NYK '14 offseason thread

[art vandelay]

Earl Clark. Nuff said.

 

[dapope09]

We're taking charges. Today is a good ******* day.

 

[whodamanudaman]

As I said, the tides have turned.

I expect us to play very solid basketball the rest of the way and then finish a game or 2 out of the 8th spot.  Still rather see us show some fight then say F it because we probably won't make it anyway

 

[lver of jordan]

Wait is it really Friday night?

 

[nicelikechrist]

Knicks back?

 

[dapope09]

 
As I said, the tides have turned.

I expect us to play very solid basketball the rest of the way and then finish a game or 2 out of the 8th spot.  Still rather see us show some fight then say F it because we probably won't make it anyway

Agreed, I wouldn't be as disappointed as long as they're playing hard.

 

[Hahahaha]

Didn't know white people watch The Wire

 

[don ramon]

Didn't know white people watch The Wire

what

 

[lver of jordan]

Melo wit 5 assist

 

[Master Zik]

Didn't know white people watch The Wire

White ppl the only reason The Wire got multiple seasons.

 

[whodamanudaman]

Didn't know white people watch The Wire

...

 

[Hahahaha]

Mike Breen said Boardwalk Empire is a great show when they were talking about Celebrity Row. He then told Clyde that The Wire was one of the best shows ever. I was dumbfounded

 

[Hahahaha]

My man Jaheim behind Michael K Williams

 

[mronegative]

Are we playing us?

 

[dapope09]

My man Jaheim behind Michael K Williams

Never forget.

He's praying the Knicks make the playoffs.

 

[whodamanudaman]

Mike Breen said Boardwalk Empire is a great show when they were talking about Celebrity Row. He then told Clyde that The Wire was one of the best shows ever. I was dumbfounded

But...

I'm just gonna go ahead and say, yes, if you didn't know, white people do watch the Wire

 

[Hahahaha]

My man Jaheim behind Michael K Williams

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Never forget.

He's praying the Knicks make the playoffs.

Don't remind me :x

Son got that **** from Clyde's closet

 

[dapope09]

 

 

My man Jaheim behind Michael K Williams

Never forget.

He's praying the Knicks make the playoffs.

Don't remind me

Son got that **** from Clyde's closet

They killed him on twitter for like a week straight w/ the PS pics 

 

[whodamanudaman]

Jaheim is the man, chill

If i remember correctly, dude was the first to rock NBA jeans in a music video.  A true pioneer

 

[flyeed]

 

Mike Breen said Boardwalk Empire is a great show when they were talking about Celebrity Row. He then told Clyde that The Wire was one of the best shows ever. I was dumbfounded

But...

I'm just gonna go ahead and say, yes, if you didn't know, white people do watch the Wire

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/03/09/85-the-wire/

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

[h1]#85 The Wire[/h1]
Though white people have a  natural aversion to television, there are some exceptions. For white people to like a TV show it helps if it is: critically acclaimed, low-rated, shown on premium cable, and  available as a DVD box set.

The latter is important so that white people can order it from Netflix and tell their friends “they are really into <insert series> and I watched ten episodes in a row in the weekend. I’m almost caught up.”

If you attempt to talk about an episode they have not seen yet, they will scream and cover their ears. In white culture, giving away information about a film or TV series is considered as rude as spitting on your mothers grave. It is an unforgivable offense.

Recent series that have fallen into this category include The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, and most recently The Wire.

For the past three years, whenever you say “The Wire” white people are required to respond by saying “it’s the best show on television.” Try it the next time you see a white person! Though now they might say “it WAS the best show on television.”

So why do they love it so much? It all comes down to authenticity. A long time ago, someone started a rumor that when The Wire is on TV, actual police wires go quiet because all the dealers are watching the show. Though this is not true, it seems plausible enough to white people and has imbued the show with the needed authenticity to be deemed acceptable.

The popularity of this show among white people has create a unique opportunity for personal gain.

If you need to impress a white person, tell them you are from Baltimore. They will immediately ask you about The Wire and how accurate it is. You should confirm that it is “like a documentary of the streets,” the white person will then slowly shake their head and say “man” or “wow.” You will be seen in an entirely new light.

If you are not from Baltimore but the white person you are talking to is, they might start asking you a lot of questions. In this situation, you should just say you left when you were young but you still have a lot of cousins there but you don’t like to go back to visit. This will remove all doubts and they can go back to telling you about how John from Accounting needs to “stop snitching” about their two hour lunch breaks.

Note: Tonight (Sunday March 9, 200 is the series finale. It would be considered proper etiquette to ask a white person about the show on Monday.

 

[Hahahaha]

^

Tyson hits him in the eye and then forces jump ball. About time he does something right

 

[dapope09]

 

 

Mike Breen said Boardwalk Empire is a great show when they were talking about Celebrity Row. He then told Clyde that The Wire was one of the best shows ever. I was dumbfounded

But...

I'm just gonna go ahead and say, yes, if you didn't know, white people do watch the Wire

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/03/09/85-the-wire/

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

[h1]#85 The Wire[/h1]
Though white people have a  natural aversion to television, there are some exceptions. For white people to like a TV show it helps if it is: critically acclaimed, low-rated, shown on premium cable, and  available as a DVD box set.

The latter is important so that white people can order it from Netflix and tell their friends “they are really into <insert series> and I watched ten episodes in a row in the weekend. I’m almost caught up.”

If you attempt to talk about an episode they have not seen yet, they will scream and cover their ears. In white culture, giving away information about a film or TV series is considered as rude as spitting on your mothers grave. It is an unforgivable offense.

Recent series that have fallen into this category include The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, and most recently The Wire.

For the past three years, whenever you say “The Wire” white people are required to respond by saying “it’s the best show on television.” Try it the next time you see a white person! Though now they might say “it WAS the best show on television.”

So why do they love it so much? It all comes down to authenticity. A long time ago, someone started a rumor that when The Wire is on TV, actual police wires go quiet because all the dealers are watching the show. Though this is not true, it seems plausible enough to white people and has imbued the show with the needed authenticity to be deemed acceptable.

The popularity of this show among white people has create a unique opportunity for personal gain.

If you need to impress a white person, tell them you are from Baltimore. They will immediately ask you about The Wire and how accurate it is. You should confirm that it is “like a documentary of the streets,” the white person will then slowly shake their head and say “man” or “wow.” You will be seen in an entirely new light.

If you are not from Baltimore but the white person you are talking to is, they might start asking you a lot of questions. In this situation, you should just say you left when you were young but you still have a lot of cousins there but you don’t like to go back to visit. This will remove all doubts and they can go back to telling you about how John from Accounting needs to “stop snitching” about their two hour lunch breaks.

Note: Tonight (Sunday March 9, 200 is the series finale. It would be considered proper etiquette to ask a white person about the show on Monday.

 

[dapope09]

Melo season high 7 assists. He's starting to trust them more now.

 

[Hahahaha]

Are the Jazz really this bad?????

Nets went 0-17 from 3 in the first half

 

[whodamanudaman]

 
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/03/09/85-the-wire/

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

[h1]#85 The Wire[/h1]
Though white people have a  natural aversion to television, there are some exceptions. For white people to like a TV show it helps if it is: critically acclaimed, low-rated, shown on premium cable, and  available as a DVD box set.

The latter is important so that white people can order it from Netflix and tell their friends “they are really into <insert series> and I watched ten episodes in a row in the weekend. I’m almost caught up.”

If you attempt to talk about an episode they have not seen yet, they will scream and cover their ears. In white culture, giving away information about a film or TV series is considered as rude as spitting on your mothers grave. It is an unforgivable offense.

Recent series that have fallen into this category include The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, and most recently The Wire.

For the past three years, whenever you say “The Wire” white people are required to respond by saying “it’s the best show on television.” Try it the next time you see a white person! Though now they might say “it WAS the best show on television.”

So why do they love it so much? It all comes down to authenticity. A long time ago, someone started a rumor that when The Wire is on TV, actual police wires go quiet because all the dealers are watching the show. Though this is not true, it seems plausible enough to white people and has imbued the show with the needed authenticity to be deemed acceptable.

The popularity of this show among white people has create a unique opportunity for personal gain.

If you need to impress a white person, tell them you are from Baltimore. They will immediately ask you about The Wire and how accurate it is. You should confirm that it is “like a documentary of the streets,” the white person will then slowly shake their head and say “man” or “wow.” You will be seen in an entirely new light.

If you are not from Baltimore but the white person you are talking to is, they might start asking you a lot of questions. In this situation, you should just say you left when you were young but you still have a lot of cousins there but you don’t like to go back to visit. This will remove all doubts and they can go back to telling you about how John from Accounting needs to “stop snitching” about their two hour lunch breaks.

Note: Tonight (Sunday March 9, 200 is the series finale. It would be considered proper etiquette to ask a white person about the show on Monday.

 A long time ago, someone started a rumor that when The Wire is on TV, actual police wires go quiet because all the dealers are watching the show. Though this is not true, it seems plausible enough to white people and has imbued the show with the needed authenticity to be deemed acceptable.

Man, what the **** is this nonsense? 

All jokes aside, The Wire is pretty much universally considered the best American TV show ever made by white people and Black people alike.  And everyone in between.