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Originally Posted by j d0t win
Guy: Do you like dragons?
Girl: umm yess i guess
Guy: Good because im gonna be dragon these balls across your face tonight
Guy: Are you into fitness?
Girl:Yes
Guy: Good so you can fitness **** in your mouth
Fixed.Originally Posted by WaitWut
who the hell uses pick up lines though? girls talk a lot already if you look decent you can talk to one easily even a simple hey wassup works if you look decent. True game is the part between the hi and bye.
Originally Posted by onewearz
Originally Posted by 23rdWonder
GUY: "My magic watch says you aren't wearing any panties." Girl:You're Wrong. GUY: "Well damn it must be 10 minutes fast."
Originally Posted by Mycoldyourdone
text game
you: pick a number between 1 and 7.
her: 4...?
you: 4 days from now, you and i are going out.
Originally Posted by Degenerate423
Originally Posted by dyyhard
I'm no weather man, but expect more than a couple of inches tonight.
Remember this moment, so we can tell our kids how we met.
In general I agree and I never use pick-up lines because they would just come out awkwardly but I'm sure there have been scenarios where something clever as opposed to something simple would have led me to more successOriginally Posted by WaitWut
who the hell uses pick up lines though?
girls talk a lot already if you look decent you can talk to one easily
picked up a chick at my homies party last sat all we did was talk for like 30mins straight well she was mostly flirting though hell i got tired of talking to her
even a simple hey wassup works if you look decent
Originally Posted by bruce negro
Originally Posted by Degenerate423
Originally Posted by dyyhard
I'm no weather man, but expect more than a couple of inches tonight.
Remember this moment, so we can tell our kids how we met.
I am crying real tears in my cubicle right now.... Wow�
Originally Posted by LUKEwarm Skywalker
Can I buy you a giraffe > *
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Originally Posted by VeintiSiete
the other day i was at the Farmer's Market waiting to pay, and in the line next to me was a cutie who only was buying one item apparently
so i casually say "you know, they really should look into making a cashier line for the single-item customer" followed by a playful smile.
that cracked the ice and turned into brief humorous banter.
turns out she was married, so i didnt close.
but i could tell she was genuinely flattered and had she been a woman of looser morals, i would probably be balling her underwear in my hand as we speak.
Originally Posted by ggarvinXX3
Originally Posted by LUKEwarm Skywalker
Can I buy you a giraffe > *
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that would have worked on my ex
Originally Posted by three6mafia
guy: tickle your %%!#@ with a feather? (say it quick)
girl: huh?
guy: particularly nice weather.
Originally Posted by Patrick Bateman
Originally Posted by georgehimself
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?