kvsm23vs24:
Stop trying act like your tough, too. Know damn well you wouldn't say, "you two done flirting?"
I literally do it all the time. I work in a juvenile delinquent facility. Kids are ordered by the court to be where I work. Lock up.
When I can tell two kids really aren't about it, I always sit back and holler things like "Y'all done flirting?" and "Damn, kiss him already."
It ain't tough to call someone's bluff. People who are serious don't talk; people who talk aren't serious.
This has happened plenty of times, too:
kid: "I'm serious, Mike D, you better get this dude. I'm 'bout to..."
me: "Do nothing. If you were about to do something, you'd have done it."
kid: "Man, don't even eff with me right now. I'm serious."
me: "No you're not, and that's why I'm still sitting down."
They know that if it's really going to go down, I'm ready to crack some heads... but if they're trying to put on a show by puffing their chests up until I come break it up, I'm'a sit and sip my coffee and let them put on their little show.