Originally Posted by
2LipsLegit
List of my roommates foolishness followed by how I got back at him:
His foolishness:
- anytime I was in the room listening to music or having a conversation with someone and he came in, he would come in and immediately turn on his electronic dance music at max volume
- he broke my 360, then took it apart which voided the warranty after my boy told him not to, still hasnt paid me for it to this dayg
- told campus police I was dealin drugs from the room (lie)
- called the cops on a frat party just cuz me and some boys were there
- used my deoderants and colognes regularly but would be too dumb to put the top on properly so I could tell
- stole my gum and candy. He even emptied a full pack of gum before, left the empty pack on my desk and put all the pieces on his desk
- snitched to admins and my parents tellin them I
'd in the room daily
- "cleaned" his side of the room by throwing all his trash on mine, under the desk and bed etc.
- then when his mom came to visit he *!+#!#@ about how dirty I was and I was making the room a mess (mind you I would vacuum once a week and pick up his trash regularly)
- stole money that I left under my notebook so it was out of view when I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth (it was a test and proved he was the scum of the earth)
- called me all sorts of names when I wouldnt give him the bag of swedish fish he saw was in my lockdrawer
- told the girl I was smashing and has just started goin out wit that I had a girlfriend back home and had all types of STDs (straight lies)
- ate the food I had in the fridge in the room, which was mine
- threw out some of my food so he had space to put his in my fridge instead
- stole a bottle of smirnoff from the freezer (his dumb %%$ didnt cover it completely when he put a shirt over it in his closet)
- knocked over a can of amp (mine btw, I had gotten 150 of em at some promotional thing) that he left half empty in the fridge, didnt even clean it up. the %@*% solidified into some gunk that took me 45 minutes to clean off
- stole 3 packs of djarum blacks out of backpack
- stole my
-plenty more, but thats all off the top and I dont feel like thinking more about it
Ways I got back at him:
- spit on his bed
- spit in his gatorade powder
- flipped a used condom inside out on top of his towel and let the %@*% soak in and dry on it
- put eyedrops in his orange juice
- took the fridge with me when I moved to anotehr room, with his food in it, and ate it in front of him walking down the hallway
- had a "giveaway" on my floor where I just gave away his food, cigs, gum etc. to the first people I saw on the floor
- I never hurt him physically cuz of him bein such a snitch but he better not step into my new room at all, my new roommates already cussed him out too, so we're on the same page
the kids a #%!*%## douche and the whole floor apart from like 5 people hate him now, theres 44 people on our floor so its obv not just me thats got issues with him. I pray he gets a demon of a roommate next semester. hes extra spoiled and expects everyone to bow down to whatever needs hes got. He even told me "just go buy a new one" after he broke my 360