Hoodrat things you did as a child vol. What What..

[ijumpman]

Took a piss on the school playground during recess.

Ate paste (Hey, who didn't?)

Ate dirt (Crunchy)

Collected my boogers in one of those bubblegum prize capsules.

Ran around the house naked

 

[domc03]

ahh... lets see
-7th and 8th grade me and a couple of my boys convinced these chicks to participate in the list game * we made of list of "freaky stuff" (at thattime what we considered freaky ) to do... the most extreme was getting domed up in school in a hallway. and yes it went down.
-7th and 8th grade after basketball practice/games we would walk home and proceed to throw bricks at oncoming cars in traffic
-6th-7th grade we would steal dyno's out of kids yards and spray paint em ( out of me and my friends we had like 30 bikes chilling the backyard)
-6th grade we used to smoke weed at the bus stop in the mornings
-high school we used to counterfeit tickets to just about every play or pep rally ... made the school start taking lists of names of everyone that actuallypurchased tickets

 

[dublbagn]

Originally Posted by soltheman

Originally Posted by Mrmeeh2

Got my nextdoor neighbor (girl same age) to get naked with me.....then i got caught

Did that like in 3rd grade. EARLY.

From like K-3, I hung out with the same group of dudes all the time. We used to go around with black outfits and sunglasses and act like the M.I.B. We'd talk about visiting Hawaii on the weekends and seeing volcanoes. When any of the kids would doubt us, we'd form a circle around them and punk them until they said they believed us.

Used to steal other kids' legos in class. Then my friends and I would reserve certain lego boxes (one's that we stuffed with the wheels and good pieces,) for the next day. Some kid got buck one day and it got ugly. We all got suspended.

When we battled with our pokemon cards, we'd play for decks. If a kid wasn't giving us his deck, he'd be sipping his PB&J through a straw for the next week.

First day of Kindergarten, my dad gave me a can of Colt 45. He claims not to remember it. I believe I was sent home for throwing legos at the other kids. Have to ask my mother.

this explains your entire thread.......

 

[1boredzombie]

Stealing pokemon cards in 3rd grade

Making knives out of the sporks in the 5th grade

Flossin my teeth in class.

 

[nyrican23]

-Telling the school my parents don't make enough money so I could get Quarter lunches
-Stole stuff from the school store and resold in class
-Rent video games and purposely but the wrong game in the case and returned it

 

[ripfan816]

Originally Posted by marionthebarberian

Originally Posted by jakecuevas

Originally Posted by ripfan816

When I was a freshman my friend convinced me to go to "lemonparty.org" so I did,


then I hung up like 5 signs around the school advertising games for the site lol.

i just opened a new tab

enough said

to you...and for me thinking it was some games.....

same thing happened to me that's why he told me about it. it's a joke, get over it. not like i told you to go there

 

[mr monday niight]

Originally Posted by JoseBronx

spoon fights, classic NY school past time
playing ball with a milk crate as a hoop
skellies
when it snowed, we used to throw ice at cabs, excellent union etc they where all victims

hittin teachers with snowballs

 

[drjordanlover45]

i used to do some of the stuff named in here

like the spoon fights

i still knock kids books down [ i'm in highschool ]

i threw rocks at kids in the yard when i was in 1st grade [one girl had to go to the hospital

]

draw male genitalia on kids books

paper ball fights

edit: oh throw snowballs into the mta bus and throw snowballs in a wendys.. our school wasnt allowed in the wendys for a while.

 

[sorkoram]

Made paper everything - guns- rings-

Rock that one pants leg up look
carried brass knuckles
pencil poppin
beating on everything as if it were a drum
starch everything till it was practically like cardboard
flip random people off
get moms to buy up a lot of snacks from grocery store and sell em at school

 

[kell78dogg]

Summer drinking out of the hose
Playing games outside till it was dark
Writing my own raps when I was like 8 thinking I was gonna get big. Talking about getting smoked with my uzzi

 

[solesistaash85]

-my friend's granny hot water was out so sheboiled water on the stove in put it in the tub for me lol. I was only 6 years old.
-play double dutch in the middle of the street with two long phone cords. every girl in the hoodshould know that haha.
-stole candy and Gega Pets from the store smh
-my cuz and I were 6 and my bro was 7. we allover my cuz house outside. this homeless guy who always collect cans was named the boogieman idk lol. my bro and cuz told me to call him a biatch so I did. they laughed and told on me and my auntie gave me a whooping smh. years ago my bro told my mom and laughed.

 

[bns1201]

i actually got my only referral in all of my school years for peeing all over the one-stall bathroom in my kindergarten class. the dude that went in after metold on me with quickness

 

[jumpoffthegod]

When I was 14 rocking a bullets Michael Jordan jersey with a USA flag bandana, DIPSET!

 

[King of Trash Style]

Originally Posted by bns1201

i actually got my only referral in all of my school years for peeing all over the one-stall bathroom in my kindergarten class. the dude that went in after me told on me with quickness

Snitches

 

[creamofdacrops]

Originally Posted by marionthebarberian

Originally Posted by jakecuevas

Originally Posted by ripfan816

When I was a freshman my friend convinced me to go to "lemonparty.org" so I did,


then I hung up like 5 signs around the school advertising games for the site lol.

i just opened a new tab

enough said

to you...and for me thinking it was some games.....

i thought it was games too

 

[stoneyjax]

elementary school i used to:

steal basketball and football cards from K-Mart

carved my nickname in school desk and bathroom stalls

rocked a bubble gum beeper with a candy cig behind my ear

middle school

shoot dice on the school bus

rocked one pants leg up

 

[mikescarn]

- snuck into the girls locker room after 6th grade gym class through a "secret hallway" in the boys locker room

- One day in 9th grade the Principal was in the library cause the librarian wasn't there.... I put two of those self help books for kids that think theymight be gay into my teachers briefcase....he walked out and his bag started beeping

When he pulled out the books in front of the Principal andthe whole class everyone went crazy

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Sophomore year in high school we put a condom (new out of the package) on some random kid's lock

Also back in Sophomore year we used to jump in people's bushes and ruin them
Probably the worst thing we did was rip open those big bags of leaves

One of my friends slashed this guy's tires once, and wound up paying for them

 

[drjordanlover45]

^

sophomore year we put condom on teacher's door knob, when he went to reach for knob he was like %$#

 

[ihust1e]

Originally Posted by Joseph Camel Jr

In 4th or 5th grade I threw a textbook across the room and it hit a girl right in the face. This girl was a tank so she was fine, just a little shaken up. I just told the teacher I meant to throw it to my friend who was behind her and she believed me so I didn't get in trouble.

4th grade I was standing in line to go to recess and I did some pro wrestling move on the kid in front of me where you put their head between your knees (waits for lame gay joke) and you grab their arms behind their back and you drop to your knees so their face hits the floor. Broke his nose and he was bleeding everywhere, didn't get in trouble for that one either.

Senior year of HS bored as hell me and two of my boys climbed on top of one of the buildings at the far end of campus and smoked and found a can of spray paint so we tagged up this section that jutted up like a wall off the roof. It was visible from the road and the school called the police to investigate it

, making school-wide announcements about it, etc.

Matter of fact, junior and senior years were filled almost exclusively with hoodrat activities, but I won't go into detail.

come on man...just say pedigree...everybody was watching wrestling back in the day.

 

[islandfeeling]

-fighting in kindergarden
-we had a rainforest mad eout of black garbage bags and I went in there and kissed this girl
-a girl in first grade showed me her p but didn't want to see my d
-yelling at teachers cause they favored girls
-slap fights in the bathroom(always got caught)
-I knew the custodian at my school and I threw cleaning powder all over her
-saying vagina in every sentence
-threatening kids' lives
-bringing my plastic colt 45 in my bookbag and scaring kids
-robbing the cafeteria blind
-lookin at pr0n on the computers
-grabbing girls' butt and breasts nonstop

 

[deepinthajeep]

Smoke w/ cigarettes

 

[stick]

Originally Posted by jackiechizzan

Originally Posted by UbUiBeMe

We used to play book check in high school.

People would carry their books in their hands and my friends and I would smack the books out their hands and say "Book Check" real loud...

used to do that in high school too.� do that to my college books that i paid $150+ for and you'll get your head checked by the book.� word to:

 

[koolkatz]

Originally Posted by MikeScarn


- One day in 9th grade the Principal was in the library cause the librarian wasn't there.... I put two of those self help books for kids that think they might be gay into my teachers briefcase....he walked out and his bag started beeping

When he pulled out the books in front of the Principal and the whole class everyone went crazy

that's funny as hell

 

[three6mafia2007]

Originally Posted by Air Bonilla 23

I used to catch the cockroaches in my apartment and start a cockroach farm.

Hid in some random guys yard who had a mango tree with my homeys from the block and threw mangos at passing cars
threw rocks on the highway at night, !!@ was i thinking