I wish I was Jay Z's bestfriend

[Gordonson]

 

[dblackboy17]

Originally Posted by imINchucks5

Originally Posted by Redrum SB

OP, you are highly suspect

wow that was hilarious

 

[geminifly]

Originally Posted by Mathilda Lando

@ "odasity"

Worst spelling error I've ever witnessed on NT.

One thing I realized about NT is that dudes on here type how they talk. They pronounce words incorrectly
so when the sound them out to spell them they come up with "odasity"

 

[jumpman247]

Originally Posted by smoothrick007

Redrum SB wrote:

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OP, you are highly suspect

you lie OP

take this you suspect mothasucka...








So if I was gay, or if someone you knew was gay you'd beat me or them up? Seriously? Wow, that's sad son.

 

[edwintheeskimo]

"Dear Slim, I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got him
There probably was a problem at the post office or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot him
but anyways; #%%% it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some %%%!! who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground %@+# that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the %@+# you did with Ruckus too, that %@+# was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan"

 

[neighb0rh00d]

Originally Posted by edwintheeskimo

"Dear Jay, I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got him
There probably was a problem at the post office or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot him
but anyways; #%%% it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some %%%!! who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground %@+# that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the %@+# you did with Ruckus too, that %@+# was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan"

Fixed.

 

[the great hibachi]

@ "odasity"

 

[brettthejett]

EHHHH OHHHHH

 

[redrum sb]

Originally Posted by copped

Originally Posted by jumpman247

After watching Jay Z perform, and Memphis Bleek being up there with him chanting lyrics after him, I sat here and thought to myself "WOW I wish Jay Z was my best friend"

Seriously, I'd rather hang out with Jay Z way more than Kanye west, even though Kanye is cool I think that Jay Z is cooler.

I could imagine having dinner parties, Jay Z, Beyonce, Me, and My future wife all together laughing talking about social issues. Then we'd leave the ladies to talk and Me, and Jay would go out and smoke a cigar on the patio talking about life, and possible business ventures.

I really want this, I don't know how hard it would be but I'm sure on a 100 ratio status there is a ratio of status possibility that could possiblize this possibility.

-Jacob

Me
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Jay Z
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Can someone put my head over diddy's please?

1:30 - 3:00

classic

 

[rocsole]

It would be pretty rad to be Jay-Z's bestfriend though.
Imagine what he would get you on your birthday and stuff.
Go to concerts with him for free, get free stuff, etc.

 

[black leg]

jumpman247 wrote:

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Originally Posted by smoothrick007

Redrum SB wrote:

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OP, you are highly suspect

you lie OP

take this you suspect mothasucka...

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[j671]

Lol

 

[ninjahood]

Originally Posted by Gordonson

 

[smoothrick007]

Originally Posted by jumpman247

Originally Posted by smoothrick007

Redrum SB wrote:

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OP, you are highly suspect

you lie OP

take this you suspect mothasucka...

So if I was gay, or if someone you knew was gay you'd beat me or them up? Seriously? Wow, that's sad son.

nah you got a good ol' stunner because you said you liked Jayz and what not but in vid you like kanye.

but i know now you were being sarcastic....i think

 

[antbanks81]

Yeh that would be killa, but you could make the case for any athlete or entertainer. It's all about the entourage. Ya boy Tata lives it up and ain'tnever had to rap, act or stab anybody.

 

[nationaltruckerdave]

OP is setting himself up to get lol'd at smh.

 

[awon23]

Originally Posted by jumpman247

Originally Posted by JPTHE3

Lol what happened to Kanye Westt???? I always thought you could be friend with him too <3333

Kanye would be a good shopping buddy, but as far as being BFF dude doesn't even look like he can throw a football. I only roll with dudes that can throw footballs.

Diddy, Jay Z, Pharrell, and Me.

I would be Kingcrux in there someplace, but you already know.

 

[koudie from brooklyn]

Freshh

 

[cidman911]

Obsessed?

 

[jumpman247]

I don't understand how my twitter followers aren't sky rocketing.

 

[Deleted member 43142]

 

[bmoneybagz]

Originally Posted by dblackboy17

Originally Posted by imINchucks5

Originally Posted by Redrum SB

OP, you are highly suspect

wow that was hilarious

ayo,

 

[hypebeast mcstreetwear]

@ people taking this seriously.

 

[ktaylor]

Originally Posted by jumpman247

I don't understand how my twitter followers aren't sky rocketing.

lol naw now i know you aint serious

 

[highrep87]

Originally Posted by yancancook90

highly suspect