College Roommates Stories, Rules, and More vol. I Have an Asian Roommate

Originally Posted by recycledpaper

Originally Posted by DROOPY7

Just wondering how do most of you guys feel about having a roommate who
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I might be going to a Univ. in the summer if I get accepted and don't want to make things awkward.

you serious?

everyone
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in college and the people who don't (people like me) don't give a #%@#.
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in college is a way to make friends
 
Originally Posted by recycledpaper

Originally Posted by DROOPY7

Just wondering how do most of you guys feel about having a roommate who
pimp.gif
?
I might be going to a Univ. in the summer if I get accepted and don't want to make things awkward.

you serious?

everyone
pimp.gif
in college and the people who don't (people like me) don't give a #%@#.
pimp.gif
in college is a way to make friends
 
I'll be going to St. John's the upcoming fall semester. Any NT'ers going there or go there currently?
 
I'll be going to St. John's the upcoming fall semester. Any NT'ers going there or go there currently?
 
took a minute of searching, but I found my post from the "I Hate My Roommate" post from a few months back:

Since you guys think your roommates are bad, let me drop a few little stories about my roommate from freshman year, and believe me this isnt even half of it
There were 4 of us in 2 bedrooms and 1 common room + bathroom, me and 2 of the other guys are good friends and went to high school together, they were in one bedroom together and I got stuck in the smaller room with the new kid

- complete pathological liar, this kid would make up the most ridiculous stories and expect us to believe them (a couple examples: "one time I worked at a restaurant and some guy came behind the counter and asked for free pizza so I grabbed him and slammed him onto the grill and he got up and ran out of the store!" or "One time I was at a Phish and Jack Johnson concert and they invited me backstage after the show and I smoked opium with them at like 4 in the morning it was so cool!")... he even went so far as to take a rubber from my stash so we would think that he $#%#@% a girl he was hanging out with... after talking to her one time it was obvious that he never did anything with her, etc. I could go on for hours with pointless lies he told

- worst personal hygiene I've ever seen on another human being, wearing the same clothes 5-7x without washing, showered every 2-3 days and smelled literally like a foot, whatever room he was in in the dorm would instantly smell unbearable.  With this in mind, I had to share a small %@$ room with him and sleep a couple feet away... the smell was so bad sometimes I couldn't even sleep at night... I eventually ended up sleeping at my girlfriends dorm most nights... when he would wake up in the morning for class he would literally shower himself in Polo Black standing like 2 feet away from where I was sleeping.. I woke up coughing like Biggie on Gimme The Loot a couple times
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- When he actually would shower, he would get out of the shower dripping wet and get the whole bathroom floor wet.  We told him to stop doing that, dry yourself off in the shower then get out, he kept doing it and when we asked him about it "I did dry myself off in the shower, all that water isn't even from me" when the bathroom floor was completely dry before he went in there

- Worst of all he was a chronic masturbator . His laptop got a virus and couldn't access the internet, after this he was caught looking at porn on all three of our laptops on separate occasions... I catch him basically in the act and confront him about it, tell him I know what he was using my laptop for, dont even try and deny it, dont ever let me catch you touching my laptop or any other personal property again and all he does is deny it when he's the only one in the room and my laptop has a bunch of porn popups on it
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I spent a good 30 mins disinfecting every surface... my %%*$ has been password protected ever since and that was 3 years ago.  He even went so far as to try and whack it with all of us in the same room... I kid you not... he was watching a movie on the TV while the rest of us are watching The Bourne Ultimatum on a laptop facing the other way... all of the sudden I turn around and this kid is watching Salma Hayek getting banged out by Antonio Banderas in Desperado in super slow motion with a blanket over him and both hands under it... I'm like "yo, what the !%+$ are you doing?" he goes "oh dude! I was just looking for a scene and it got stuck here!" and then hits the next chapter button a couple times and says "oh yeah here it is" the rest of us just look at each other for a second and were like GTHO
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took a minute of searching, but I found my post from the "I Hate My Roommate" post from a few months back:

Since you guys think your roommates are bad, let me drop a few little stories about my roommate from freshman year, and believe me this isnt even half of it
There were 4 of us in 2 bedrooms and 1 common room + bathroom, me and 2 of the other guys are good friends and went to high school together, they were in one bedroom together and I got stuck in the smaller room with the new kid

- complete pathological liar, this kid would make up the most ridiculous stories and expect us to believe them (a couple examples: "one time I worked at a restaurant and some guy came behind the counter and asked for free pizza so I grabbed him and slammed him onto the grill and he got up and ran out of the store!" or "One time I was at a Phish and Jack Johnson concert and they invited me backstage after the show and I smoked opium with them at like 4 in the morning it was so cool!")... he even went so far as to take a rubber from my stash so we would think that he $#%#@% a girl he was hanging out with... after talking to her one time it was obvious that he never did anything with her, etc. I could go on for hours with pointless lies he told

- worst personal hygiene I've ever seen on another human being, wearing the same clothes 5-7x without washing, showered every 2-3 days and smelled literally like a foot, whatever room he was in in the dorm would instantly smell unbearable.  With this in mind, I had to share a small %@$ room with him and sleep a couple feet away... the smell was so bad sometimes I couldn't even sleep at night... I eventually ended up sleeping at my girlfriends dorm most nights... when he would wake up in the morning for class he would literally shower himself in Polo Black standing like 2 feet away from where I was sleeping.. I woke up coughing like Biggie on Gimme The Loot a couple times
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- When he actually would shower, he would get out of the shower dripping wet and get the whole bathroom floor wet.  We told him to stop doing that, dry yourself off in the shower then get out, he kept doing it and when we asked him about it "I did dry myself off in the shower, all that water isn't even from me" when the bathroom floor was completely dry before he went in there

- Worst of all he was a chronic masturbator . His laptop got a virus and couldn't access the internet, after this he was caught looking at porn on all three of our laptops on separate occasions... I catch him basically in the act and confront him about it, tell him I know what he was using my laptop for, dont even try and deny it, dont ever let me catch you touching my laptop or any other personal property again and all he does is deny it when he's the only one in the room and my laptop has a bunch of porn popups on it
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I spent a good 30 mins disinfecting every surface... my %%*$ has been password protected ever since and that was 3 years ago.  He even went so far as to try and whack it with all of us in the same room... I kid you not... he was watching a movie on the TV while the rest of us are watching The Bourne Ultimatum on a laptop facing the other way... all of the sudden I turn around and this kid is watching Salma Hayek getting banged out by Antonio Banderas in Desperado in super slow motion with a blanket over him and both hands under it... I'm like "yo, what the !%+$ are you doing?" he goes "oh dude! I was just looking for a scene and it got stuck here!" and then hits the next chapter button a couple times and says "oh yeah here it is" the rest of us just look at each other for a second and were like GTHO
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Originally Posted by Tfromthe617

Originally Posted by 2LipsLegit

List of my roommates foolishness followed by how I got back at him:

His foolishness:
- anytime I was in the room listening to music or having a conversation with someone and he came in, he would come in and immediately turn on his electronic dance music at max volume
- he broke my 360, then took it apart which voided the warranty after my boy told him not to, still hasnt paid me for it to this dayg
- told campus police I was dealin drugs from the room (lie)
- called the cops on a frat party just cuz me and some boys were there
- used my deoderants and colognes regularly but would be too dumb to put the top on properly so I could tell
- stole my gum and candy. He even emptied a full pack of gum before, left the empty pack on my desk and put all the pieces on his desk
- snitched to admins and my parents tellin them I
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'd in the room daily
- "cleaned" his side of the room by throwing all his trash on mine, under the desk and bed etc.
- then when his mom came to visit he *!+#!#@ about how dirty I was and I was making the room a mess (mind you I would vacuum once a week and pick up his trash regularly)
- stole money that I left under my notebook so it was out of view when I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth (it was a test and proved he was the scum of the earth)
- called me all sorts of names when I wouldnt give him the bag of swedish fish he saw was in my lockdrawer
- told the girl I was smashing and has just started goin out wit that I had a girlfriend back home and had all types of STDs (straight lies)
- ate the food I had in the fridge in the room, which was mine
- threw out some of my food so he had space to put his in my fridge instead
- stole a bottle of smirnoff from the freezer (his dumb %%$ didnt cover it completely when he put a shirt over it in his closet)
- knocked over a can of amp (mine btw, I had gotten 150 of em at some promotional thing) that he left half empty in the fridge, didnt even clean it up. the %@*% solidified into some gunk that took me 45 minutes to clean off
- stole 3 packs of djarum blacks out of backpack
- stole my
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-plenty more, but thats all off the top and I dont feel like thinking more about it

Ways I got back at him:
- spit on his bed
- spit in his gatorade powder
- flipped a used condom inside out on top of his towel and let the %@*% soak in and dry on it
- put eyedrops in his orange juice
- took the fridge with me when I moved to anotehr room, with his food in it, and ate it in front of him walking down the hallway
- had a "giveaway" on my floor where I just gave away his food, cigs, gum etc. to the first people I saw on the floor
- I never hurt him physically cuz of him bein such a snitch but he better not step into my new room at all, my new roommates already cussed him out too, so we're on the same page

the kids a #%!*%## douche and the whole floor apart from like 5 people hate him now, theres 44 people on our floor so its obv not just me thats got issues with him. I pray he gets a demon of a roommate next semester. hes extra spoiled and expects everyone to bow down to whatever needs hes got. He even told me "just go buy a new one" after he broke my 360

wow.. i honestly can't fathom living under these circumstances because me and this dude would have issues for real.. how did you never end up in fisticuffs with this dude.


Thing is Im not even about drama, never had that in my life n now I can honestly say I have nothing but hatred for this fool. On top of him bein a snitch if I was to woop his #!* his moms is friends with mine so I know for sure word would get back to my parents through that. I dont need that right now, especially with how $%**%@ my family situation is right now. My parents feel like theyre bein generous lettin me stay at home over school breaks
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Originally Posted by Tfromthe617

Originally Posted by 2LipsLegit

List of my roommates foolishness followed by how I got back at him:

His foolishness:
- anytime I was in the room listening to music or having a conversation with someone and he came in, he would come in and immediately turn on his electronic dance music at max volume
- he broke my 360, then took it apart which voided the warranty after my boy told him not to, still hasnt paid me for it to this dayg
- told campus police I was dealin drugs from the room (lie)
- called the cops on a frat party just cuz me and some boys were there
- used my deoderants and colognes regularly but would be too dumb to put the top on properly so I could tell
- stole my gum and candy. He even emptied a full pack of gum before, left the empty pack on my desk and put all the pieces on his desk
- snitched to admins and my parents tellin them I
pimp.gif
'd in the room daily
- "cleaned" his side of the room by throwing all his trash on mine, under the desk and bed etc.
- then when his mom came to visit he *!+#!#@ about how dirty I was and I was making the room a mess (mind you I would vacuum once a week and pick up his trash regularly)
- stole money that I left under my notebook so it was out of view when I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth (it was a test and proved he was the scum of the earth)
- called me all sorts of names when I wouldnt give him the bag of swedish fish he saw was in my lockdrawer
- told the girl I was smashing and has just started goin out wit that I had a girlfriend back home and had all types of STDs (straight lies)
- ate the food I had in the fridge in the room, which was mine
- threw out some of my food so he had space to put his in my fridge instead
- stole a bottle of smirnoff from the freezer (his dumb %%$ didnt cover it completely when he put a shirt over it in his closet)
- knocked over a can of amp (mine btw, I had gotten 150 of em at some promotional thing) that he left half empty in the fridge, didnt even clean it up. the %@*% solidified into some gunk that took me 45 minutes to clean off
- stole 3 packs of djarum blacks out of backpack
- stole my
pimp.gif

-plenty more, but thats all off the top and I dont feel like thinking more about it

Ways I got back at him:
- spit on his bed
- spit in his gatorade powder
- flipped a used condom inside out on top of his towel and let the %@*% soak in and dry on it
- put eyedrops in his orange juice
- took the fridge with me when I moved to anotehr room, with his food in it, and ate it in front of him walking down the hallway
- had a "giveaway" on my floor where I just gave away his food, cigs, gum etc. to the first people I saw on the floor
- I never hurt him physically cuz of him bein such a snitch but he better not step into my new room at all, my new roommates already cussed him out too, so we're on the same page

the kids a #%!*%## douche and the whole floor apart from like 5 people hate him now, theres 44 people on our floor so its obv not just me thats got issues with him. I pray he gets a demon of a roommate next semester. hes extra spoiled and expects everyone to bow down to whatever needs hes got. He even told me "just go buy a new one" after he broke my 360

wow.. i honestly can't fathom living under these circumstances because me and this dude would have issues for real.. how did you never end up in fisticuffs with this dude.


Thing is Im not even about drama, never had that in my life n now I can honestly say I have nothing but hatred for this fool. On top of him bein a snitch if I was to woop his #!* his moms is friends with mine so I know for sure word would get back to my parents through that. I dont need that right now, especially with how $%**%@ my family situation is right now. My parents feel like theyre bein generous lettin me stay at home over school breaks
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Originally Posted by 2LipsLegit

Originally Posted by Tfromthe617

Originally Posted by 2LipsLegit

List of my roommates foolishness followed by how I got back at him:

His foolishness:
- anytime I was in the room listening to music or having a conversation with someone and he came in, he would come in and immediately turn on his electronic dance music at max volume
- he broke my 360, then took it apart which voided the warranty after my boy told him not to, still hasnt paid me for it to this dayg
- told campus police I was dealin drugs from the room (lie)
- called the cops on a frat party just cuz me and some boys were there
- used my deoderants and colognes regularly but would be too dumb to put the top on properly so I could tell
- stole my gum and candy. He even emptied a full pack of gum before, left the empty pack on my desk and put all the pieces on his desk
- snitched to admins and my parents tellin them I
pimp.gif
'd in the room daily
- "cleaned" his side of the room by throwing all his trash on mine, under the desk and bed etc.
- then when his mom came to visit he *!+#!#@ about how dirty I was and I was making the room a mess (mind you I would vacuum once a week and pick up his trash regularly)
- stole money that I left under my notebook so it was out of view when I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth (it was a test and proved he was the scum of the earth)
- called me all sorts of names when I wouldnt give him the bag of swedish fish he saw was in my lockdrawer
- told the girl I was smashing and has just started goin out wit that I had a girlfriend back home and had all types of STDs (straight lies)
- ate the food I had in the fridge in the room, which was mine
- threw out some of my food so he had space to put his in my fridge instead
- stole a bottle of smirnoff from the freezer (his dumb %%$ didnt cover it completely when he put a shirt over it in his closet)
- knocked over a can of amp (mine btw, I had gotten 150 of em at some promotional thing) that he left half empty in the fridge, didnt even clean it up. the %@*% solidified into some gunk that took me 45 minutes to clean off
- stole 3 packs of djarum blacks out of backpack
- stole my
pimp.gif

-plenty more, but thats all off the top and I dont feel like thinking more about it

Ways I got back at him:
- spit on his bed
- spit in his gatorade powder
- flipped a used condom inside out on top of his towel and let the %@*% soak in and dry on it
- put eyedrops in his orange juice
- took the fridge with me when I moved to anotehr room, with his food in it, and ate it in front of him walking down the hallway
- had a "giveaway" on my floor where I just gave away his food, cigs, gum etc. to the first people I saw on the floor
- I never hurt him physically cuz of him bein such a snitch but he better not step into my new room at all, my new roommates already cussed him out too, so we're on the same page

the kids a #%!*%## douche and the whole floor apart from like 5 people hate him now, theres 44 people on our floor so its obv not just me thats got issues with him. I pray he gets a demon of a roommate next semester. hes extra spoiled and expects everyone to bow down to whatever needs hes got. He even told me "just go buy a new one" after he broke my 360

wow.. i honestly can't fathom living under these circumstances because me and this dude would have issues for real.. how did you never end up in fisticuffs with this dude.


Thing is Im not even about drama, never had that in my life n now I can honestly say I have nothing but hatred for this fool. On top of him bein a snitch if I was to woop his #!* his moms is friends with mine so I know for sure word would get back to my parents through that. I dont need that right now, especially with how $%**%@ my family situation is right now. My parents feel like theyre bein generous lettin me stay at home over school breaks
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Jesus dude this was all during your first sem here? Which dorm were you in? A couple of my friends were RA's and didnt make too big a deal out of
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I think.
 
Originally Posted by 2LipsLegit

Originally Posted by Tfromthe617

Originally Posted by 2LipsLegit

List of my roommates foolishness followed by how I got back at him:

His foolishness:
- anytime I was in the room listening to music or having a conversation with someone and he came in, he would come in and immediately turn on his electronic dance music at max volume
- he broke my 360, then took it apart which voided the warranty after my boy told him not to, still hasnt paid me for it to this dayg
- told campus police I was dealin drugs from the room (lie)
- called the cops on a frat party just cuz me and some boys were there
- used my deoderants and colognes regularly but would be too dumb to put the top on properly so I could tell
- stole my gum and candy. He even emptied a full pack of gum before, left the empty pack on my desk and put all the pieces on his desk
- snitched to admins and my parents tellin them I
pimp.gif
'd in the room daily
- "cleaned" his side of the room by throwing all his trash on mine, under the desk and bed etc.
- then when his mom came to visit he *!+#!#@ about how dirty I was and I was making the room a mess (mind you I would vacuum once a week and pick up his trash regularly)
- stole money that I left under my notebook so it was out of view when I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth (it was a test and proved he was the scum of the earth)
- called me all sorts of names when I wouldnt give him the bag of swedish fish he saw was in my lockdrawer
- told the girl I was smashing and has just started goin out wit that I had a girlfriend back home and had all types of STDs (straight lies)
- ate the food I had in the fridge in the room, which was mine
- threw out some of my food so he had space to put his in my fridge instead
- stole a bottle of smirnoff from the freezer (his dumb %%$ didnt cover it completely when he put a shirt over it in his closet)
- knocked over a can of amp (mine btw, I had gotten 150 of em at some promotional thing) that he left half empty in the fridge, didnt even clean it up. the %@*% solidified into some gunk that took me 45 minutes to clean off
- stole 3 packs of djarum blacks out of backpack
- stole my
pimp.gif

-plenty more, but thats all off the top and I dont feel like thinking more about it

Ways I got back at him:
- spit on his bed
- spit in his gatorade powder
- flipped a used condom inside out on top of his towel and let the %@*% soak in and dry on it
- put eyedrops in his orange juice
- took the fridge with me when I moved to anotehr room, with his food in it, and ate it in front of him walking down the hallway
- had a "giveaway" on my floor where I just gave away his food, cigs, gum etc. to the first people I saw on the floor
- I never hurt him physically cuz of him bein such a snitch but he better not step into my new room at all, my new roommates already cussed him out too, so we're on the same page

the kids a #%!*%## douche and the whole floor apart from like 5 people hate him now, theres 44 people on our floor so its obv not just me thats got issues with him. I pray he gets a demon of a roommate next semester. hes extra spoiled and expects everyone to bow down to whatever needs hes got. He even told me "just go buy a new one" after he broke my 360

wow.. i honestly can't fathom living under these circumstances because me and this dude would have issues for real.. how did you never end up in fisticuffs with this dude.


Thing is Im not even about drama, never had that in my life n now I can honestly say I have nothing but hatred for this fool. On top of him bein a snitch if I was to woop his #!* his moms is friends with mine so I know for sure word would get back to my parents through that. I dont need that right now, especially with how $%**%@ my family situation is right now. My parents feel like theyre bein generous lettin me stay at home over school breaks
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Jesus dude this was all during your first sem here? Which dorm were you in? A couple of my friends were RA's and didnt make too big a deal out of
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I think.
 
Originally Posted by JJ1223

- Worst of all he was a chronic masturbator . His laptop got a virus and couldn't access the internet, after this he was caught looking at porn on all three of our laptops on separate occasions... I catch him basically in the act and confront him about it, tell him I know what he was using my laptop for, dont even try and deny it, dont ever let me catch you touching my laptop or any other personal property again and all he does is deny it when he's the only one in the room and my laptop has a bunch of porn popups on it
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I spent a good 30 mins disinfecting every surface... my %%*$ has been password protected ever since and that was 3 years ago.  He even went so far as to try and whack it with all of us in the same room... I kid you not... he was watching a movie on the TV while the rest of us are watching The Bourne Ultimatum on a laptop facing the other way... all of the sudden I turn around and this kid is watching Salma Hayek getting banged out by Antonio Banderas in Desperado in super slow motion with a blanket over him and both hands under it... I'm like "yo, what the !%+$ are you doing?" he goes "oh dude! I was just looking for a scene and it got stuck here!" and then hits the next chapter button a couple times and says "oh yeah here it is" the rest of us just look at each other for a second and were like GTHO
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Originally Posted by JJ1223

- Worst of all he was a chronic masturbator . His laptop got a virus and couldn't access the internet, after this he was caught looking at porn on all three of our laptops on separate occasions... I catch him basically in the act and confront him about it, tell him I know what he was using my laptop for, dont even try and deny it, dont ever let me catch you touching my laptop or any other personal property again and all he does is deny it when he's the only one in the room and my laptop has a bunch of porn popups on it
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I spent a good 30 mins disinfecting every surface... my %%*$ has been password protected ever since and that was 3 years ago.  He even went so far as to try and whack it with all of us in the same room... I kid you not... he was watching a movie on the TV while the rest of us are watching The Bourne Ultimatum on a laptop facing the other way... all of the sudden I turn around and this kid is watching Salma Hayek getting banged out by Antonio Banderas in Desperado in super slow motion with a blanket over him and both hands under it... I'm like "yo, what the !%+$ are you doing?" he goes "oh dude! I was just looking for a scene and it got stuck here!" and then hits the next chapter button a couple times and says "oh yeah here it is" the rest of us just look at each other for a second and were like GTHO
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Originally Posted by 2LipsLegit

wow.  one of the worst roommate situations i've ever heard of.  why the hell was he trying to get you arrested and kicked out of school?  i know some people are just d-bags by nature but he seems extreme.  i would've definitely found a way to repeatedly punch him in his face.
 
Originally Posted by 2LipsLegit

wow.  one of the worst roommate situations i've ever heard of.  why the hell was he trying to get you arrested and kicked out of school?  i know some people are just d-bags by nature but he seems extreme.  i would've definitely found a way to repeatedly punch him in his face.
 
Originally Posted by Noelair24

Originally Posted by JJ1223

- Worst of all he was a chronic masturbator . His laptop got a virus and couldn't access the internet, after this he was caught looking at porn on all three of our laptops on separate occasions... I catch him basically in the act and confront him about it, tell him I know what he was using my laptop for, dont even try and deny it, dont ever let me catch you touching my laptop or any other personal property again and all he does is deny it when he's the only one in the room and my laptop has a bunch of porn popups on it
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I spent a good 30 mins disinfecting every surface... my %%*$ has been password protected ever since and that was 3 years ago.  He even went so far as to try and whack it with all of us in the same room... I kid you not... he was watching a movie on the TV while the rest of us are watching The Bourne Ultimatum on a laptop facing the other way... all of the sudden I turn around and this kid is watching Salma Hayek getting banged out by Antonio Banderas in Desperado in super slow motion with a blanket over him and both hands under it... I'm like "yo, what the !%+$ are you doing?" he goes "oh dude! I was just looking for a scene and it got stuck here!" and then hits the next chapter button a couple times and says "oh yeah here it is" the rest of us just look at each other for a second and were like GTHO
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Dude needs help
 
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