Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

[sharpshooter718]

If i'm going run club i'm starting dead last.

Chicks with the heaviest backs ain't putting up no times so i'm just staying in the slip stream of those yambs for the duration.

Motivation

 

[tokes99]

awesome jawsome

definitely using this description henceforth

 

[willypete]

definitely using this description henceforth

One of my boys started using that about 10 years ago and funny enough he got it off nt

 

[bigslim773]

Spoiler

So since I have time I’ll get right into it. Seen this local light skin thick jawn always tweet some crazy stuff on my timeline. Like she would always be down for sexing a woman (head, strap, scissoring, etc) and every time I seen her comment on a pic it was some raunchy ****.

I didn’t know shawty from a can of paint but my followers did and that’s how she ended up on my timeline so much. So I figure I’ll just shoot my shot and see where it goes. Got the number and we were just shooting the **** and getting to know each other but she seemed reserved. We agree to link for happy hour later that week at a spot that was close for both of us.

Get to the spot, gave her some flowers, peeped the body and mass (mass was definitely looking nice but could tell she got the pudge-to-gut going on). We have a few drinks and she was saying some wild ish so I sit right beside her so the waitress not looking at us crazy when she came back. She started playing with the pipe through my pants pocket and was whispering that she can’t wait to make me bust.

This is where things got a little reckless. So I called her out on that statement and told her neck me in the whip then (that whiskey had me on go mode). Get in my car, I spark up and ask her what’s up then. She pulled it out and started giving the awesome jawsome right there. My car was facing the restaurant entrance, it was the daytime and my tents need to be replaced…….I’m glad nobody cared to look over because we definitely would’ve been in trouble by the law.

She didn’t make me bust because of some bs she said but I just chalked it up and we went on about our day. Next night rolls around, we hit up a taco spot and again drinks flowing and everything. Repeat of the other day but it’s dark and we on a not so lit up street. Same thing as last time, she didn’t make me bust but almost did. The neck was up there as top 5 for me so I was curious how the yambs were hitting.

Few days after those dates and she finally came to my crib. We both knew what time it was so as soon as she got comfortable, it started sounding like a washing machine in there. When she had space to actually go to work, she was! Now I’m ready to see what the yambs were hitting on and even though I’m apart of raw gang, we can’t be doing that off the break (I was still smashin one of my old joints a couple times a month). Yambs were subpar and that was a big let down for me especially when women hype their sex game up too much. Highlight of the night is her requesting the Picasso treatment but she couldn’t get me there off her head or yambs. Felt like I’m in a ******** video standing over her tryna rub one out. I was an artist that night and to top it all off she took pics like that and I think she even posted to her close friends on ig.

If memory serves, we smashed a few more times but it really didn’t lead nowhere. She had no legit ambitions for what she wanted to do in life but was contemplating us being serious. Also I noticed the horrible financial decisions she was making as well (car note/rent due but you going to Miami instead). Yambs were subpar, the head was cool but eh I prefer the cheeks being fiyah over the head but that’s me. All in all it was a 5/10 and would not repeat even in a drought.

Tl:dr
Bagged a chick off Twitter
She bragged about her awesome jawsome
Weak yambs, decent neck
I was Picasso for a night
No ambitions and was clingy off the first smash
Would not repeat
Stay out of DMs

CHICKS THAT BRAG ABOUT THEY MOTION… USUALLY ITS SOME GARBAGE.

I WANT THE CHICK THAT AINT TALKING ALL THAT NOISE.

I HAD A CHICK THAT WAS AN ABSOLUTE THROAT MONSTER AND WANTED THE PICASSO… NEVER HAD A CLUE SHE GOT DOWN LIKE THAT BECAUSE IT REALLY WAS NEVER DISCUSSED. THEM THE ONES I WANT.

USUALLY THE UN-NATURAL CHICKS(BBL’s, FAKE T***) ONLY LOOK GOOD IN CLOTHES, BUT HAVE ZERO MOTION WORTH TELLING THE HOMIES ABOUT

 

[willypete]

CHICKS THAT BRAG ABOUT THEY MOTION… USUALLY ITS SOME GARBAGE.

I WANT THE CHICK THAT AINT TALKING ALL THAT NOISE.

I HAD A CHICK THAT WAS AN ABSOLUTE THROAT MONSTER AND WANTED THE PICASSO… NEVER HAD A CLUE SHE GOT DOWN LIKE THAT BECAUSE IT REALLY WAS NEVER DISCUSSED. THEM THE ONES I WANT.

USUALLY THE UN-NATURAL CHICKS(BBL’s, FAKE T***) ONLY LOOK GOOD IN CLOTHES, BUT HAVE ZERO MOTION WORTH TELLING THE HOMIES ABOUT

I usually agree with the ones who do the most talking are trash but I have had some that bragged heavy and left me drained.

Them bbl warriors be some freaks with motion too. The main thing I was talking about hitting the new move on is a bbl warrior but you couldn’t tell unless she said it.

I had one I bagged at a strip club and that was the first time I hit a fake ***. That was a fun 8 months with her and she put me on with my first 3sum and my throat goat. Shawty was so goated she s****d another one outta me in less than 2 mins after the first. I think I posted about them in here or TAY before. Good effin times

 

[bigslim773]

I usually agree with the ones who do the most talking are trash but I have had some that bragged heavy and left me drained.

Them bbl warriors be some freaks with motion too. The main thing I was talking about hitting the new move on is a bbl warrior but you couldn’t tell unless she said it.

I had one I bagged at a strip club and that was the first time I hit a fake ***. That was a fun 8 months with her and she put me on with my first 3sum and my throat goat. Shawty was so goated she s****d another one outta me in less than 2 mins after the first. I think I posted about them in here or TAY before. Good effin times

I TOOK DOWN A BBL WARRIOR THAT I HAD BEEN AFTER FOR MONTHS, ALL IT TOOK WAS AN ORDER OF WAFFLE HOUSE DEADA**…. IT WAS A SOLID 7.5 … AND NECK GAME WAS WEAKER THAN WET TP.

 

[willypete]

I TOOK DOWN A BBL WARRIOR THAT I HAD BEEN AFTER FOR MONTHS, ALL IT TOOK WAS AN ORDER OF WAFFLE HOUSE DEADA**…. IT WAS A SOLID 7.5 … AND NECK GAME WAS WEAKER THAN WET TP.

Yooooooo

 

[アミーゴ]

Yooooooo

I’ve gifted you the next 12 months of NT subscription free for your work in this thread - especially in the last 24 hours.

You make Donnie proud - over here crying real tears

 

[smedroc]

 

[checks mcgee]

Happy thanksgiving to the yam fam

May the yams be bountiful and you continue to flourish

 

[fluid hips]

Been a min since I been in here, life been kicking my *** and I been losing. Anyway, I pretty much was dealing with only about 3 women this year and honestly wish I only stuck with just 1. I’ll tell the story about the one I was messing with off Twitter later this week, freak joint with horrible ambitions.

I had the main one I’ve been messing with over the other day and decided to try a new move while eating it (new to me since I never thought of or seen someone do it, check spoiler). Kid you not as soon as I made her look at me that thang got even wetter and she had to grab the pillow before she started having the neighbors knocking again. Almost lost a few locs after we were done.

Spoiler

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[nako xl]

apparently tik tok doesn’t embed here so this isn’t the video I was gonna share but

 

[アミーゴ]

Is that you nako xl