***Official Political Discussion Thread***

[fargin]

This hit home.

 

[Methodical Management]

My apologies if this has already been done.

Bernardo blocking da baño

“There is no justice in a society where an electric motor can deliver over 80% of the maximum torque of a Dodge Charger Hellcat with only 1% of the revs.

Even in a city that is famous for its gridlock traffic, passing lane power is a fundamental human right. And that is why we must deliver Hemicare For All.

Also, I believe it is imperative that we eliminate our outstanding jewelry store debt that is crushing our young people. My opponents have unfairly mischaracterized this as a public subsidy for thirst traps. It is not. My friends, I assure you: this plan is only built for Cuban linx. I would know. I wrote da damn bill.”

 

[boxer15]

Where is her upper lip?

 

[IATT]

 

[IATT]

 

[storm2006]

My apologies if this has already been done.

“There is no justice in a society where an electric motor can deliver over 80% of the maximum torque of a Dodge Charger Hellcat with only 1% of the revs.

Even in a city that is famous for its gridlock traffic, passing lane power is a fundamental human right. And that is why we must deliver Hemicare For All.

Also, I believe it is imperative that we eliminate our outstanding jewelry store debt that is crushing our young people. My opponents have unfairly mischaracterized this as a public subsidy for thirst traps. It is not. My friends, I assure you: this plan is only built for Cuban linx. I would know. I wrote da damn bill.”

 

[superblytrife]

Man I’m so glad to see this administration doing what needs to be done to weed out these Trump leftovers. Get all those sorry ****s outta the paint, traditional courtesies and practices be damned.

I didn’t think Joey would come through like this tbh, but I’m glad I was wrong. Hope he keeps this energy going forward!

 

[dinyc3st]

Both got impeached AND no showed the inauguration. Irony!

 

[DJ Shift]

Melania about to start an OF to stay relevant. OnlyPatriots.

 

[daruma]

 

[lobotomybeats]

“There is no justice in a society where an electric motor can deliver over 80% of the maximum torque of a Dodge Charger Hellcat with only 1% of the revs.

Even in a city that is famous for its gridlock traffic, passing lane power is a fundamental human right. And that is why we must deliver Hemicare For All.

Also, I believe it is imperative that we eliminate our outstanding jewelry store debt that is crushing our young people. My opponents have unfairly mischaracterized this as a public subsidy for thirst traps. It is not. My friends, I assure you: this plan is only built for Cuban linx. I would know. I wrote da damn bill.”

Damn it! I knew I should have included da Jesus piece.

 

[dinyc3st]

So based off Twitter it was basically the inauguration of Bernie Sanders

 

[Upptempo]

So based off Twitter it was basically the inauguration of Bernie Sanders

the last president was on Twitter enough for 44 presidents worth

 

[dinyc3st]

Bro this might be the meme of 2021, this is beyond Arthur meme trends.

 

[Methodical Management]

Damn it! I knew I should have included da Jesus piece.

There’s always the follow up.

“Once again, I am asking for my allowance.”

 

[mplsdunk]

Bernard better respond to all this.

 

[RustyShackleford]

He did. He said he is from Vermont, up there they dress for the cold, they not worried about fashion

 

[fargin]

He did. He said he is from Vermont, up there they dress for the cold, they not worried about fashion

People UnDS'ing Dior1's and this guy shows up in his best snow shoveling attire...

There are other overcoat options.

 

[storm2006]

Bernard better respond to all this.

Bernye’s response was very nuanced. When questioned about it on CNN he said “If you’re wearing layers, you can be in DC, NYC, Vermont, at an inauguration, or in the Capitol, taking layers on and off however. And the proportions get emotional. You know how a bill can express a feeling or an emotion? Layers can, too.”

It was deep stuff.

 

[mplsdunk]

That’s how it is when you live in the cold.

I got a fire wool coat though.

 

[elpablo21]

His fit better than anything I've worn since the pandemic started. I might beat him on the kicks but that's about it

 

[MajinZuub]

His fit better than anything I've worn since the pandemic started. I might beat him on the kicks but that's about it

Work from home had me barefoot in the crib for a good 3 months

(I keep my spot clean before y’all come at me )

 

[mplsdunk]

I try to at least be presentable.

I’m not putting on a suit anytime soon or anything though.

 

[rexanglorum]

How will Delk reinvent himself in the coming days, weeks and months? Will he still vouch for Pedos and Scums? Will he insist that the First Step Act was amazing? Will he get busted for defrauding da federal government? Will we see a Rex like transformation or will he make a thread calling me out and threatening me? CAN'T WAIT

He can’t go the socialism route. If he tries to join the DSA, he won’t be allowed to. We started our first ever blacklist with one name on it and changed our name to the Delk Skeptics of America. Our motto is also no longer “a better world is possible.” It’s now, “more stringent PPP eligibility criteria in our time.”

 

[freeze]