Most embarrassing thing thats happened to you vol. w/e

[lunchbox]

Originally Posted by 10littlefigures

i accidentally punched this girl in front of a large portion of the school she replied " you hit like a +!+!% " i wanted to crawl in a hole and get high

  

 

[lunchbox]

Originally Posted by 10littlefigures

i accidentally punched this girl in front of a large portion of the school she replied " you hit like a +!+!% " i wanted to crawl in a hole and get high

  

 

[shorty doo wop]

My junior year on the ball team i was on that bench like a champ so when my boy popped his shorts string i switched shorts wit him so im saggin on the bench and we start spankin these %$%%$ and so my coach puts me in for garbage time and im wearing 2x shorts wit no string and im like 5'6" 110 lbs then my teammate passes me the ball like a ^%$& so i try and lay the ball up and my shorts start droppin but I scooped them up before they fully dropped wit mayweather hand speed (i blew the lay up too

) longest minute of my life in front of cheerleaders and all too

i played it of pretty cool tho so it coulda been worse

 

[shorty doo wop]

My junior year on the ball team i was on that bench like a champ so when my boy popped his shorts string i switched shorts wit him so im saggin on the bench and we start spankin these %$%%$ and so my coach puts me in for garbage time and im wearing 2x shorts wit no string and im like 5'6" 110 lbs then my teammate passes me the ball like a ^%$& so i try and lay the ball up and my shorts start droppin but I scooped them up before they fully dropped wit mayweather hand speed (i blew the lay up too

) longest minute of my life in front of cheerleaders and all too

i played it of pretty cool tho so it coulda been worse

 

[hendrix watermelon]

Originally Posted by StonedFace

This was maybe 2 years ago, was in my room on the laptop fapping with the lights off to some great pornographic videos. All of a sudden I hear footsteps right outside my door and the door starting to open up (my mom coming in to say goodnight?), so I shut the laptop, pulled my shirt over my pelvic area and just lay my head down acting like I passed out from studying too much. Getting caught fapping is THEEE worst

Were you sitting down? LMAO if you were laying down and your mom comes over to  put the laptop away and seeing your pelvic area

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[hendrix watermelon]

Originally Posted by StonedFace

This was maybe 2 years ago, was in my room on the laptop fapping with the lights off to some great pornographic videos. All of a sudden I hear footsteps right outside my door and the door starting to open up (my mom coming in to say goodnight?), so I shut the laptop, pulled my shirt over my pelvic area and just lay my head down acting like I passed out from studying too much. Getting caught fapping is THEEE worst

Were you sitting down? LMAO if you were laying down and your mom comes over to  put the laptop away and seeing your pelvic area

. 

 

[Gordonson]

Originally Posted by BBCAllAmerican

My uncle put his finger in my no no.

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[Gordonson]

Originally Posted by BBCAllAmerican

My uncle put his finger in my no no.

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[superflyinchopstickninja]

Originally Posted by eaalto

When I had my freshman orientation (SPOP @ UC Irvine), they had this 3 day weekend where you get to know a bunch of other incoming freshman. On the last night they had a big concert/dance and a big circle formed and dudes were going in the middle and doing their %@@%, so I get shoved in and I try to do a breakdancing move, whatever it's called when you get on your hands and then rotate your legs around, but I've never even attempted that and I just fell straight on my #$$ with everyone looking at me. Just got up and went out the circle. Felt pretty dumb.

its a shame we werent at the same spop. 

some of these stories are 

 im not sure if anything this bad has happened to me yet.  hopefully itll never happen

 

[superflyinchopstickninja]

Originally Posted by eaalto

When I had my freshman orientation (SPOP @ UC Irvine), they had this 3 day weekend where you get to know a bunch of other incoming freshman. On the last night they had a big concert/dance and a big circle formed and dudes were going in the middle and doing their %@@%, so I get shoved in and I try to do a breakdancing move, whatever it's called when you get on your hands and then rotate your legs around, but I've never even attempted that and I just fell straight on my #$$ with everyone looking at me. Just got up and went out the circle. Felt pretty dumb.

its a shame we werent at the same spop. 

some of these stories are 

 im not sure if anything this bad has happened to me yet.  hopefully itll never happen

 

[misterp0315]

Originally Posted by rck2sactown

Originally Posted by MisterP0315

I was in shop class making a hammer and was chiseling away at the handle as it rotated a crazy amount of times per second. I didn't want any sparks flying on me so I put on a light jacket like an idiot. Of course, the jacket gets caught on the handle and is sucking my hand in carving flesh away as I'm screaming like a woman.



The teacher runs over and shuts the machine off and I just laid there on the ground...entire class looking down at me. Had to get wheel-chaired away. I was too shook.

How much flesh/hand did u lose

I had 2 fingers to the white meat. It was gross. Healed fine though.

 

[misterp0315]

Originally Posted by rck2sactown

Originally Posted by MisterP0315

I was in shop class making a hammer and was chiseling away at the handle as it rotated a crazy amount of times per second. I didn't want any sparks flying on me so I put on a light jacket like an idiot. Of course, the jacket gets caught on the handle and is sucking my hand in carving flesh away as I'm screaming like a woman.



The teacher runs over and shuts the machine off and I just laid there on the ground...entire class looking down at me. Had to get wheel-chaired away. I was too shook.

How much flesh/hand did u lose

I had 2 fingers to the white meat. It was gross. Healed fine though.

 

[galvelocity]

Every time I'm with people and one person brings up a story where they sh** themselves, somehow like 50% of the people in the group have a similar story. I was TOTALLY unaware that such a huge amount of people have done that. It's insane how common that is 

having every other person be like "that reminds me of the time that I too, sh** myself"

I used to work in a backshop (the part of the golf course where they keep all the carts and clean clubs or whatever. My job was to drive people to and from the parking lot and be cute. Awesome) Anyway, we're all standing in the little hut next to the curb where people pull up and drop their clubs off or whatever, and then past the little hut is a concrete slope down to the door into the clubhouse. One day, some dude DRIFTS his golf cart into the curb, jumps out, and starts running down the slope. We notice that there's COPIOUS amounts of doodoo leaking out of his  shorts, so I'm following him down the slope, laughing so hard I can barely walk, and I open the door to the clubhouse, and there's a PILE of mess. Like, the most I've ever seen in one place. I just turned right back around and went back to my hut. I ain't about that life.

As for my own stories, I don't really know. I stopped getting embarrassed a long time ago, I'm like the klutziest person alive. Most recently, I've been in the library 11 hours a day studying for my neuroanatomy final this morning, getting zero sleep. I finally wrote it this morning, so I'm so relieved, but SUPER tired. Like I could barely walk/keep my eyes open. So I'm walking down the main street of the university, people everywhere, and this HUGE bug crosses my path. I SCREAM bloody murder, and back up so fast I fall down, only to see that the giant bug was a leaf blown by the wind. Just got up, dusted myself off and proceeded to my destination as 20 people are just straight staring like

/

/

. Immunity to embarrassment ftw.

 

[galvelocity]

Every time I'm with people and one person brings up a story where they sh** themselves, somehow like 50% of the people in the group have a similar story. I was TOTALLY unaware that such a huge amount of people have done that. It's insane how common that is 

having every other person be like "that reminds me of the time that I too, sh** myself"

I used to work in a backshop (the part of the golf course where they keep all the carts and clean clubs or whatever. My job was to drive people to and from the parking lot and be cute. Awesome) Anyway, we're all standing in the little hut next to the curb where people pull up and drop their clubs off or whatever, and then past the little hut is a concrete slope down to the door into the clubhouse. One day, some dude DRIFTS his golf cart into the curb, jumps out, and starts running down the slope. We notice that there's COPIOUS amounts of doodoo leaking out of his  shorts, so I'm following him down the slope, laughing so hard I can barely walk, and I open the door to the clubhouse, and there's a PILE of mess. Like, the most I've ever seen in one place. I just turned right back around and went back to my hut. I ain't about that life.

As for my own stories, I don't really know. I stopped getting embarrassed a long time ago, I'm like the klutziest person alive. Most recently, I've been in the library 11 hours a day studying for my neuroanatomy final this morning, getting zero sleep. I finally wrote it this morning, so I'm so relieved, but SUPER tired. Like I could barely walk/keep my eyes open. So I'm walking down the main street of the university, people everywhere, and this HUGE bug crosses my path. I SCREAM bloody murder, and back up so fast I fall down, only to see that the giant bug was a leaf blown by the wind. Just got up, dusted myself off and proceeded to my destination as 20 people are just straight staring like

/

/

. Immunity to embarrassment ftw.

 

[hendrix watermelon]

Originally Posted by StonedFace

This was maybe 2 years ago, was in my room on the laptop fapping with the lights off to some great pornographic videos. All of a sudden I hear footsteps right outside my door and the door starting to open up (my mom coming in to say goodnight?), so I shut the laptop, pulled my shirt over my pelvic area and just lay my head down acting like I passed out from studying too much. Getting caught fapping is THEEE worst

Were you sitting down? LMAO if you were laying down and your mom comes over to  put the laptop away and seeing your pelvic area

. 

 

[hendrix watermelon]

Originally Posted by StonedFace

This was maybe 2 years ago, was in my room on the laptop fapping with the lights off to some great pornographic videos. All of a sudden I hear footsteps right outside my door and the door starting to open up (my mom coming in to say goodnight?), so I shut the laptop, pulled my shirt over my pelvic area and just lay my head down acting like I passed out from studying too much. Getting caught fapping is THEEE worst

Were you sitting down? LMAO if you were laying down and your mom comes over to  put the laptop away and seeing your pelvic area

. 

 

[rudemiester]

Originally Posted by alan713

 On another note, I created the most embarrassing moment for one of my boys. Our HS only took up the 3rd and 4th floor of the building and if there was a fire or fire drill we had to all exit through the back staircase which no one really uses. I went to use the back staircase because it was closer and I catch my boy getting neck from some chick right below the 3rd floor, dude thought he was slick and no one would see him, both of them didn't know I was at the top of the staircase observing. To this day, I have no idea why he was naked getting head, like I mean no pants and no shirt on. Being the child I was, I pulled the fire alarm cause I thought it would be funny. Everyone evacuates through the back staircase, I run back up so he don't see me and when we were all outside the building he was still naked with his butt against the wall holding his jeans and tee in a bunch covering his meat. He had his head looking down and kids from an all black high school had no mercy on a fellow peer, dude became the laughing stock of the year. I still don't have the balls to tell him I did it, I feel so bad about it now.

ToLiveandDieinNJ wrote:

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Anyway, my worst life experience, is - In Costa Rica, ate something that rocked my stomach, I guess but there wasn't any pain so I didn't know, Me and my two boys are at Pizza Hut, sitting in a booth, I was in the middle, thought I was farting, but just crapped myself with diarehhea, but I caught it mad quick. So i get out the booth, and my boys are dying. This was back in long white t times and I just had a big wet brown spot on my butt of the shirt. I'm like just dayuuuuummm and go to the bathroom, mad people notice as I go to the bathroom, but they all speak spanish so I'm like whatever- and power walk. I go into the bathroom, take off my boxers and clean myself up, then I tucked my long white t in, and kept it moving to the la farmacia, and while in there, since all the meds are in spanish, my boy is reading loud as heck what each medicine is for, in spanish and then in english. After that, we get in a taxi back to his crib, and the cab driver kicked me out for stinkin up his cab, so we walked 2 mi to this fools crib in 80 degrees, I took a 2 hr shower when we finally got back.

 

[rudemiester]

Originally Posted by alan713

 On another note, I created the most embarrassing moment for one of my boys. Our HS only took up the 3rd and 4th floor of the building and if there was a fire or fire drill we had to all exit through the back staircase which no one really uses. I went to use the back staircase because it was closer and I catch my boy getting neck from some chick right below the 3rd floor, dude thought he was slick and no one would see him, both of them didn't know I was at the top of the staircase observing. To this day, I have no idea why he was naked getting head, like I mean no pants and no shirt on. Being the child I was, I pulled the fire alarm cause I thought it would be funny. Everyone evacuates through the back staircase, I run back up so he don't see me and when we were all outside the building he was still naked with his butt against the wall holding his jeans and tee in a bunch covering his meat. He had his head looking down and kids from an all black high school had no mercy on a fellow peer, dude became the laughing stock of the year. I still don't have the balls to tell him I did it, I feel so bad about it now.

ToLiveandDieinNJ wrote:

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Anyway, my worst life experience, is - In Costa Rica, ate something that rocked my stomach, I guess but there wasn't any pain so I didn't know, Me and my two boys are at Pizza Hut, sitting in a booth, I was in the middle, thought I was farting, but just crapped myself with diarehhea, but I caught it mad quick. So i get out the booth, and my boys are dying. This was back in long white t times and I just had a big wet brown spot on my butt of the shirt. I'm like just dayuuuuummm and go to the bathroom, mad people notice as I go to the bathroom, but they all speak spanish so I'm like whatever- and power walk. I go into the bathroom, take off my boxers and clean myself up, then I tucked my long white t in, and kept it moving to the la farmacia, and while in there, since all the meds are in spanish, my boy is reading loud as heck what each medicine is for, in spanish and then in english. After that, we get in a taxi back to his crib, and the cab driver kicked me out for stinkin up his cab, so we walked 2 mi to this fools crib in 80 degrees, I took a 2 hr shower when we finally got back.

 

[a55a5in11]

when i was a sophmore in highschool i was around 5'8'' and could grab rim. (not easily). so thinking i was some hot shot in our summer league at gonzaga university i go up to dunk the ball and hit front bottom rim and fall flat on my back. i get up and my team mates are looking at me like

. i just wanted to run away.

also in sixth grade at some school bbq i was shootin hoops with the homies eating a hot dog when the whole thing just slips down my mouth (pause). teacher came and tried doing some Heimlich maneuver but it wouldnt work. that @$#! was stuck. so they call 911 and the ambulance comes and puts me on a stretcher and takes me to the hospital. my parents still laugh sat me for it

 

[a55a5in11]

when i was a sophmore in highschool i was around 5'8'' and could grab rim. (not easily). so thinking i was some hot shot in our summer league at gonzaga university i go up to dunk the ball and hit front bottom rim and fall flat on my back. i get up and my team mates are looking at me like

. i just wanted to run away.

also in sixth grade at some school bbq i was shootin hoops with the homies eating a hot dog when the whole thing just slips down my mouth (pause). teacher came and tried doing some Heimlich maneuver but it wouldnt work. that @$#! was stuck. so they call 911 and the ambulance comes and puts me on a stretcher and takes me to the hospital. my parents still laugh sat me for it

 

[hankmoody]

(Freshman year in HS, winter practices before real outdoor practice and the season starts)

My HS wasn't that great and space was limited so sometimes we had to practice in this wrestling room above our main gym/field house.
I'm left-handed so the coach insists I stay with the pitchers ( I had some experience but never enjoyed pitching and wanted to play first or OF but I said ok anyways)
All the freshman had to be evaluated so the pitchers are throwing to catchers off to the side.
Again, the room was cramped so we were in a spot close to a fire extinguisher case. Big, glass case...
Throughout the session, there would be a wild throw every now and then that got real close to the case but nothing serious happened.
Of course, when my turn is up, my 4-seamer makes a beeline for the case and completely shatters it. Glass everywhere. I swear I almost killed my catcher while simultaneously destroying my confidence for a good while.
Everyone is looking at me and one of the coaches tells me to go find a janitor. Probably took me an hour to find one because I was just hoping for practice to be over and I could go back and be alone. Not only was I embarrassed but I was also shook that I would have to pay for the case. My parents probably would have kept me out of baseball if that happened.

That incident was brought up damn near every time I pitched that season and even sometimes during my sophomore year.

 

[hankmoody]

(Freshman year in HS, winter practices before real outdoor practice and the season starts)

My HS wasn't that great and space was limited so sometimes we had to practice in this wrestling room above our main gym/field house.
I'm left-handed so the coach insists I stay with the pitchers ( I had some experience but never enjoyed pitching and wanted to play first or OF but I said ok anyways)
All the freshman had to be evaluated so the pitchers are throwing to catchers off to the side.
Again, the room was cramped so we were in a spot close to a fire extinguisher case. Big, glass case...
Throughout the session, there would be a wild throw every now and then that got real close to the case but nothing serious happened.
Of course, when my turn is up, my 4-seamer makes a beeline for the case and completely shatters it. Glass everywhere. I swear I almost killed my catcher while simultaneously destroying my confidence for a good while.
Everyone is looking at me and one of the coaches tells me to go find a janitor. Probably took me an hour to find one because I was just hoping for practice to be over and I could go back and be alone. Not only was I embarrassed but I was also shook that I would have to pay for the case. My parents probably would have kept me out of baseball if that happened.

That incident was brought up damn near every time I pitched that season and even sometimes during my sophomore year.

 

[nocomment6]

I was going home on a bike. A place where I usually cut across is private property, but no fence or anything. It was night and that afternoon the owner decided to put up a chain against vehicles around 2-3 feet high. So I'm riding my bike, the bike gets caught in the chain, but I keep on proceeding....I flew far and damn it hurt.

 

[nocomment6]

I was going home on a bike. A place where I usually cut across is private property, but no fence or anything. It was night and that afternoon the owner decided to put up a chain against vehicles around 2-3 feet high. So I'm riding my bike, the bike gets caught in the chain, but I keep on proceeding....I flew far and damn it hurt.

 

[ignantbliss]

Originally Posted by chuck67

when your with a fat chick and your jimmy wont get hard. talk about a mood killer. literally

SON....I feel you....this !#*!# got up and left on me tho....like how a fat chick gone get up and leave on you...Im supposed to leave out on her

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