Cool Guys of NikeTalk: How Can I Become More Alpha? Vol. Lettuce Be Cereal

Originally Posted by Trent Ferris

DCAllAmerican, NinjaHood, Anton LaVey, Pookieman, GoldenArmz, Muscle68, I'm waiting to hear from you guys in particular.
http://niketalk.com/topic/227456


[h3]Re: NT....I got Debo'd last night.....by a ......... [/h3]

Originally Posted by Name I Koop

Female bouncer.....my lip is fat, my shirt was bloody and my suit is ripped.

I want to sue in small claims....I already filed a police report....what should I do?

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Originally Posted by Trent Ferris

DCAllAmerican, NinjaHood, Anton LaVey, Pookieman, GoldenArmz, Muscle68, I'm waiting to hear from you guys in particular.
http://niketalk.com/topic/227456


[h3]Re: NT....I got Debo'd last night.....by a ......... [/h3]

Originally Posted by Name I Koop

Female bouncer.....my lip is fat, my shirt was bloody and my suit is ripped.

I want to sue in small claims....I already filed a police report....what should I do?

nerd.gif
 
Originally Posted by Trent Ferris

So, after some deep and insightful post-masturbatory thought, I've come to a sobering conclusion: I am a Beta.

I'm out of shape, generally mild-mannered, and tend to play the background at times when an Alpha would tear the scene up.

How can I become more Alpha?

Things I've done so far to become more Alpha:

1. I downloaded the whole P90X set and I'm gonna start tommorow morning.

2. I've been working the term "Brah" into my vocabulary for a while now.

3. I recently got a girl to break up with her boyfriend and had sex with her. (She's back with him now, though, and she won't have sex with me anymore. Pretty Beta.)

Any suggestions/advice would be great. I've started looking at The Art Of Manliness and they've got some good info.

DCAllAmerican, NinjaHood, Anton LaVey, Pookieman, GoldenArmz, Muscle68, I'm waiting to hear from you guys in particular.
I can be pretty lame at times on NT, but in "real" life I'm cool as !%%$, and get %!%@! by the pound. I can help you learn the ways of the alpha, PM me. I'll help you realize the hidden alpha potential that you may possess.
 
Originally Posted by Trent Ferris

So, after some deep and insightful post-masturbatory thought, I've come to a sobering conclusion: I am a Beta.

I'm out of shape, generally mild-mannered, and tend to play the background at times when an Alpha would tear the scene up.

How can I become more Alpha?

Things I've done so far to become more Alpha:

1. I downloaded the whole P90X set and I'm gonna start tommorow morning.

2. I've been working the term "Brah" into my vocabulary for a while now.

3. I recently got a girl to break up with her boyfriend and had sex with her. (She's back with him now, though, and she won't have sex with me anymore. Pretty Beta.)

Any suggestions/advice would be great. I've started looking at The Art Of Manliness and they've got some good info.

DCAllAmerican, NinjaHood, Anton LaVey, Pookieman, GoldenArmz, Muscle68, I'm waiting to hear from you guys in particular.
I can be pretty lame at times on NT, but in "real" life I'm cool as !%%$, and get %!%@! by the pound. I can help you learn the ways of the alpha, PM me. I'll help you realize the hidden alpha potential that you may possess.
 
I'm not sure I buy into that whole alpha male-beta male dynamic. I way too cool for that.


Op the best way to be "down" so to speak is to follow these 5 steps.

1. Whenever you walk in a room, act like that 23 year old that is still in high school and rides a muscle car/ harley to school everyday. Walk-in and make it known that you think everyone and everything in the party is "lame".\

2. Add atleast one trench coat to ur clothing collection, or something eccentric that says I aint gay but I'm cool with gay people.

3. Diversify your musical, cultural, leisure tastes.....find a way to relate to as many people as possible. Serenade a white woman with an obscure Enya song.

4. Be quick witted.

5. Maximize and accentuate your best trait. If you're smart/well-read, talk to people about ##@$ no one else would understand. The more esoteric the better.
 
I'm not sure I buy into that whole alpha male-beta male dynamic. I way too cool for that.


Op the best way to be "down" so to speak is to follow these 5 steps.

1. Whenever you walk in a room, act like that 23 year old that is still in high school and rides a muscle car/ harley to school everyday. Walk-in and make it known that you think everyone and everything in the party is "lame".\

2. Add atleast one trench coat to ur clothing collection, or something eccentric that says I aint gay but I'm cool with gay people.

3. Diversify your musical, cultural, leisure tastes.....find a way to relate to as many people as possible. Serenade a white woman with an obscure Enya song.

4. Be quick witted.

5. Maximize and accentuate your best trait. If you're smart/well-read, talk to people about ##@$ no one else would understand. The more esoteric the better.
 
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