kilroythedon
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- Feb 20, 2013
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JB Board of Directors: Mr. Jordan, I know we’ve had some issues with sales and Adidas has recently overtaken us here at Jordan Brand in market value and, well, to be honest we just can’t push $190 general release retros as well anymore. But we’re still confident on sales growt..
MJ: WTF ARE YA’ll DOIN OVER HERE IN BEAVERTON?!! While I’m out there grinding to get these baby soft fools in Charlotte to make the damn playoffs, ya’ll BETTER be selling more shoes.. Hell, I gave you freedom but now ya’ll are leaving me no choice..
JB Board: NO! Please Mr. Jordan, we’ll sell more shoes, PLEASE!
MJ: BRING OUT THE GIMP!!!
*Gentry enters room*
Nike is reading this like...
“We have a rat”