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LOL. Bless your heart.
Oh my god What an own
I have seen the light. I’m now seeing things your way.
Poor folk don’t have to die, they’re just a blue wave and a refundable tax credit for community college coding classes away from prosperity.
Meanwhile, we’re just a dozen more breathless MSNBC segments about Russia away from having Trust fund Becky in the ‘burbs deciding to Pokémon GO! to the polls and supporting the blue wave. Rich white women may feel intimidated and call 911 when they see an episode of blackish on their TV but when they learn that Dems called Trump a traitor, they’ll come around.
Ya see, insane leftist causes like clean drinking water, access to affordable dental care and the ability for warehouse employees to have a bathroom break drive away wealthy wine moms in suburban America. Only our visibility support for trustworthy and venerable institutions and values like civility, the CIA, the FBI and CNN Airport edition can sway our precious and only swing demographic of millionaire MILFs who have wooden signs that say “laugh, live & love” around their McMansions.
I’m quiting the DSA and from now on my activism will be stalking conservatives on Twitter and hitting them with “sir, have you no decency?” We’ll have our blue wave and restore America to the wonderful, inclusive and equitable place it was from 1776 to 2016!