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Hoodrat things you did as a child vol. What What..
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Originally Posted by jakecuevas
i just opened a new tabenough said
- Apr 3, 2001
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First off, all jokes aside, I looked just like Latarian as a kid.
AM & PM gas stations were my bread and butter: I used to pump gas for money (at least $25 a day) and steal out the same store. This is when I was like 7 or8.
Lived in the projects for a while and when they used to drop off that government fruit basket we would stand on the main strip and throw papayas at cars.
Convinced this girl in my 2nd grade class to bring me money (her dad was a drug dealer). One time she brought me $75 and I took it home to my mom who had afield day with my earnings (a couple of groceries and a lot of Old English). I was just happy to provide.
Search and find my mom's gun all day everyday. At one point it was my only mission in life.
AM & PM gas stations were my bread and butter: I used to pump gas for money (at least $25 a day) and steal out the same store. This is when I was like 7 or8.
Lived in the projects for a while and when they used to drop off that government fruit basket we would stand on the main strip and throw papayas at cars.
Convinced this girl in my 2nd grade class to bring me money (her dad was a drug dealer). One time she brought me $75 and I took it home to my mom who had afield day with my earnings (a couple of groceries and a lot of Old English). I was just happy to provide.
Search and find my mom's gun all day everyday. At one point it was my only mission in life.
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-in third grade i got suspended for launching pencils into the library ceiling so that they'd get stuck in the little holes
-in fifth grade i paid my friend annie to "go out" with my friend ruben. this alonso jerk told on me and said i convinced annie into being aprostitute. i dont even know, but that was lame.
-in seventh grade, my science classroom was connected to the special ed room. one of the special ed kids pooped his pants, and they put his underwear in thegarbage can. after lunch, on the way to this science class, my friends and i were looking through the big dumpster, found the nasty underwear, and proceeded toplace this underwear on my science teacher's doorknob
-in fifth grade i paid my friend annie to "go out" with my friend ruben. this alonso jerk told on me and said i convinced annie into being aprostitute. i dont even know, but that was lame.
-in seventh grade, my science classroom was connected to the special ed room. one of the special ed kids pooped his pants, and they put his underwear in thegarbage can. after lunch, on the way to this science class, my friends and i were looking through the big dumpster, found the nasty underwear, and proceeded toplace this underwear on my science teacher's doorknob
- Jul 25, 2008
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In the eight grade i beat a boy up on the bus. Put him in the tombstone pile driver. He told on me and said i sexuallly molested him. Said i was forcing him togive me head. I actually got kicked out of school for that, they believed him and everything. Im like so yall think im gay they like naw im like why yallbelieve him then. I was super bad i had like seventy referrals in one year.
I used to tell on people in third grade. They didnt even do anything, I told the teacher one time this girl touched me on my privacy and i told her to stopped.I liked her to but the teacher put her in time out. I told on one boy that he put a booger in the book and i did it and he got in trouble.
Use to fart all the time in class like it was regular, in english the teacher would be teaching and i would hit em with the brrrrtttttt had everybody dying butthe teacher instant write up.
Use to smoke refer on campus and skip school thats all ican think of right now.
I used to tell on people in third grade. They didnt even do anything, I told the teacher one time this girl touched me on my privacy and i told her to stopped.I liked her to but the teacher put her in time out. I told on one boy that he put a booger in the book and i did it and he got in trouble.
Use to fart all the time in class like it was regular, in english the teacher would be teaching and i would hit em with the brrrrtttttt had everybody dying butthe teacher instant write up.
Use to smoke refer on campus and skip school thats all ican think of right now.
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- Oct 29, 2008
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Im still in High school, So ill just think of the worst thing Ive done this year. Me and about 5 freinds lifted this boy up and then threw him in the air, butthen he went like a few metres high, no one wanted to catch and the boy fell and smashed his back, Ambulance came and we were all like
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- Jul 22, 2008
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man, i feel soft (pause). i havent done crap compared to other nters.
- Sep 1, 2006
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Originally Posted by hampisaboss
Play Babbogies(spelling is wrong) If u said a B word you would get the hit with mean punches until you said Babbogies three times
damn, you FAIL at trying to name it. it's BB bridges...
anyway,
when we'd be running the mile in PE and I needed to take a leak i'd start running backward and whip it out leaving a trail of piss
used to flip peoples backpacks inside out
used to ziptie peoples backpacks to the lunch benches, or link them up to other bags
when in the lunch line (bucs cove) we would buy a Dominoes personal pizza, or Little Caesars Craazy Bread, or a cup for soda and throw a chilidog or doublecheeseburger in there or chicken burrito
Would rub pen tips as fast as possible on the desktops and put them to peoples necks leaving little burn marks
in 6th grade we'd steal the teachers jolly rancher stash while stealing all the suspension/detention slips and putting 409 in his watter bottle
in 5th grade when I was in student council we would run the cookie carts during the lunch periods. i'd run a lot of them, we sold juices, cookies, cheesesticks, chips, fruit leather, etc. I wouldn't give the kids their change back unless they asked for it, this was especially successful with the 1st-2ndgraders. By the time it got to my little brothers lunch i'd tell him to meet me in the bathroom during his lunch recess and give him the stash
- Nov 11, 2007
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threw ice balloons made out of gloves off the terrace.. we live on the 29th floor so it always made a crazy impact on whatever it hit..
some lady tried to get management to sue us for ALMOST hitting her
i tried to use my moms foodstamps dollars when i was like 5 or 6 to buy an icee.. that count as hoodrat? dude straight shut me down too.. gave me the
andtold me to leave.. i didnt even put the icees back.. i just put my head down and bounced..
my moms bought me some barbie skates.. the 4 wheel joints.. when i was like 10
i NEVER skated in em.. even my girly cuzin couldnt get down w/ those.. so weused to fill em up w/ spaghetti or macaroni and ketchup and toothpaste and send em down the steps in my building
me and my friends gave the cleanin crew hell when we were little
the things you do being young, ghetto and bored
some lady tried to get management to sue us for ALMOST hitting her
i tried to use my moms foodstamps dollars when i was like 5 or 6 to buy an icee.. that count as hoodrat? dude straight shut me down too.. gave me the
my moms bought me some barbie skates.. the 4 wheel joints.. when i was like 10
me and my friends gave the cleanin crew hell when we were little
- May 9, 2006
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I fingered some girls in the bathroom in 1st grade.
In the 4th grade I put some glue in the chair of this girl I didn't like. She saw it before she sat down and told on me.
Me and my friends used to throw footballs at neighborhood cats in the 8th grade
In 11th and 12th grade I used to get into verbal arguments with my teachers and get in their face. A few times I just walked out of the class (Got suspendedtwice for it)
In the 4th grade I put some glue in the chair of this girl I didn't like. She saw it before she sat down and told on me.
Me and my friends used to throw footballs at neighborhood cats in the 8th grade
In 11th and 12th grade I used to get into verbal arguments with my teachers and get in their face. A few times I just walked out of the class (Got suspendedtwice for it)
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Oh yea I forgot, Senior year somebody left they account logged in on the computer in the library so I put meat spin on and walked out before it loaded
- Jan 9, 2007
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Originally Posted by CincoSeisDos
Originally Posted by hampisaboss
Play Babbogies(spelling is wrong) If u said a B word you would get the hit with mean punches until you said Babbogies three times
damn, you FAIL at trying to name it. it's BB bridges...
anyway,
when we'd be running the mile in PE and I needed to take a leak i'd start running backward and whip it out leaving a trail of piss
used to flip peoples backpacks inside out
used to ziptie peoples backpacks to the lunch benches, or link them up to other bags
when in the lunch line (bucs cove) we would buy a Dominoes personal pizza, or Little Caesars Craazy Bread, or a cup for soda and throw a chilidog or double cheeseburger in there or chicken burrito
Would rub pen tips as fast as possible on the desktops and put them to peoples necks leaving little burn marks
in 6th grade we'd steal the teachers jolly rancher stash while stealing all the suspension/detention slips and putting 409 in his watter bottle
in 5th grade when I was in student council we would run the cookie carts during the lunch periods. i'd run a lot of them, we sold juices, cookies, cheese sticks, chips, fruit leather, etc. I wouldn't give the kids their change back unless they asked for it, this was especially successful with the 1st-2nd graders. By the time it got to my little brothers lunch i'd tell him to meet me in the bathroom during his lunch recess and give him the stashI know he's got to remember too
We never called it BB bridges i guess its the same game with a diff name
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Would rub pen tips as fast as possible on the desktops and put them to peoples necks leaving little burn marks
my boy got me with a spoon.
he bent the spoon back and forth until it got hot and put it on my arm.
i flew outta my chair.
- Jan 8, 2003
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A LOT of ducktales in this thread
- Jun 12, 2002
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we used to run around and knock people's trash cans over when we were walking to school. Or throw the plastic bags out into the street
I don'tknow why
a neighbor caught us
a neighbor caught us
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Used 2 take prips 2 Michigan City Outlet Timberland store to do thee ol switcharoo...wear the oldest shoes u can find and walk out with a fresh pair of Timbs.Or bring a old Timb bag and Timb box and just switch out.
- Aug 27, 2004
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In Gr.11 french class, my friends and i would unplug our teacher's mouse and keyboard when she left the room and she would think her comp froze and wouldfreak out
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Left leg pant leg was up all day in the 4th grade...LL style.
Open Neck
Fitties, "safety, doornob" fart game..
Open Neck
Fitties, "safety, doornob" fart game..
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-one time in 8th grade i pretended like i was sleep with my head in my arms and made noises like my teacher(who we thought was gay) was having man sex. hepractically sent everyone BUT me out the class for laughing so hard. i did it for like 3 minutes straight
-looking up my kindergarten teachers dress when she walked by during nap time
-straight rocked some kid in the lunch line on the way to lunch for talking about moms
-in the 8th grade me and my boy would dare each other to try and get a boner and stand up during class and yell to see who would look smh
-stealing food in your bookbag at lunch time, +@%@ was mad greasy though.
-dudes playing lookout while we took turns burning in the bathroom in high school
-pencil break
-stealing teachers editions of the books to have all the answers for homework
-my gulliest school related incident has to be when i pretty much ended class meetings for my class from 11th grade on because i scraped with this kid in theauditorium during the Herff Jones class ring assembly cause ole boy threw a battery at my head (a favorite pastime at our school during pep rallies)
-looking up my kindergarten teachers dress when she walked by during nap time
-straight rocked some kid in the lunch line on the way to lunch for talking about moms
-in the 8th grade me and my boy would dare each other to try and get a boner and stand up during class and yell to see who would look smh
-stealing food in your bookbag at lunch time, +@%@ was mad greasy though.
-dudes playing lookout while we took turns burning in the bathroom in high school
-pencil break
-stealing teachers editions of the books to have all the answers for homework
-my gulliest school related incident has to be when i pretty much ended class meetings for my class from 11th grade on because i scraped with this kid in theauditorium during the Herff Jones class ring assembly cause ole boy threw a battery at my head (a favorite pastime at our school during pep rallies)
- Sep 1, 2006
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when my boy got his 4runner in 10th grade, we'd drive through norwalk on trash pickup day and demolish these things since he had the offroadgrill on itOriginally Posted by AngeLeeLee
we used to run around and knock people's trash cans over when we were walking to school. Or throw the plastic bags out into the streetI don't know why
a neighbor caught us
when we would roll anywhere we were beyond capacity so people would have to sit on the floor in the back. When on residential streets if we saw a dip in theroad we'd floor it super hard and have these idiots heads smash against the rooftops
That was until I floored it into a dip and I made one of them hit their head on the wheel well, made dude cry and bent the ++%% out of his glasses. That wasthe end of ridin in the back
- Sep 13, 2006
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Open Necks! That was like BF middle son!
- Dec 31, 2007
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Would rub pen tips as fast as possible on the desktops and put them to peoples necks leaving little burn marks
wow i totally forgot about that! i'd be mad though because after you used the pen it wouldnt work anymore
is open neck the same as open chest?
- Jun 4, 2008
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Originally Posted by hampisaboss
Originally Posted by CincoSeisDos
Originally Posted by hampisaboss
Play Babbogies(spelling is wrong) If u said a B word you would get the hit with mean punches until you said Babbogies three times
damn, you FAIL at trying to name it. it's BB bridges...
anyway,
when we'd be running the mile in PE and I needed to take a leak i'd start running backward and whip it out leaving a trail of piss
used to flip peoples backpacks inside out
used to ziptie peoples backpacks to the lunch benches, or link them up to other bags
when in the lunch line (bucs cove) we would buy a Dominoes personal pizza, or Little Caesars Craazy Bread, or a cup for soda and throw a chilidog or double cheeseburger in there or chicken burrito
Would rub pen tips as fast as possible on the desktops and put them to peoples necks leaving little burn marks
in 6th grade we'd steal the teachers jolly rancher stash while stealing all the suspension/detention slips and putting 409 in his watter bottle
in 5th grade when I was in student council we would run the cookie carts during the lunch periods. i'd run a lot of them, we sold juices, cookies, cheese sticks, chips, fruit leather, etc. I wouldn't give the kids their change back unless they asked for it, this was especially successful with the 1st-2nd graders. By the time it got to my little brothers lunch i'd tell him to meet me in the bathroom during his lunch recess and give him the stashI know he's got to remember too
We never called it BB bridges i guess its the same game with a diff name
Yeah, we called it B Minus.
ebay 23
Banned
- Jun 17, 2006
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I don't remember nothing from jr high
But
Soph year I started flipping peoples backpacks inside out I always had mad people going crazy looking for their backpacks
Same year in spanish class I grabbed a book and said to this kid "hey,........read this" threw the book at his face
Junior year�I stepped it up I would flip peeoples backpacks into the�small pocket then I really stepped it up�and started�unstrapping the backpacks�sowhen�they would�put'em on�it would fall off�
Now as a senior I really dont do much except steal the answers to finals but I've always done that all through out H.S.
Here's a video I recorded last year
But
Soph year I started flipping peoples backpacks inside out I always had mad people going crazy looking for their backpacks
Same year in spanish class I grabbed a book and said to this kid "hey,........read this" threw the book at his face
Junior year�I stepped it up I would flip peeoples backpacks into the�small pocket then I really stepped it up�and started�unstrapping the backpacks�sowhen�they would�put'em on�it would fall off�
Now as a senior I really dont do much except steal the answers to finals but I've always done that all through out H.S.
Here's a video I recorded last year
