines don't work if you're:
1) ugly
2) awkward
Originally Posted by j d0t win
Guy: Do you like dragons?
Girl: umm yess i guess
Guy: Good because im gonna be dragon these balls across your face tonight
Guy: Are you into fitness?
Girl:Yes
Guy: Good so you can fitness **** in your mouth
Originally Posted by MrONegative
Originally Posted by Patrick Bateman
Originally Posted by georgehimself
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?my whole brain is crying
Originally Posted by Mycoldyourdone
ask her to feel the fabric of your sleeve...
you: hey girl, you know what this is?
her: what?
you: boyfriend material
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Originally Posted by shoeking2101
Originally Posted by Mycoldyourdone
ask her to feel the fabric of your sleeve...
you: hey girl, you know what this is?
her: what?
you: boyfriend material
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Originally Posted by FlipnKraut
Whenever I'm around you I'm like a level 4 metapod. All I can do is harden.
I may not be the best guy here. But I'm the only one talking to you.
Listen lady face, I'm the best you can do and you know it, and I'm willing to settle for you tonight.
Originally Posted by yungchris504
hello my name is...
(her):I have a bf
(you): I have a goldfish
(her): huh
(you): I thought we were talking about *+#* that don't matter
haha, got emOriginally Posted by SoundnFury
If I asked you to have sex with me, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this one?
Used this last year in Vegas (not serious of course), ladies loved itOriginally Posted by shoeking2101
Originally Posted by Mycoldyourdone
ask her to feel the fabric of your sleeve...
you: hey girl, you know what this is?
her: what?
you: boyfriend material
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Originally Posted by Forgot About Jae
hey i just met you / and this is crazy / but i have alzheimers / hey i just met you
Originally Posted by lazybonejone
Go to the girl and pound her drink.
Then calmly say, "May I buy you a drink?"
Three for three with that one.
Originally Posted by j d0t win
Guy: Do you like dragons?
Girl: umm yess i guess
Guy: Good because im gonna be dragon these balls across your face tonight
Guy: Are you into fitness?
Girl:Yes
Guy: Good so you can fitness **** in your mouth
Originally Posted by whyhellothere
@ the weather man