- Mar 8, 2010
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Those times when the Phantom Menace 3D commercials catch you offguard and you start to talk yourself into it.
The Guard
When I heard of this movie, I dunno what I expected. I thought it'd be something like The Station Agent with murder, which wasn't so far off.
I mean it's a buddy cop movie like an Irish 48 Hours. It is funny in some parts, especially Cheadle going door to door and Mark Strong's bad guy got me here and there. But there's just so much missing to it. The pace and plot feel so aimless and tired. And when things happened they either don't go far enough or were just a little too silly in everything. You don't wanna be in the middle. You get forgotten in the middle. I'm gonna forget I saw this by the time I'm done typing this.
The film this guy directed before, In Bruges, is a perfect example of knowing when to take it too far, when to get heavy, when to be silly and when to have small restrained moments. And it was much more sharply written, directed and acted. This is like a more serious Reno 911: Miami, but in Ireland. Shoot Em Up or Hot Fuzz without any of the action or momentum. It gets weighed down with Gleeson as 'the guy' but his character never gets heavy or strange enough to be a Bad Lieutenant.
It's fine for what it is, but it's more like a British TV show I wouldn't watch than a movie.
6.5/10 cuz Mark Strong's funny and Gleeson + Cheadle aren't bad
The Guard
When I heard of this movie, I dunno what I expected. I thought it'd be something like The Station Agent with murder, which wasn't so far off.
I mean it's a buddy cop movie like an Irish 48 Hours. It is funny in some parts, especially Cheadle going door to door and Mark Strong's bad guy got me here and there. But there's just so much missing to it. The pace and plot feel so aimless and tired. And when things happened they either don't go far enough or were just a little too silly in everything. You don't wanna be in the middle. You get forgotten in the middle. I'm gonna forget I saw this by the time I'm done typing this.
The film this guy directed before, In Bruges, is a perfect example of knowing when to take it too far, when to get heavy, when to be silly and when to have small restrained moments. And it was much more sharply written, directed and acted. This is like a more serious Reno 911: Miami, but in Ireland. Shoot Em Up or Hot Fuzz without any of the action or momentum. It gets weighed down with Gleeson as 'the guy' but his character never gets heavy or strange enough to be a Bad Lieutenant.
It's fine for what it is, but it's more like a British TV show I wouldn't watch than a movie.
6.5/10 cuz Mark Strong's funny and Gleeson + Cheadle aren't bad