Hoodrat things you did as a child vol. What What..

[thousandaire]

I threw a chiuaua off the roof in the projects

 

[eight2one]

i use to do thong wedgies back in middle school

 

[fittednfresh]

Originally Posted by Ballin all day

In grades 1-6 I was really a crazy kid. I was going through a lot as a kid and I had all this anger in me, that often would get the best of me. I was a small kid, but I used to fight like a mad man, so usually bigger kids respected me and did whatever I wanted.

In 3rd grade I got this game for them called "feeding the pigs". I would stand on a chair or on a desk and throw chips or cookies on the ground for them to eat it, all hands free, straight eating from the floor like pigs

Once a teacher saw it and she got mad, like really mad, and started screaming at me saying that Im crazy and stuff like that, and I replied really calm "Its not my fault they are eating, they must like it". After that my moms was called to school and had a talk with the principal. Lets just say that she would get called to school often, like once-a-week often that year

I am honestly in tears right now and not sure why...

 

[kingjamesvehs]

from like kindergaten till like 2 years ago i had the original grey box gameboy, equipped with a joker playing card and duct tape as the cover for thebatteries

"borrowing" toys like gi-joes ninja turtles, and beatleborgz and "my dog" chewing them up so i never returned them

setting other people up in toy stores by placing %$** in there hood/bag so that when it beeped on them, my escape was set-up

pissing on radiators in school, or putting dog %$** behind them

taking peoples crayons and dumping them on the heater when they weren't looking, by the time they notice, its a puddle of colored goo

being white and wearing du-rags smh

thinking i was a 36 waiste when i was a 30

not wearing red on the days the bloods were supposed to be recruiting lmao

going to the library to peep pron on the computers -_-

buying knicks of skamma, and selling them as 20z of piff in junior high

smoking in almost every room you'd think was a bad idea in junior high, and i wasn't smoking tobacco

bringing spray paint TO school
and catching tags in the hallways of 141

making a feind meet me outside of my school so i can serve him quick and go bak to lunch

eating spiced ham -_-

bringing half chicken and frenchfries to school from the night before as a "bagged lunch" for a school trip

throwing lunchroom tables down flights off stairs

using the oddly shaped radiator cover to use as a "sled" to go down school stairs

gathering up like 20 kids durring the last week of school so we can scare the security guards.. it didn't work, but we got chased for the whole day cuz wewouldn't give up trying

farting and blaming it on the fat girl sitting closest to you

web caming 20 yearold chicks whehn i was like 9 ftw
then treating them like slorez

 

[bigtomgetsgwap]

In Kindergarden My friends and I use to take pencils glue them over a pair of scissors and wrap paper around them....we never used them though

 

[jackiechizzan]

Originally Posted by kingjamesvehs

making a feind meet me outside of my school so i can serve him quick and go bak to lunch

oh word?

 

[cq23]

when i lived in apartments i traded pokemon cards to girls if they let me see it.

 

[dylishis]

Wow. Reading the words Illmatic and Kindergarten in the same sentence makes me feel OLD. AS. HELL.

 

[nastii swag 23]

Originally Posted by awwsome

Originally Posted by bud dink

Originally Posted by ghettoeinstein

1st grade had a sword fight in the bathroom with this dude

just quoting this to make you feel bad

 

[nothinafter]

i know i aint the only one who use to do this

back in middle school, i use to grab the plastic spoons out the cafeteria and play crack with my friends

crack is a game when you try to break the other person's spoon (the part where they eat at),with the tip of your spoon

 

[infyrno23]

Originally Posted by NASTii SWAG 23

Originally Posted by awwsome

Originally Posted by bud dink

Originally Posted by ghettoeinstein

1st grade had a sword fight in the bathroom with this dude

just quoting this to make you feel bad

i think he was going for the "I Touched a guys balls in herbew school once" effect...

 

[jakecuevas]

Originally Posted by ripfan816

When I was a freshman my friend convinced me to go to "lemonparty.org" so I did,
then I hung up like 5 signs around the school advertising games for the site lol.

i just opened a new tab

enough said

 

[AirMaxPlu§]

NothinAfter wrote:

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i know i aint the only one who use to do this

back in middle school, i use to grab the plastic spoons out the cafeteria and play crack with my friends

crack is a game when you try to break the other person's spoon (the part where they eat at),with the tip of your spoon




you sure weren't the only one who did that we had that and pencil fights, and idk if anybody else did this but we would make "yellowjackets",made by taking a sheet of paper and tearing a shred off and folding it until it was a hard rectangle and then fold the rectangle in half . Then you would get arubber band and put it on your fingers. Last, you would put the paper on your hands and launch the yellowjackets at peoples necks, or a girls butt, or the backof someones head. We called them yellowjackets because of how bad the paper stung when it hit your skin

 

[jjgrt5]

Originally Posted by NothinAfter

i know i aint the only one who use to do this

back in middle school, i use to grab the plastic spoons out the cafeteria and play crack with my friends

crack is a game when you try to break the other person's spoon (the part where they eat at),with the tip of your spoon

Indeed it was a high stakes game............ I made tons of lunch money of being the spoons and forks champ

 

[nothinafter]

Originally Posted by JJGRT5

Originally Posted by NothinAfter

i know i aint the only one who use to do this

back in middle school, i use to grab the plastic spoons out the cafeteria and play crack with my friends

crack is a game when you try to break the other person's spoon (the part where they eat at),with the tip of your spoon

Indeed it was a high stakes game............ I made tons of lunch money of being the spoons and forks champ

 

[thipham]

Originally Posted by Joseph Camel Jr

4th grade I was standing in line to go to recess and I did some pro wrestling move on the kid in front of me where you put their head between your knees (waits for lame gay joke) and you grab their arms behind their back and you drop to your knees so their face hits the floor. Broke his nose and he was bleeding everywhere, didn't get in trouble for that one either.

lol is that the triple h move?

 

[ripfan816]

Originally Posted by jakecuevas

Originally Posted by ripfan816

When I was a freshman my friend convinced me to go to "lemonparty.org" so I did,
then I hung up like 5 signs around the school advertising games for the site lol.

i just opened a new tab

enough said

I'm glad you got the joke.

 

[mideastbeast]

Originally Posted by ericberry14

lol. i was just a terrible kid during elementary school

pullin kids chair out from under as soon as they were about to sit
taking things out of people's cubby holes & hiding them
telling everybody that this one girl had super chicken pox & gettin her sent home
called this 1 girl a ho, then tried to claim i was talkin bout the gardening tool

wrote a note callin a teacher a +!%#%, then tried to claim it wasnt my writing

forged tons of permission slips for school field trips, moms always knew tho

used to steal other kids clarinet reeds in music class,

sounds like me

"cubby holes"

- chillin in the back of music class where they kept the instruments with my boy and just destroying them

I can't count how many instruments we broke, eventually they made us go sitin a special ed class
- throwin ice snowballs at people, throwing huge chunks of ice off an overpass

- throwing eggs or water balloons off the 5th floor or off the school bus in the morning
- logging into other kids projects during computer class and either erasing them or messing them up completely
- sneaking into the art class and tearing up every single project the day before evaluation

- wrestling all the time, we even formed a little league and scheduled matches

- lighting things on fire and trying to cause as much damage as possible
-stole all the "balls" from the computer mice and threw them out the window, took out random letters off the keyboard
- i heard about how lead paint was dangerous so I remember chipping off pieces of the wall and sneaking them into my teachers coffee cup to try and off her

a lot more I cant remember now

 

[marionthebarberian]

Originally Posted by jakecuevas

Originally Posted by ripfan816

When I was a freshman my friend convinced me to go to "lemonparty.org" so I did,


then I hung up like 5 signs around the school advertising games for the site lol.

i just opened a new tab

enough said

to you...and for me thinking it was some games.....

 

[lb510]

Originally Posted by Black Racer X

Use to walk around with my pant leg up in elementary

word to LL

 

[josebronx]

spoon fights, classic NY school past time
playing ball with a milk crate as a hoop
skellies
when it snowed, we used to throw ice at cabs, excellent union etc they where all victims

 

[hampisaboss]

Pencil Fight(NBA,NFL,AND,MLB Pencils were the truth)

Hoop with the sock and the wire hanger
Have dunk contest on tree branches

Eat Bologna sandwiches with sugar and mustard

(all of my friends smoked they put me on it)
Play Babbogies(spelling is wrong) If u said a B word you would get the hit with mean punches until you said Babbogies three times

 

[springfieldxd]

At the end of the year in 7th grade, everybody was passing around yearbooks to sign, and this broad that I really didn't like asked me to sign heryearbook. I drew a huge phallus, with a woman fellating it all over her other sgnatures with sharpie.

She told the teacher, I got suspended, and had to buy the broad a new yearbook.

I don't know why she even asked me to sign it, she knew I didn't like her...

 

[hampisaboss]

This is sad but in middle school I used to do the Mr. Perfect with my gum spit it out and smack it but I would try to hit people

 

[whph10]

I used to hit kids in the back of the neck with the bent up sporks, lol.

Also got suspended one time for piling up snowballs outside the window and then throwing a bunch inside the classroom.

The worst was in 1st grade though. I'm not even lying when I say we would have fight club in the boys bathroom, nh. We used to be walked by our teachers soeveryone went in the bathroom at the same time and we wouldn't even speak to each other...we just knew it was on once we stepped inside. Everyone juststarted fighting,

. And not even on some mosh pit %+%+...It was straight organized and since we were young it was more grapples and throws rather thanpunches so we wouldn't even really get marks or anything.