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Originally Posted by JordanXI45
Words gonna get out about this and chefs are gonna be spittin in dudes food.
Originally Posted by ptngina
The rich get richer.
I've heard of stories about Lebron as being a stuck up rude person. I guess its true.
Originally Posted by dmbrhs
Originally Posted by ptngina
The rich get richer.
I've heard of stories about Lebron as being a stuck up rude person. I guess its true.
Big Lo (Seattle's #1 sports fan) has met scores of athletes from all different sports and he said that Lebron James is by far the worst human being he has encountered in all his interactions with athletes. And this was somewhere around Lebron's second season, I think. He said Shaq was by far the best.
The best tipper in the world is Bill Gates though. He's been known to tip 50% on bills in the multiple thousands.
Originally Posted by kayZEEzay
Originally Posted by ShannonsCrooks
^Henzo, info on that titty.
You guys both sound like simps. I'll kill LeBron just as easily as the next man. (see game 1 post) Just because I have a team Cavs sig doesn't mean I think Bron is the end all be all. I was at the games when we had Ricky, Terell, Craig, Cedric Henderson, Wesley, Trajon...etcOriginally Posted by outacontrol music
Originally Posted by DoubleJs07
your common sense goes out the window with anything involving Lebron....Originally Posted by outacontrol music
Real talk.Originally Posted by goldNboi7
Wait, wait, wait...now, I'm just gettin my story straight...you gave a girl a tip...optional money given 4 services rendered, the amount depending on the quality and speed of that service...she questioned it...and you let her keep ANYTHING? If a server EVER has the unbridled audacity 2 question a tip I leave, ima hit em with "Well, if you dont want it, I'll be happy 2 take it back...", turn my nose up, crisply snatch the tip from they hand, and leave the restaurant neva 2 return...Originally Posted by Goodfellaz86
This dude didn't even give 10%
I remember this one time I gave this chick 10% instead of 15% and she chased me out of the Outback steakhouse questionin me if I mean to give her 10 and not 15 and I hit her with the, "I only gave you 10? Oops my bad I gave you 2 much, keep the changed" and walked away she was soo blown
If it was required, spots would have it on the bill.
it is OPTIONAL.
^outacontrol music (the defender of lebron) hop off his nuts for a sec and look at the situation.
Originally Posted by ShannonsCrooks
^Henzo, info on that titty.
Originally Posted by DoubleJs07
You guys both sound like simps. I'll kill LeBron just as easily as the next man. (see game 1 post) Just because I have a team Cavs sig doesn't mean I think Bron is the end all be all. I was at the games when we had Ricky, Terell, Craig, Cedric Henderson, Wesley, Trajon...etcOriginally Posted by outacontrol music
Originally Posted by DoubleJs07
your common sense goes out the window with anything involving Lebron....Originally Posted by outacontrol music
Real talk.Originally Posted by goldNboi7
Wait, wait, wait...now, I'm just gettin my story straight...you gave a girl a tip...optional money given 4 services rendered, the amount depending on the quality and speed of that service...she questioned it...and you let her keep ANYTHING? If a server EVER has the unbridled audacity 2 question a tip I leave, ima hit em with "Well, if you dont want it, I'll be happy 2 take it back...", turn my nose up, crisply snatch the tip from they hand, and leave the restaurant neva 2 return...Originally Posted by Goodfellaz86
This dude didn't even give 10%
I remember this one time I gave this chick 10% instead of 15% and she chased me out of the Outback steakhouse questionin me if I mean to give her 10 and not 15 and I hit her with the, "I only gave you 10? Oops my bad I gave you 2 much, keep the changed" and walked away she was soo blown
If it was required, spots would have it on the bill.
it is OPTIONAL.
^outacontrol music (the defender of lebron) hop off his nuts for a sec and look at the situation.
check yourself out...
Forget LeBron, my stance goes for anyone. It is their job to bring the food. For them to complain about gettin 10 is crazy. Its better than nothing (which is what I sometimes do)
U prolly sent this post in via sidekick while waiting in line for a .23 pizza....
Originally Posted by MJDaLegend
The final bill comes to $800. By the feudal laws of decorum, which stipulate that the affluent should administer a 20 percent gratuity, staffers figured they'd be pocketing an extra $160. But when they fetched the autographed bill after His Heinousness bolted back to Akron, their expectation turned to disbelief, then anger.
[h5]ARE YOU AN ANNOYING RESTAURANT PATRON?[/h5]
Please analyze your behavior carefully and see whether you are on your favorite waitress' hit list. Ask yourself whether you do these things...
If you're an unattractive, dateless man, act like your waitress is talking to you because she "likes" you. Hint: it's her JOB to be polite to you. Save your fantasies for at-home dining.
As the server is running past your table, yell, "WE'RE READY TO ORDER!!" She KNOWS you're ready to order, and is getting to you as quickly as she can.
Act like waitressing is easy. It is by far the most difficult job I've ever had (including "professional" jobs). You need legs of iron, a memory like a steel trap, and the patience of a saint.
If you are dining with another person, don't look at the menu and rudely shout out "We're ready to order right away," without consulting your companion. Watch as he or she stammers uncomfortably and skims the menu to try and find something fast.
Ask obscure and irrelevant questions like, "Are your cows fed with wheat grass or crab grass?" Your server is just going to make up the answer anyway.
Be too cheap to order a drink, then ask to have your water refilled five times. (By the way, please don't write and complain that you really LIKE water, you're NOT cheap, and you resent the insinuation. Believe it or not I've gotten several such e-mails.)
Worse yet, be too cheap to order a drink, ask for water with extra, extra lemon, and use the sugar in the caddy to prepare your own lemonade. (Thank you Chris in Hickory, NC)
Demand to be helped immediately, on a busy Friday night, even though others who arrived before you haven't been helped yet.
Complain that we don't have what you want. Most menus are posted out front, if our food doesn't appeal to you, go somewhere else. Your server did not design the menu.
Let your baby throw food on the floor, then don't clean up after it.
Ask to have your food prepared in some bizarre way that's not on the menu.
Ask your server his/her first name if it's not offered. It's impolite to call strangers by their first names. If you need something, address him/her with "Excuse me."
The obvious one: meager tips. At least 15% is appropriate, and if you have 3 people sharing one entree, for example, adjust accordingly. Any confusion, please visit The Original Tipping Page.
Say "I don't believe in tipping." My landlord still believes in getting a rent check.
Order something when you don't know what it is, don't ask what it is, and then complain that it's not what you wanted.
Act superior to your server, since you have such little power in your "real" life, and ordering someone around makes you feel important. Many servers are working to pay their college tuition and have triple your IQ... and believe me, they're all laughing about you in the kitchen!
Originally Posted by grittyman20
Found this on another site, definitely on point....outtacontrol, smartenup brother
[h5]ARE YOU AN ANNOYING RESTAURANT PATRON?[/h5]
Please analyze your behavior carefully and see whether you are on your favorite waitress' hit list. Ask yourself whether you do these things...
If you're an unattractive, dateless man, act like your waitress is talking to you because she "likes" you. Hint: it's her JOB to be polite to you. Save your fantasies for at-home dining.
As the server is running past your table, yell, "WE'RE READY TO ORDER!!" She KNOWS you're ready to order, and is getting to you as quickly as she can.
Act like waitressing is easy. It is by far the most difficult job I've ever had (including "professional" jobs). You need legs of iron, a memory like a steel trap, and the patience of a saint.
If you are dining with another person, don't look at the menu and rudely shout out "We're ready to order right away," without consulting your companion. Watch as he or she stammers uncomfortably and skims the menu to try and find something fast.
Ask obscure and irrelevant questions like, "Are your cows fed with wheat grass or crab grass?" Your server is just going to make up the answer anyway.
Be too cheap to order a drink, then ask to have your water refilled five times. (By the way, please don't write and complain that you really LIKE water, you're NOT cheap, and you resent the insinuation. Believe it or not I've gotten several such e-mails.)
Worse yet, be too cheap to order a drink, ask for water with extra, extra lemon, and use the sugar in the caddy to prepare your own lemonade. (Thank you Chris in Hickory, NC)
Demand to be helped immediately, on a busy Friday night, even though others who arrived before you haven't been helped yet.
Complain that we don't have what you want. Most menus are posted out front, if our food doesn't appeal to you, go somewhere else. Your server did not design the menu.
Let your baby throw food on the floor, then don't clean up after it.
Ask to have your food prepared in some bizarre way that's not on the menu.
Ask your server his/her first name if it's not offered. It's impolite to call strangers by their first names. If you need something, address him/her with "Excuse me."
The obvious one: meager tips. At least 15% is appropriate, and if you have 3 people sharing one entree, for example, adjust accordingly. Any confusion, please visit The Original Tipping Page.
Say "I don't believe in tipping." My landlord still believes in getting a rent check.
Order something when you don't know what it is, don't ask what it is, and then complain that it's not what you wanted.
Act superior to your server, since you have such little power in your "real" life, and ordering someone around makes you feel important. Many servers are working to pay their college tuition and have triple your IQ... and believe me, they're all laughing about you in the kitchen!
Originally Posted by koolbarbone
Originally Posted by grittyman20
Found this on another site, definitely on point....outtacontrol, smartenup brother
[h5]ARE YOU AN ANNOYING RESTAURANT PATRON?[/h5]
Please analyze your behavior carefully and see whether you are on your favorite waitress' hit list. Ask yourself whether you do these things...
If you're an unattractive, dateless man, act like your waitress is talking to you because she "likes" you. Hint: it's her JOB to be polite to you. Save your fantasies for at-home dining.
As the server is running past your table, yell, "WE'RE READY TO ORDER!!" She KNOWS you're ready to order, and is getting to you as quickly as she can.
Act like waitressing is easy. It is by far the most difficult job I've ever had (including "professional" jobs). You need legs of iron, a memory like a steel trap, and the patience of a saint.
If you are dining with another person, don't look at the menu and rudely shout out "We're ready to order right away," without consulting your companion. Watch as he or she stammers uncomfortably and skims the menu to try and find something fast.
Ask obscure and irrelevant questions like, "Are your cows fed with wheat grass or crab grass?" Your server is just going to make up the answer anyway.
Be too cheap to order a drink, then ask to have your water refilled five times. (By the way, please don't write and complain that you really LIKE water, you're NOT cheap, and you resent the insinuation. Believe it or not I've gotten several such e-mails.)
Worse yet, be too cheap to order a drink, ask for water with extra, extra lemon, and use the sugar in the caddy to prepare your own lemonade. (Thank you Chris in Hickory, NC)
Demand to be helped immediately, on a busy Friday night, even though others who arrived before you haven't been helped yet.
Complain that we don't have what you want. Most menus are posted out front, if our food doesn't appeal to you, go somewhere else. Your server did not design the menu.
Let your baby throw food on the floor, then don't clean up after it.
Ask to have your food prepared in some bizarre way that's not on the menu.
Ask your server his/her first name if it's not offered. It's impolite to call strangers by their first names. If you need something, address him/her with "Excuse me."
The obvious one: meager tips. At least 15% is appropriate, and if you have 3 people sharing one entree, for example, adjust accordingly. Any confusion, please visit The Original Tipping Page.
Say "I don't believe in tipping." My landlord still believes in getting a rent check.
Order something when you don't know what it is, don't ask what it is, and then complain that it's not what you wanted.
Act superior to your server, since you have such little power in your "real" life, and ordering someone around makes you feel important. Many servers are working to pay their college tuition and have triple your IQ... and believe me, they're all laughing about you in the kitchen!