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Son, what made you think this was a good idea?
Most embarrassing thing thats happened to you vol. w/e
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This thread is comedy.
I'll post a story later on.
I'll post a story later on.
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This thread is comedy.
I'll post a story later on.
I'll post a story later on.
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Dudes are instantly thirsty. anyway.
Like dude who posted a story about the layup in the wrong hoop - 7/th/8th grade bball, we got to play a game on the Nets court, bc somebody's dad worked for the Nets. Anyway, this cat on our team Socrates (was one of those big hulky, but awkward spanish kids, crazy look to this dude) intercepts a pass and just starts dribbling the wrong way, thinks he's on a breakaway, and goes up for a layup and just clanks it. Whole time everyone was screaming NOOOOOOOOO. Dude was in the zone, couldn't nadda nuudddattiiinn.
Anyway, my worst life experience, is - In Costa Rica, ate something that rocked my stomach, I guess but there wasn't any pain so I didn't know, Me and my two boys are at Pizza Hut, sitting in a booth, I was in the middle, thought I was farting, but just crapped myself with diarehhea, but I caught it mad quick. So i get out the booth, and my boys are dying. This was back in long white t times and I just had a big wet brown spot on my butt of the shirt. I'm like just dayuuuuummm and go to the bathroom, mad people notice as I go to the bathroom, but they all speak spanish so I'm like whatever- and power walk. I go into the bathroom, take off my boxers and clean myself up, then I tucked my long white t in, and kept it moving to the la farmacia, and while in there, since all the meds are in spanish, my boy is reading loud as heck what each medicine is for, in spanish and then in english. After that, we get in a taxi back to his crib, and the cab driver kicked me out for stinkin up his cab, so we walked 2 mi to this fools crib in 80 degrees, I took a 2 hr shower when we finally got back.
Like dude who posted a story about the layup in the wrong hoop - 7/th/8th grade bball, we got to play a game on the Nets court, bc somebody's dad worked for the Nets. Anyway, this cat on our team Socrates (was one of those big hulky, but awkward spanish kids, crazy look to this dude) intercepts a pass and just starts dribbling the wrong way, thinks he's on a breakaway, and goes up for a layup and just clanks it. Whole time everyone was screaming NOOOOOOOOO. Dude was in the zone, couldn't nadda nuudddattiiinn.
Anyway, my worst life experience, is - In Costa Rica, ate something that rocked my stomach, I guess but there wasn't any pain so I didn't know, Me and my two boys are at Pizza Hut, sitting in a booth, I was in the middle, thought I was farting, but just crapped myself with diarehhea, but I caught it mad quick. So i get out the booth, and my boys are dying. This was back in long white t times and I just had a big wet brown spot on my butt of the shirt. I'm like just dayuuuuummm and go to the bathroom, mad people notice as I go to the bathroom, but they all speak spanish so I'm like whatever- and power walk. I go into the bathroom, take off my boxers and clean myself up, then I tucked my long white t in, and kept it moving to the la farmacia, and while in there, since all the meds are in spanish, my boy is reading loud as heck what each medicine is for, in spanish and then in english. After that, we get in a taxi back to his crib, and the cab driver kicked me out for stinkin up his cab, so we walked 2 mi to this fools crib in 80 degrees, I took a 2 hr shower when we finally got back.
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Dudes are instantly thirsty. anyway.
Like dude who posted a story about the layup in the wrong hoop - 7/th/8th grade bball, we got to play a game on the Nets court, bc somebody's dad worked for the Nets. Anyway, this cat on our team Socrates (was one of those big hulky, but awkward spanish kids, crazy look to this dude) intercepts a pass and just starts dribbling the wrong way, thinks he's on a breakaway, and goes up for a layup and just clanks it. Whole time everyone was screaming NOOOOOOOOO. Dude was in the zone, couldn't nadda nuudddattiiinn.
Anyway, my worst life experience, is - In Costa Rica, ate something that rocked my stomach, I guess but there wasn't any pain so I didn't know, Me and my two boys are at Pizza Hut, sitting in a booth, I was in the middle, thought I was farting, but just crapped myself with diarehhea, but I caught it mad quick. So i get out the booth, and my boys are dying. This was back in long white t times and I just had a big wet brown spot on my butt of the shirt. I'm like just dayuuuuummm and go to the bathroom, mad people notice as I go to the bathroom, but they all speak spanish so I'm like whatever- and power walk. I go into the bathroom, take off my boxers and clean myself up, then I tucked my long white t in, and kept it moving to the la farmacia, and while in there, since all the meds are in spanish, my boy is reading loud as heck what each medicine is for, in spanish and then in english. After that, we get in a taxi back to his crib, and the cab driver kicked me out for stinkin up his cab, so we walked 2 mi to this fools crib in 80 degrees, I took a 2 hr shower when we finally got back.
Like dude who posted a story about the layup in the wrong hoop - 7/th/8th grade bball, we got to play a game on the Nets court, bc somebody's dad worked for the Nets. Anyway, this cat on our team Socrates (was one of those big hulky, but awkward spanish kids, crazy look to this dude) intercepts a pass and just starts dribbling the wrong way, thinks he's on a breakaway, and goes up for a layup and just clanks it. Whole time everyone was screaming NOOOOOOOOO. Dude was in the zone, couldn't nadda nuudddattiiinn.
Anyway, my worst life experience, is - In Costa Rica, ate something that rocked my stomach, I guess but there wasn't any pain so I didn't know, Me and my two boys are at Pizza Hut, sitting in a booth, I was in the middle, thought I was farting, but just crapped myself with diarehhea, but I caught it mad quick. So i get out the booth, and my boys are dying. This was back in long white t times and I just had a big wet brown spot on my butt of the shirt. I'm like just dayuuuuummm and go to the bathroom, mad people notice as I go to the bathroom, but they all speak spanish so I'm like whatever- and power walk. I go into the bathroom, take off my boxers and clean myself up, then I tucked my long white t in, and kept it moving to the la farmacia, and while in there, since all the meds are in spanish, my boy is reading loud as heck what each medicine is for, in spanish and then in english. After that, we get in a taxi back to his crib, and the cab driver kicked me out for stinkin up his cab, so we walked 2 mi to this fools crib in 80 degrees, I took a 2 hr shower when we finally got back.
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Tripped and fell in the mall in front of everyone.
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Tripped and fell in the mall in front of everyone.
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Originally Posted by FullTech
the golf cart had me
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Originally Posted by FullTech
the golf cart had me
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I once crapped all over myself in the 2nd grade. I was sitting in my desk thinking everything was fine and dandy doing my work then I hear my stomach grumble and felt mad pain down there. Mind you, we were taking a test at the time and nobody was allowed to go anywhere unless our tests were finished. 20 minutes passed with my stomach just straight HURTING and then boom! I had to let it out. It was so horrible. As soon as I felt that wet, mushy stuff hit my briefs I knew I was in trouble. I just straight up ran outta the class and to the bathroom. I didnt even get to finish my test and had to call my parents to pick me up after I was done cleaning myself up. Looking back on it all I can do is shake my head and laugh.
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I once crapped all over myself in the 2nd grade. I was sitting in my desk thinking everything was fine and dandy doing my work then I hear my stomach grumble and felt mad pain down there. Mind you, we were taking a test at the time and nobody was allowed to go anywhere unless our tests were finished. 20 minutes passed with my stomach just straight HURTING and then boom! I had to let it out. It was so horrible. As soon as I felt that wet, mushy stuff hit my briefs I knew I was in trouble. I just straight up ran outta the class and to the bathroom. I didnt even get to finish my test and had to call my parents to pick me up after I was done cleaning myself up. Looking back on it all I can do is shake my head and laugh.
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This was maybe 2 years ago, was in my room on the laptop fapping with the lights off to some great pornographic videos. All of a sudden I hear footsteps right outside my door and the door starting to open up (my mom coming in to say goodnight?), so I shut the laptop, pulled my shirt over my pelvic area and just lay my head down acting like I passed out from studying too much. Getting caught fapping is THEEE worst
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This was maybe 2 years ago, was in my room on the laptop fapping with the lights off to some great pornographic videos. All of a sudden I hear footsteps right outside my door and the door starting to open up (my mom coming in to say goodnight?), so I shut the laptop, pulled my shirt over my pelvic area and just lay my head down acting like I passed out from studying too much. Getting caught fapping is THEEE worst
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Originally Posted by Mr718
Originally Posted by kilojules64
Originally Posted by Mr718
You?
Yes, me
Well I see things turned around for you... In NY?
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Originally Posted by Mr718
Originally Posted by kilojules64
Originally Posted by Mr718
You?
Yes, me
Well I see things turned around for you... In NY?
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Originally Posted by HOOD17
Originally Posted by FullTech
the golf cart had me
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Originally Posted by HOOD17
Originally Posted by FullTech
the golf cart had me
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My uncle put his finger in my no no.
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My uncle put his finger in my no no.
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Originally Posted by Mr718
In HS playing around with this chick (my now girlfriend) and she ask me to jump on her back. She assures she can carry me up the street. So I get a running start and jump, as soon as I jump she drops down to her knees and I front flip fall right on my shoulder/face.She says didn't think I would really jumpHer, her friend, and by boy all stand there in shock. I ask my boy to help me up and we walks away laughing.
I look down and my man meat is hanging out from my boxers. Sagging pants FTL. Felt like %+**.
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Originally Posted by Mr718
In HS playing around with this chick (my now girlfriend) and she ask me to jump on her back. She assures she can carry me up the street. So I get a running start and jump, as soon as I jump she drops down to her knees and I front flip fall right on my shoulder/face.She says didn't think I would really jumpHer, her friend, and by boy all stand there in shock. I ask my boy to help me up and we walks away laughing.
I look down and my man meat is hanging out from my boxers. Sagging pants FTL. Felt like %+**.
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Still aint got no bress tho.
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Still aint got no bress tho.
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