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Don't mess with a man while he's in the shower. e.g. yanking the shower curtain back while filming to upload to facebook...
MAN LAW
MAN LAW
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cool cool this aint happen to me... if so I'd be in county.. anyway let the MANLAW posting begin.Originally Posted by soltheman
Man Law only applies to men.
If a man did this to you, you have two three options:
1. Kill this man.
2. Move.
3. Kill this man then move far away.
Originally Posted by 1boredzombie
(d) When she is using her teeth.
Originally Posted by carlosdapaperboy
- Never sit next to a male friend at the movies, always leave a seat in between.
GOT DAMNNNNNOriginally Posted by 23ska909red02
- Never let some clueless, quasi-creative fratboy define what a real man can, can't, should, or shouldn't do.
MAN LAW.
Originally Posted by 23ska909red02
- Never let some clueless, quasi-creative fratboy define what a real man can, can't, should, or shouldn't do.
MAN LAW.
Originally Posted by 1boredzombie
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following Circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) When she is using her teeth.
3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.