Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

[wayniac211]

Brad daugherty lookin ***

 

[checks mcgee]

Any person who is narcissistic enough and would take the time to create a Google Form is no one I want to date.

You’re not quirky.

and you know they showing friends at brunch thinking its so clever and witty, saying men arent **** cuz nobody completed your 2023 consensus

telling themselves their standards are sky high

 

[DripNick]

Manifesting this for y'all ****** weekend dates

 

[ballinsam23]

Those summer bottomless brunch dates have gotten be more *** than any romantic dinner or drinks date.

Something about those mimosas.

 

[smedroc]

Breh that 'There, their, they're' **** is huge for women.

You could be a serial killer but if you got that **** on lock you're good to go

 

[アミーゴ]

Those summer bottomless brunch dates have gotten be more *** than any romantic dinner or drinks date.

Something about those mimosas.

Don’t just need to be summer, been telling y’all for a DECADE

 

[checks mcgee]

Don’t just need to be summer, been telling y’all for a DECADE

me too

check the ARCHIVES

 

[アミーゴ]

me too

check the ARCHIVES

Us when we finally hit the bars together

 

[smedroc]

You guys familiar with the term passport bros?

 

[moonman818]

Us when we finally hit the bars together

I hope not.. Mike got shot 4x like 20 seconds after this

 

[アミーゴ]

I hope not.. Mike got shot 4x like 20 seconds after this

I don’t remember those movies at all

 

[oidreez]

You guys familiar with the term passport bros?

Yes. Guys going overseas to find women instead of dealing with American women

 

[fdub]

I’ve come to the conclusion that SOME women really love and glorify criminals. I seen this on my social media by a girl I know…smh

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

Been talking to a girl on bumble for about two weeks now. I could tell all ahe wanted was for me to just ask her to do something she dropped a million hints but i was dragging my feet. Saw Saturday she was getting her tubes tied on her stories, we meeting up for coffee in 30 minutes

 

[DripNick]

Saw Saturday she was getting her tubes tied on her stories

*****es share THAT on IG?

 

[TSCQ]

In these modern times anything and everything gets shared on social media.

 

[smedroc]

Been talking to a girl on bumble for about two weeks now. I could tell all ahe wanted was for me to just ask her to do something she dropped a million hints but i was dragging my feet. Saw Saturday she was getting her tubes tied on her stories, we meeting up for coffee in 30 minutes

That means she was getting long piped.

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

That means she was getting long piped.

Thats half the population she aint mine. Ima drop this $4.60 for this carmel macchiato and try to get that crackin later this week myself

 

[アミーゴ]

Thats half the population she aint mine. Ima drop this $4.60 for this carmel macchiato and try to get that crackin later this week myself

THIS

THIS IS THE RIGHT ATTITUDE

 

[willypete]

In these modern times anything and everything gets shared on social media.

Unfortunately this

 

[ballinsam23]

It can be fun but you'll definitely remember why you ended it almost immediately

Yo I lowkey shoulda listened to you. I never had better chemistry with anyone but this chick, good girl before just hella clingy, so I decided to hit her up.

Feel like sharing. Long story....

Spoiler

I hit her up on IG and played the whole "hey stranger we should ketchup I didnt like how things ended". She's basically like **** you, you used me as an option.

Challenge accepted. Now, I'm hella persistent. Eventually crack her shell, get the # and set something up.

Man she changed. She's even badder now. But she's jaded af. I'm talking about like "**** men, I'm gonna do w.e tf I want" jaded. Cool with me bc part of me just tryna smash this new her and I doubt she's the "good girl" from two years prior. She had messed up past experiences (suicidal ex, gambling ex, etc) all around. TBD. So she's playing hard to get even more in person. At dinner, drinks flowing, touchy touchy. The old couple next to us when she went to the bathroom was telling me I better bag that because "your date is beautiful".

Then at like 12am, her supposed "friend" calls and she's like "I HAVE TO TAKE THIS". Cool. Her "best friend Spencer" ("dont worry he's 5 foot tall"). I'm playing it cool, thinking this short mf better not be Kevin Hart funny. Now she comes back and is like I gotta be home in 30 minutes, Spencer found out his gf is cheating and wants to talk to me. Now I'm like . So again I play it cool and am like let me talk to this dude. He needs a mans opinion, no bias ****. Shes like "no way I can't introduce you, it's too early, I hope you understand" So she asks to drive her home bc she gotta change into PJs and basically doesn't want Spencer to know she's on a date. I'm like tf?

Now I'm thinking ok I'm gonna get road head in the beamer **** it bc now she pissed me off.

Drive back is 15 minutes to her crib. I'm in the whip more flirting, intimate ****, killing time. Now I grab her hand, and try to slide it toward my junk at the red light. And she was like nooooo we cant do that its too early. I gotta be back Spencer is waiting. I drop her off, and say peace out. Drove around the block and some 5 foot dude drives up in a busted Accord looking hella clean cut, max 5 foot tall waiting outside her parents crib.

She's gonna be treated like an option again. Now for a different reason.

 

[ahat]

That old couple rolling in their graves

 

[storm2006]

Yo I lowkey shoulda listened to you. I never had better chemistry with anyone but this chick, good girl before just hella clingy, so I decided to hit her up.

Feel like sharing. Long story....

Spoiler

I hit her up on IG and played the whole "hey stranger we should ketchup I didnt like how things ended". She's basically like **** you, you used me as an option.

Challenge accepted. Now, I'm hella persistent. Eventually crack her shell, get the # and set something up.

Man she changed. She's even badder now. But she's jaded af. I'm talking about like "**** men, I'm gonna do w.e tf I want" jaded. Cool with me bc part of me just tryna smash this new her and I doubt she's the "good girl" from two years prior. She had messed up past experiences (suicidal ex, gambling ex, etc) all around. TBD. So she's playing hard to get even more in person. At dinner, drinks flowing, touchy touchy. The old couple next to us when she went to the bathroom was telling me I better bag that because "your date is beautiful".

Then at like 12am, her supposed "friend" calls and she's like "I HAVE TO TAKE THIS". Cool. Her "best friend Spencer" ("dont worry he's 5 foot tall"). I'm playing it cool, thinking this short mf better not be Kevin Hart funny. Now she comes back and is like I gotta be home in 30 minutes, Spencer found out his gf is cheating and wants to talk to me. Now I'm like . So again I play it cool and am like let me talk to this dude. He needs a mans opinion, no bias ****. Shes like "no way I can't introduce you, it's too early, I hope you understand" So she asks to drive her home bc she gotta change into PJs and basically doesn't want Spencer to know she's on a date. I'm like tf?

Now I'm thinking ok I'm gonna get road head in the beamer **** it bc now she pissed me off.

Drive back is 15 minutes to her crib. I'm in the whip more flirting, intimate ****, killing time. Now I grab her hand, and try to slide it toward my junk at the red light. And she was like nooooo we cant do that its too early. I gotta be back Spencer is waiting. I drop her off, and say peace out. Drove around the block and some 5 foot dude drives up in a busted Accord looking hella clean cut, max 5 foot tall waiting outside her parents crib.

She's gonna be treated like an option again. Now for a different reason.

I am weak that my guy really circled back around the block and hit Spencer with the

 

[John Wick]

Yo I lowkey shoulda listened to you. I never had better chemistry with anyone but this chick, good girl before just hella clingy, so I decided to hit her up.

Feel like sharing. Long story....

Spoiler

I hit her up on IG and played the whole "hey stranger we should ketchup I didnt like how things ended". She's basically like **** you, you used me as an option.

Challenge accepted. Now, I'm hella persistent. Eventually crack her shell, get the # and set something up.

Man she changed. She's even badder now. But she's jaded af. I'm talking about like "**** men, I'm gonna do w.e tf I want" jaded. Cool with me bc part of me just tryna smash this new her and I doubt she's the "good girl" from two years prior. She had messed up past experiences (suicidal ex, gambling ex, etc) all around. TBD. So she's playing hard to get even more in person. At dinner, drinks flowing, touchy touchy. The old couple next to us when she went to the bathroom was telling me I better bag that because "your date is beautiful".

Then at like 12am, her supposed "friend" calls and she's like "I HAVE TO TAKE THIS". Cool. Her "best friend Spencer" ("dont worry he's 5 foot tall"). I'm playing it cool, thinking this short mf better not be Kevin Hart funny. Now she comes back and is like I gotta be home in 30 minutes, Spencer found out his gf is cheating and wants to talk to me. Now I'm like . So again I play it cool and am like let me talk to this dude. He needs a mans opinion, no bias ****. Shes like "no way I can't introduce you, it's too early, I hope you understand" So she asks to drive her home bc she gotta change into PJs and basically doesn't want Spencer to know she's on a date. I'm like tf?

Now I'm thinking ok I'm gonna get road head in the beamer **** it bc now she pissed me off.

Drive back is 15 minutes to her crib. I'm in the whip more flirting, intimate ****, killing time. Now I grab her hand, and try to slide it toward my junk at the red light. And she was like nooooo we cant do that its too early. I gotta be back Spencer is waiting. I drop her off, and say peace out. Drove around the block and some 5 foot dude drives up in a busted Accord looking hella clean cut, max 5 foot tall waiting outside her parents crib.

She's gonna be treated like an option again. Now for a different reason.

did you pay for the dinner?

and post pics since you already fumbled this other dude smashing

and you sound hella insecure mentioning dude height

 

[John Wick]

I am weak that my guy really circled back around the block and hit Spencer with the

that mess was lame i wouldnt even have dropped ol girl off would of told her have spencer come pick you up lmao