Cool Guys of NikeTalk: How Can I Become More Alpha? Vol. Lettuce Be Cereal

[ihust1e]

Originally Posted by ninjahood

 

[ihust1e]

Originally Posted by ninjahood

 

[speakup23]

Originally Posted by Infyrno23

Originally Posted by SpeakUp23

This thread is SERIOUSLY everything I could ever want in a NT thread.

@%!% literally has everything, except pics of big booty +#*% (*awaits that*

)

I love everyone

*

at that mass*

Photoshopped mass is photoshopped

Good try though

 

[speakup23]

Originally Posted by Infyrno23

Originally Posted by SpeakUp23

This thread is SERIOUSLY everything I could ever want in a NT thread.

@%!% literally has everything, except pics of big booty +#*% (*awaits that*

)

I love everyone

*

at that mass*

Photoshopped mass is photoshopped

Good try though

 

[lostsoulswander]

Originally Posted by TiZzlexiPhone

Originally Posted by eddiee21

My Alpha Stats

6 ' 5
275 lbs
7.5% bodyfat
83 inch reach

405 Bench Press
635 Squat
475 Deadlift

NCAA Div 1 wrestler
Black Belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
Golden Gloves Champ

Master's Degree in Engineering @ MIT

Has smashed over 50+ broads (all dimes) during the span of my young life.

Can chug a whole bottle of Patron and not even get buzzed.

Drives a BMW M6

Makes 6 figures.

3500 friends on Facebook

Friends with Shawn Carter

8"......Flaccid

PM me if you need advice.

Did everybody else just over look this? (n/h) but this is alpha, just sayin..

post pics

 

[lostsoulswander]

Originally Posted by TiZzlexiPhone

Originally Posted by eddiee21

My Alpha Stats

6 ' 5
275 lbs
7.5% bodyfat
83 inch reach

405 Bench Press
635 Squat
475 Deadlift

NCAA Div 1 wrestler
Black Belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
Golden Gloves Champ

Master's Degree in Engineering @ MIT

Has smashed over 50+ broads (all dimes) during the span of my young life.

Can chug a whole bottle of Patron and not even get buzzed.

Drives a BMW M6

Makes 6 figures.

3500 friends on Facebook

Friends with Shawn Carter

8"......Flaccid

PM me if you need advice.

Did everybody else just over look this? (n/h) but this is alpha, just sayin..

post pics

 

[d money87]

haha i hope thats a chick askin for pics... But yah n/h that is pretty alpha, props to you sir

 

[d money87]

haha i hope thats a chick askin for pics... But yah n/h that is pretty alpha, props to you sir

 

[antonlavey]

Originally Posted by ThrowedInDaGame

Dudes are really lying on their swag in here.

Drinking 4 4Lokos and catch a slight happy buzz?

We dont believe you.

there's nothing "swag" about drinking like a scumbag, im just saying 4lokos aren't that bad.

  

 

[antonlavey]

Originally Posted by ThrowedInDaGame

Dudes are really lying on their swag in here.

Drinking 4 4Lokos and catch a slight happy buzz?

We dont believe you.

there's nothing "swag" about drinking like a scumbag, im just saying 4lokos aren't that bad.

  

 

[mayhemmonkey000]

Originally Posted by SpeakUp23

Originally Posted by Infyrno23

Originally Posted by SpeakUp23

This thread is SERIOUSLY everything I could ever want in a NT thread.

@%!% literally has everything, except pics of big booty +#*% (*awaits that*

)

I love everyone

*

at that mass*

Photoshopped mass is photoshopped

Good try though

From what I remember when those pics first surfaced, those aren't photoshopped.

 

[mayhemmonkey000]

Originally Posted by SpeakUp23

Originally Posted by Infyrno23

Originally Posted by SpeakUp23

This thread is SERIOUSLY everything I could ever want in a NT thread.

@%!% literally has everything, except pics of big booty +#*% (*awaits that*

)

I love everyone

*

at that mass*

Photoshopped mass is photoshopped

Good try though

From what I remember when those pics first surfaced, those aren't photoshopped.

 

[handullz]

Originally Posted by oidreez

Originally Posted by ABC

Originally Posted by Cronicmolemolereturns

Originally Posted by bC

$+*# outta here with that ninja turtle BS. My dude lives in a room that is no bigger than my closet..how is that gonna be alpha when you bring a chick over and you tryin to smash and lookin like a damn swan cuz ya legs got no room. Your really gonna listen to THAT guy

Either you got it or you don't got it. Point blank. Go to your local college campus and look around if you have to.

How you 47 posts deep and acting like you part of the Fam?

Still acting like post counts matter 

 you do know that cats are on their 7th and 8th screennames these days, right?

dont give a +*%% if you're on your 20th screenname.

  

 

[handullz]

Originally Posted by oidreez

Originally Posted by ABC

Originally Posted by Cronicmolemolereturns

Originally Posted by bC

$+*# outta here with that ninja turtle BS. My dude lives in a room that is no bigger than my closet..how is that gonna be alpha when you bring a chick over and you tryin to smash and lookin like a damn swan cuz ya legs got no room. Your really gonna listen to THAT guy

Either you got it or you don't got it. Point blank. Go to your local college campus and look around if you have to.

How you 47 posts deep and acting like you part of the Fam?

Still acting like post counts matter 

 you do know that cats are on their 7th and 8th screennames these days, right?

dont give a +*%% if you're on your 20th screenname.

  

 

[dt43]

Originally Posted by MayhemMonkey000

Originally Posted by SpeakUp23

Originally Posted by Infyrno23

Originally Posted by SpeakUp23

This thread is SERIOUSLY everything I could ever want in a NT thread.

@%!% literally has everything, except pics of big booty +#*% (*awaits that*

)

I love everyone

*

at that mass*

Photoshopped mass is photoshopped

Good try though

From what I remember when those pics first surfaced, those aren't photoshopped.

the pics are clearly photoshopped. the originals are floating around somewhere, not nearly as impressive.

 

[dt43]

Originally Posted by MayhemMonkey000

Originally Posted by SpeakUp23

Originally Posted by Infyrno23

Originally Posted by SpeakUp23

This thread is SERIOUSLY everything I could ever want in a NT thread.

@%!% literally has everything, except pics of big booty +#*% (*awaits that*

)

I love everyone

*

at that mass*

Photoshopped mass is photoshopped

Good try though

From what I remember when those pics first surfaced, those aren't photoshopped.

the pics are clearly photoshopped. the originals are floating around somewhere, not nearly as impressive.