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OP, you are highly suspect
I wish I was Jay Z's bestfriend
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Are you implying that I'd fornicate with a male, and somehow conceive a child? Explain if you would in detail, as to why I'd want to havesexual intercourse with a male, become impregnated, and then conceive a child.Originally Posted by juni0rthe0ne112789
you want to make it but you clearly cant
this dude would have jay-z baby if he could but probably end up settling for bleek
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"i would date Kanye West" - OP
why u gonna friendzone Jay-Z for?
why u gonna friendzone Jay-Z for?
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This thread is awkward..
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this is definitely a jumpman247 thread, lol
whats good with ice lafox these days?
whats good with ice lafox these days?
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Whose OP?
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Your threads are often stale and predictable.
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YOU
original poster
...but i never know when your serious
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What do you mean?
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don't forget to cup the balls.
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Originally Posted by Redrum SB
OP, you are highly suspect
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Originally Posted by Redrum SB
OP, you are highly suspect
wow that was hilarious
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That's the glory of the intranetz.Originally Posted by wanksta23
YOU
original poster
...but i never know when your serious
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lol wat?Originally Posted by KIDFLY SniperElite007
Originally Posted by Redrum SB
OP, you are highly suspect
Fam that 1 verse did not move me and AINT NUTHIN wrong with me. Just cuz i got that arm steez and use those gangster gestures makes me a TRUE NINJA
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lol wat?Originally Posted by jumpman247
Originally Posted by KIDFLY SniperElite007
Redrum SB wrote:
OP, you are highly suspect
Fam that 1 verse did not move me and AINT NUTHIN wrong with me. Just cuz i got that arm steez and use those gangster gestures makes me a TRUE NINJA
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Lol.
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Originally Posted by jumpman247
After watching Jay Z perform, and Memphis Bleek being up there with him chanting lyrics after him, I sat here and thought to myself "WOW I wish Jay Z was my best friend"
Seriously, I'd rather hang out with Jay Z way more than Kanye west, even though Kanye is cool I think that Jay Z is cooler.
I could imagine having dinner parties, Jay Z, Beyonce, Me, and My future wife all together laughing talking about social issues. Then we'd leave the ladies to talk and Me, and Jay would go out and smoke a cigar on the patio talking about life, and possible business ventures.
I really want this, I don't know how hard it would be but I'm sure on a 100 ratio status there is a ratio of status possibility that could possiblize this possibility.
-Jacob
Me
Jay Z
Can someone put my head over diddy's please?
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roflllllllllllllllll
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Originally Posted by trapmuzik617
omg i'm %*(#$& dyinOriginally Posted by juni0rthe0ne112789
Originally Posted by ggarvinXX3
Originally Posted by juni0rthe0ne112789
at this dude daydreaming the whole thing out then putting on a whole bootleg d.o.a outfit and then have the odasity to ask for a photoshop
you got i mispelled a word
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You Cannot Be Serious.
Right??
ben roethlisberger
Banned
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Jacob is one of the first dudes I really recognized posting back in 00-01 and he has always been straight comedy. That Kanye video is hilarious
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Redrum SB wrote:
OP, you are highly suspect
you lie OP
take this you suspect mothasucka...
