OFFICIAL GAME OF THRONES THREAD | HOUSE OF THE DRAGON Premieres 8.21.22 | OFFICIAL TRAILER REVEALED

[amarano]

i feel bad even typing it but it almost felt like they pushed the “dont need a man to be the hero” agenda.

let every woman in westeros flourish i’ll be the first to be happy. give her the throne even

but you don’t take jon vs night king and give arya the ball with the game on the line.

i’ll be the first one standing in my living room clapping for her defeating mountain, cersei euron whomever

but you don’t take the ball out of jon’s hands against the night king no way

what they tonight did with the night king after 9 years..( not even just his death but we got zero back story) is enough to bump this show out of GOAT talk for me

 

[tigo0240]

First off, I loved the ep for what it was. Of course. Love the show. But God damn.......what the **** are they tryna sell us?

 

[atlsfinest]

Lord Friendzone simped till the very end.

He's the GOAT simp. He didn't even get a kiss on the cheek as he was dying

 

[SplinterMatic319]

Arya of House Stark, Azor Ahai, The Prince that was Promised, Changer of Faces, Night King Slayer, No One and Protector of the Realm

 

[elpablo21]

- First ten minutes in while the tension was building had a brotha like

- Melisanbae came thru with the fire flutes on em and then I was like

- But when they started retreating immediatley

and **** went into chaos mode

- When those White Walker smoke bombs fogged the scene

- Light the got damn TRENCH!

- Boss Hogg Lyanna went out a real one

- Did Bran really tell Theon you good peeps but brb gotta login into westeros.org real quick

- When Mad Queen Dany hit the dracarys

- Then that **** didnt phase big homie freeze

- and continued to walk up on MAGAfell like *** please

-
Aegon Jon running a 5.8 40 time thinking he was gonna catch NK slippin'

- Arya the real MVP (technically Gendry) With the Not Today double clutch game winner at the buzzer

- Last but not least. RIP to all the real ones

Lyanna
Lord Friendzone
Beric
Melissanbae
The artist formerly known as Reek
Big homie Eddison

 

[daruma]

 

[Master Zik]

I think that's the fault of the fans. People think there's a deeper meaning to everything on the show and there has to be some kind of twist everywhere. He was created to destroy man and that's what he was doing.

I can guarantee in 2088 when GRRM finishes releasing all the books there's going to be much more depth and quality to how this turns out.

I hope down the line they adapt GRRM version in to a movie.

Episode was pure flames. Easily top 5 of ANY show I've ever seen. I'm cool with the ending. Arya been training for a moment like this, y'all thought she was just going to go out like that? NK just got complacent and found himself shattered to pieces. On to Cersei..

Training for a month

 

[Xennial]

Plot armor saved EVERYONE in the crypts. They didnt even attempt to fight

 

[SplinterMatic319]

Syrio Forel would be so proud.

 

[...So]

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[second2nonee]

Can we take the time to appreciate the score? Very well done.

 

[spizike231]

What? Lol

Arya was training to fight back in KL with that one dude

 

[second2nonee]

this dude Bran really went wargin for fun in his supposed last minutes

he was scrolling through westerosi tinder. eyes rolled back and everything. man just was trying to enjoy one last one

 

[nawghtyhare]

im still mad
bran aint even work into no damn dragon
coulda helped that way
but nah
some damn random *** crows

 

[danger style]

First off, I loved the ep for what it was. Of course. Love the show. But God damn.......what the **** are they tryna sell us?

Dothraki went out in 8 seconds. Flaming swords and all. But Jorah and Ghost come back no prob.

Winterfell is getting ****ed in the ***, TONS of these dead folk, one armed Jamie is surrounded by them, SURROUNDED. He ok tho.

Brianne a bad ***, mauler, she surrounded by the dead. She cool doe.

Greyworm on the front God damn line, PRESSED against these dead ****s, bodies by the hundreds, but yep, his dickless self still breathin.

Jon wants that smoke with the NK. Sneakin up and ****. Nope, NK got somethin for his ***, a whole new squad, fresh dead, arise. SURROUNDING this dude. He out here lonely. 1 friggin dude. Still alive.

Dany off her dragon, on the field of play, surrounded. You guessed it. Braids ain't eem messed up.

Sam. ************ I said SAM, is still breathing. Dude looked like the new preview with the fat chick and Anne Hathaway where she hides in her black dress lookin like a curbside trash bag.

For ****s sakes. Hound straight up froze and he ain't dead. Surrounded by these dead.

Then we go on a walk thru the halls.......why? I don't know. There are hundreds of thousands of dead spilling into your gates, but we sneakin thru the halls quietly like a James Bond movie.

Arya cleared the top of the castle whipin her stick every direction. But once she got in the library with 6-7 quiet dead ones, she didn't want no part of them.

They did my man Night King like Anakin man. Anakin got a whole trilogy and all he did was kill some kids and get washed by the only God damn Jedi he faced. NK looked up at the dragon, smelled the fire, and smiled at this *****. He smiled man. He ****in smiled. You can't kill this dude. So he stroll up on the cripple, hair blowin in the wind, and here comes Theon, fresh from his John Wick days, can't miss with that arrow. Takin all the wights out. Then Bran tells him he's a good dude. But c'mon, it's over. We got 500+ dead over here, handful of Generals, and the Night King. I know, let me run this hundred yard dash real quick, maybe they'll be asleep by the time I get there. What the actual **** were you doing Theon? What was the plan here? God damn that was stupid. 10 feet? Sure, shoot your shot. Dude wasn't even in the picture I have a 65 inch screen and Theon lookin like Rich Eisen running the 40 yard dash on the NFL network. ****

What did we have last ep? 50ish Generals/White Walkers? Their body count? 0. Gendry got more *** that night than the White Walkers killed somebody. What. The. ****. HBO?

A little girl gets DEMOLISHED by a Giant. Not a Hound, not a Mountain, not a man. A Giant. But she gon survive that, charge, and while being crushed to death, stab a fellow in the eye?

Who wrote this ****?

THEY ALL LIVED. Completely surrounded, outnumbered, out everything, every single one of the main characters came back. Yeah, we killed a couple nobodies to the story, but the rest are all fine. Are you ****ing serious? Lord Friendzone was the best you could do? He was supposed to be dead 5 times already, that wasn't doin anything for us.

NK showed up, managed the whole war flawlessly, fought exactly no one, didn't have a single white walker lift a finger, all so he could kill birdman, and somehow, out of absolutely no where, with 500+ dead, and I don't know how many Generals standing guard, Arya got close enough to JUMP at him. Not shoot him from long range, but full on within feet of NK, while everyone else was on break???? Asleep? Reading the next script? The move was cool. Drop the dagger, stab the same spot that created him, aiight, that was cool, I get that, but out in the open, out of absolutely nowhere?

In fact, she's in the hall with Hound and Red Witch, she just took a leisurely stroll out to the tree without any interference at all?


What a mess. The dragons live. The damn wolf lived. Every main character lived. But the army of the dead that was completely washing that castle somehow died. The writers of this script couldn't be bothered to send a single White Walker after Greyworm? Hound? Arya? Jon? Jamie? Brianne? We didn't want to waste that time? We could show Bran warging some ravens around, but not show any generals put in work on one of the truly main characters? **** man.

HBO just had Mantis stroll up and clap Thanos and let all the Avengers go home but managed to kill Happy and Coulson.

 

[nawghtyhare]

episode was a waste of a long *** episode

 

[tigo0240]

One thing I can say about D&D's version of ASOIAF, is that they do decent fan service.

Brienne, Tormund, Lyanna Mormont...all fan favorites that I'm sure GRRM has no use for.

Lyanna went out like a champ.

 

[nike4kja05]

Rewatching right now. Bruh the Dothraki got washed so quick

Jorah riding back and making eye contact with Tormund like “we’re ******* screwed”

 

[Bend_The_Knee]

Arya of House Stark, Azor Ahai, The Prince that was Promised, Changer of Faces, Night King Slayer, No One and Protector of the Realm

All of this.



Really good episode.


Was bummed that we didn't get JS vs NK.


So I'm guessing CerSet coming through next for the real final battle. I'm guessing they go out to KL for the fight.

 

[second2nonee]

NK's death may have been underwhelming because some of us wanted him to 1v1 Jon but Arya sneaking past all the WWs makes sense to me. I mean they literally built her up as a stealthy assassin thru 8 seasons and focused on that through that library scene. Then, you have the call back to her sneaking up on the NK at the weirwood tree, same place where Jon also said "how did you sneak up on me?" Lastly, the entire purpose of Bran being at the tree was to lure the NK so they could do something like that.

 

[atlsfinest]

 

[Master Zik]

 

[Bend_The_Knee]

NK's death may have been underwhelming because some of us wanted him to 1v1 Jon but Arya sneaking past all the WWs makes sense to me. I mean they literally built her up as a stealthy assassin thru 8 seasons and focused on that through that library scene. Then, you have the call back to her sneaking up on the NK at the weirwood tree, same place where Jon also said "how did you sneak up on me?" Lastly, the entire purpose of Bran being at the tree was to lure the NK so they could do something like that.

Very true.

 

[CP1708]

NK's death may have been underwhelming because some of us wanted him to 1v1 Jon but Arya sneaking past all the WWs makes sense to me. I mean they literally built her up as a stealthy assassin thru 8 seasons and focused on that through that library scene. Then, you have the call back to her sneaking up on the NK at the weirwood tree, same place where Jon also said "how did you sneak up on me?" Lastly, the entire purpose of Bran being at the tree was to lure the NK so they could do something like that.

Fair enough......ALONE.

They had 500+ witnesses/pairs of eyes on the scene fam.

 

[amarano]

First off, I loved the ep for what it was. Of course. Love the show. But God damn.......what the **** are they tryna sell us?

Dothraki went out in 8 seconds. Flaming swords and all. But Jorah and Ghost come back no prob.

Winterfell is getting ****ed in the ***, TONS of these dead folk, one armed Jamie is surrounded by them, SURROUNDED. He ok tho.

Brianne a bad ***, mauler, she surrounded by the dead. She cool doe.

Greyworm on the front God damn line, PRESSED against these dead ****s, bodies by the hundreds, but yep, his dickless self still breathin.

Jon wants that smoke with the NK. Sneakin up and ****. Nope, NK got somethin for his ***, a whole new squad, fresh dead, arise. SURROUNDING this dude. He out here lonely. 1 friggin dude. Still alive.

Dany off her dragon, on the field of play, surrounded. You guessed it. Braids ain't eem messed up.

Sam. ************ I said SAM, is still breathing. Dude looked like the new preview with the fat chick and Anne Hathaway where she hides in her black dress lookin like a curbside trash bag.

For ****s sakes. Hound straight up froze and he ain't dead. Surrounded by these dead.

Then we go on a walk thru the halls.......why? I don't know. There are hundreds of thousands of dead spilling into your gates, but we sneakin thru the halls quietly like a James Bond movie.

Arya cleared the top of the castle whipin her stick every direction. But once she got in the library with 6-7 quiet dead ones, she didn't want no part of them.

They did my man Night King like Anakin man. Anakin got a whole trilogy and all he did was kill some kids and get washed by the only God damn Jedi he faced. NK looked up at the dragon, smelled the fire, and smiled at this *****. He smiled man. He ****in smiled. You can't kill this dude. So he stroll up on the cripple, hair blowin in the wind, and here comes Theon, fresh from his John Wick days, can't miss with that arrow. Takin all the wights out. Then Bran tells him he's a good dude. But c'mon, it's over. We got 500+ dead over here, handful of Generals, and the Night King. I know, let me run this hundred yard dash real quick, maybe they'll be asleep by the time I get there. What the actual **** were you doing Theon? What was the plan here? God damn that was stupid. 10 feet? Sure, shoot your shot. Dude wasn't even in the picture I have a 65 inch screen and Theon lookin like Rich Eisen running the 40 yard dash on the NFL network. ****

What did we have last ep? 50ish Generals/White Walkers? Their body count? 0. Gendry got more *** that night than the White Walkers killed somebody. What. The. ****. HBO?

A little girl gets DEMOLISHED by a Giant. Not a Hound, not a Mountain, not a man. A Giant. But she gon survive that, charge, and while being crushed to death, stab a fellow in the eye?

Who wrote this ****?

THEY ALL LIVED. Completely surrounded, outnumbered, out everything, every single one of the main characters came back. Yeah, we killed a couple nobodies to the story, but the rest are all fine. Are you ****ing serious? Lord Friendzone was the best you could do? He was supposed to be dead 5 times already, that wasn't doin anything for us.

NK showed up, managed the whole war flawlessly, fought exactly no one, didn't have a single white walker lift a finger, all so he could kill birdman, and somehow, out of absolutely no where, with 500+ dead, and I don't know how many Generals standing guard, Arya got close enough to JUMP at him. Not shoot him from long range, but full on within feet of NK, while everyone else was on break???? Asleep? Reading the next script? The move was cool. Drop the dagger, stab the same spot that created him, aiight, that was cool, I get that, but out in the open, out of absolutely nowhere?

In fact, she's in the hall with Hound and Red Witch, she just took a leisurely stroll out to the tree without any interference at all?


What a mess. The dragons live. The damn wolf lived. Every main character lived. But the army of the dead that was completely washing that castle somehow died. The writers of this script couldn't be bothered to send a single White Walker after Greyworm? Hound? Arya? Jon? Jamie? Brianne? We didn't want to waste that time? We could show Bran warging some ravens around, but not show any generals put in work on one of the truly main characters? **** man.

HBO just had Mantis stroll up and clap Thanos and let all the Avengers go home but managed to kill Happy and Coulson.

even though i’ve been hating on it i am now happy this episode happened

because i got this post from you

you the real hero tonight.