MAN LAW *VOL hell naw bruh

[illionaire]

Originally Posted by LimitedRetroOG

Do not stick another man's penis in your mouth.

Sounds like you're learning from mistakes.

 

[jayadict92]

stay true to your sports team. MAN LAW.

 

[johnnyhardaway]

Originally Posted by ILLIONAIRE

Originally Posted by LimitedRetroOG

Do not stick another man's penis in your mouth.

Sounds like you're learning from mistakes.

 

[23jump9man45]

Originally Posted by nicefro

These are mostly really stupid. You guys have friends?

NEVER question the MAN LAW.

 

[bigtomgetsgwap]

call another man after her his team just law...give it one day

paint your girls toe nails

cry unless someone has past away

leave a beer half full

tap out of a session for being too high

And the NUMBER ONE MAN LAW IMO...never get in a relationship with your mans ex-girl it will never work out

-MAN LAW!!!

 

[zerogravity23]

if your boy brings two girls over and one of them is butt in the face, you take one for the team.

no man is ever required to buy a present for another man even if its his birthday

if you are handed a free beer you drink it.. dont @*!!+.

if a girl doesn't tell you her age, age is not an issue.

if a girl hits you, you don't hit her back, instead you get her in a headlock or body slam her through a wall... lulz

typing in pink or purple font on a message board is suspect.

 

[dacityslanga]

Never Take a Club Pic with you boys with your shirts off...looks too much ayoooo

never smash with a girl and ya boy, if you do, focus on girl, not ya boy

never drink ya someones liquor unless u put in. Same applies for food

 

[kingzarus1]

funny

 

[ramzs8906]

Originally Posted by toast1985

Never have sex w/ another man.

 

[air kalo]

some of these are good,

but some are

 

[randomhero1985]

"Thou shalt always remit the passenger seat onto thee broad which thy brethren wish to smasheth."

 

[midsolegone]

Never ever cuff these $!%#!




Man law #1

 

[ekin 75]

No man shall drive a another man around in a convertible Mustang.

No man shall own a convertible Mustang, in fact the only convertible a man is allowed to own is a Ferrari or Bentley.

No man shall drink Zima or an Apple Martini.

No man shall rub one out while using their boys laptop.

No man shall use scented body lotions.

No man shall rat his boy out if he is cheating on his girl.

 

[23jump9man45]

when out in the sun no man shall EVER put lotion on another mans back

 

[Pmighty]

- dont say bye to another dude.... ever. there are so many other things you can say. bye shouldnt be one of them

 

[ii jovo ii]

alot of these "man laws" are extremely immature.

 

[kingzarus1]

nah... i would never say goodnight or bye to a dude...thats just extremely weird

 

[koudie from brooklyn]

Dont get close to your "mans" girlfriend ever.. He's your friend.. NOT HER.
Dont Speak on what you see.. Mind Your own business
Dont let " not having a condom " be an excuse NOT to have sex.. Shes a woman and she needs you.. GIVE IT TO HER NO MATTER WHAT.

 

[Los Angeles]

it irks me when someone uses a urinal nx to me when theres an open one a urinal away from me

 

[thizzbaby]

Originally Posted by Spot Rusherz

You should NEVER talk to ya boys ex.. and vice-versa.

GOOD! also,

if there is 2 seats, and you're with your friend and his girl, let them take the seats.

if you are already sitting, rule does not apply. girl sits on his lap.

 

[kicks67]

Originally Posted by 1boredzombie

..Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

..If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

No man should stand pigeon toed ever, even if you were born with this affliction.

 

[trapmuzik617]

Originally Posted by ZeroGravity23

if your boy brings two girls over and one of them is butt in the face, you take one for the team.

no man is ever required to buy a present for another man even if its his birthday

if you are handed a free beer you drink it.. dont @*!!+.

if a girl doesn't tell you her age, age is not an issue.

if a girl hits you, you don't hit her back, instead you get her in a headlock or body slam her through a wall... lulz

typing in pink or purple font on a message board is suspect.

i cant get wit the bolded... especially the first one. i cant be pullin an r.kelly on these broads. a man law should be:

if the girl looks 18 she's 15, if the girl looks 21, she's 18.

and it depends on wat kinda hittin... if u mean slappin then yea just grab her... but if its one of them girls that think females can beat up males... then ugotta prove her wrong

 

[akuratl02]

MAN LAW .. Never catch eye contact with another man unless its an ice grill or a business hand shake
MAN LAW .. Never use the bathroom while another man is in the shower
MAN LAW .. Never tell a man "I like how you look in that"
MAN LAW .. Never hold eye contact with your boys girls for more than 2 seconds unless you are having a staring contest.