Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[gry60]

Scientists Have Reached a Key Milestone in Learning How to Reverse Aging

The finding involves mice, but represents an important milestone in understanding what causes cells to age

time.com

In the Cell paper, Sinclair and his team report that not only can they age mice on an accelerated timeline, but they can also reverse the effects of that aging and restore some of the biological signs of youthfulness to the animals. That reversibility makes a strong case for the fact that the main drivers of aging aren’t mutations to the DNA, but miscues in the epigenetic instructions that somehow go awry. Sinclair has long proposed that aging is the result of losing critical instructions that cells need to continue functioning, in what he calls the Information Theory of Aging. “Underlying aging is information that is lost in cells, not just the accumulation of damage,” he says. “That’s a paradigm shift in how to think about aging. “

Imagine you could unwash yourself for the low low price of your 401k/pension...

...and keep working forever...

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

That sounds miserable

 

[sneeker]

What’s the best alarm clock to wake people up who sleep though them. Everyday my wife sleeps through it and I come home today and she’s sleeping 2 hours late for work.

She needs one that shakes the bed like an earthquake or something.

this one. this was a bane to us back in college. gets you screaming for waking you up.

 

[sneeker]

Being a parent def makes you a light sleeper

I remember when I was working night shift. I could easily hear people when they are having aspiration or stop breathing. I could sleep with no problem and gets easily woken up if something doesn't sound right.

on the otherhand, I hate traveling especially when adjusting time zones. my body clock is still screwed up even if it's been 3 weeks since arriving back. I could sleep but not the local time which is annoying.

for NTers that are having sleeping issues, turn off any light source and take 3-5 mg of Melatonin.

 

[mplsdunk]

this one. this was a bane to us back in college. gets you screaming for waking you up.

She just got one one those.

The description was something like “comparable to getting woken up by getting your head slammed into a wall.”

God I hope I’m never around when that thing goes off.

 

[townbidness]

 

[Belgium]

guy i work with has one that sounds like gunshots

Nah having gunshots as your alarm is crazy lmao

 

[kdawg]

Nah having gunshots as your alarm is crazy lmao

Only if you live somewhere where there actually is a prospect of waking to gunfire?

 

[moe200069]

the only disagreeable part of this video was dude wearing a button up shirt and tie with cargo shorts

 

[kingkoopa]

I made a thread about sleeping problems.

Now I woke up with back pains for NOOOOO REASON WTF!

They warned me smh

 

[QU!K]

This song cuts too deep now

 

[ireign]

Took my kid to Urban Air (A trampoline park). Did a ninja run on some side trampolines and i felt my knee crack when I jumped off

Feeel it all in my knees and lower back at the age of 32

 

[sneeker]

Took my kid to Urban Air (A trampoline park). Did a ninja run on some side trampolines and i felt my knee crack when I jumped off

Feeel it all in my knees and lower back at the age of 32

32? you kiddin. at that age, I was still ballin extremely well.

 

[Mark Antony]

Decided to crack open a beer while studying wondering if it would help. Study session ended.

 

[a-friend]

Decided to crack open a beer while studying wondering if it would help. Study session ended.

 

[moderndarwin]

I play hoops at an over 30 pick up gym. We started asking to ID check some of the younger looking guys in there

 

[a blinkin]

I’m not mad at that. Young 26 y/o coming in there trying to put folks on their highlight reel. Can’t go for that.

 

[tokes99]

I play hoops at an over 30 pick up gym. We started asking to ID check some of the younger looking guys in there

naaaaaah

 

[moe200069]

I’m not mad at that. Young 26 y/o coming in there trying to put folks on their highlight reel. Can’t go for that.

very necessary for sustained physical health. last time i played with dudes 10+ years my junior, my hammies, knees and back were done for the next 4-5 days.

hell nah, i aint goin for that. get out of my all-washed pick up league

 

[deusavertat]

Decided to crack open a beer while studying wondering if it would help. Study session ended.

The things I used to be able to do drunk vs. now.

 

[sneeker]

very necessary for sustained physical health. last time i played with dudes 10+ years my junior, my hammies, knees and back were done for the next 4-5 days.

hell nah, i aint goin for that. get out of my all-washed pick up league

you don't say. I played with my nephew almost 3x my age last December. couldn't even get past the 2nd possession when I knew I was done. in fairness, I carry 65 lbs of extra luggage.

 

[tokes99]

very necessary for sustained physical health. last time i played with dudes 10+ years my junior, my hammies, knees and back were done for the next 4-5 days.

hell nah, i aint goin for that. get out of my all-washed pick up league

if you were ending up sore then you hadn’t really accepted your ‘state of washed’ …some of my fondest pickup hoop memories involved old heads, the phantom calls/fouls, the purposely trying to slow the pace of game down, the old school moves/tricks followed by ‘see y’all don’t nothing know bout that’ sayings, the arguments…all because they were washed and knew it

y’all are depriving the youth of these gems of tradition , but i definitely understand the motivation, especially given today’s highlight culture…it’s hilarious tho

 

[kungfu koala]

Went from a 20 pullup rep to 10 standard. 200 to 100 daily pushups.
Some zaza in between is mandatory too apparently.

 

[jaypesoz]

Nah having gunshots as your alarm is crazy lmao

Maybe he has that grinder mindset and wakes up to the MIA chorus?

 

[sneeker]

if you were ending up sore then you hadn’t really accepted your ‘state of washed’ …some of my fondest pickup hoop memories involved old heads, the phantom calls/fouls, the purposely trying to slow the pace of game down, the old school moves/tricks followed by ‘see y’all don’t nothing know bout that’ sayings, the arguments…all because they were washed and knew it

y’all are depriving the youth of these gems of tradition , but i definitely understand the motivation, especially given today’s highlight culture…it’s hilarious tho

I remember playing with some old head which I had to be teammates with playing 3 on 3 initially. guy was lazy as fck and made me do all the running around defending while the POS was just standing in the middle of the paint and act like he was doing some work and me not doing my part. the jerk even didn't want me to play in the next game playing 5 on 5 acting like he was the boss of us. thank goodness I wasn't teammates with that old dude and had the pleasure to mark him silly. guy wasn't even able to put down and dribble the ball, nor shoot at all. he never showed up ever again in our playground after that. guy wasn't just washed, he was trash.