College Roommates Stories, Rules, and More vol. I Have an Asian Roommate

-ill throw in an update

freshman UCF
-did not smash first semester
-went to parties and did things that were done at parties for the first time
-failed one class (doing grade forgiveness)
-changing my major as we speak
-got a tattoo

roommate
-real cool dude
-white jewish kid (smokes a ton of weed, jew fact)
-has long money thanks to barmitsfa (sp?)

PROBLEMS
-sleeps till 3 in the afternoon although he goes to bed around 2 am when I do
-keeps the air on at 69-71 which i need to speak to him about
-Over reacts during Dolphins/Heat games (clapping Hands and such)

(thats about it so far)
 
-ill throw in an update

freshman UCF
-did not smash first semester
-went to parties and did things that were done at parties for the first time
-failed one class (doing grade forgiveness)
-changing my major as we speak
-got a tattoo

roommate
-real cool dude
-white jewish kid (smokes a ton of weed, jew fact)
-has long money thanks to barmitsfa (sp?)

PROBLEMS
-sleeps till 3 in the afternoon although he goes to bed around 2 am when I do
-keeps the air on at 69-71 which i need to speak to him about
-Over reacts during Dolphins/Heat games (clapping Hands and such)

(thats about it so far)
 
Beast4ya said:
-keeps the air on at 69-71 which i need to speak to him about/quote]
lmao...how does every black/white dorm room always have this problem....same @%%# happened to me in my frosh year at nike
 
Beast4ya said:
-keeps the air on at 69-71 which i need to speak to him about/quote]
lmao...how does every black/white dorm room always have this problem....same @%%# happened to me in my frosh year at nike
 
Originally Posted by bns1201

Originally Posted by Beast4ya

-keeps the air on at 69-71 which i need to speak to him about

lmao...how does every black/white dorm room always have this problem....same @%%# happened to me in my frosh year at nike

man I dont know but where im from the house is on 73-78 #ijs
please tell me you were the one that wanted it on room temp.
 
Originally Posted by bns1201

Originally Posted by Beast4ya

-keeps the air on at 69-71 which i need to speak to him about

lmao...how does every black/white dorm room always have this problem....same @%%# happened to me in my frosh year at nike

man I dont know but where im from the house is on 73-78 #ijs
please tell me you were the one that wanted it on room temp.
 
Will post later.... I have a crazy story... at work tho
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Originally Posted by DCAllAmerican

Originally Posted by BlackStilettos

I had a roommate who almost never showered. She would go to class, go chill with her friends, come back, get in her bed, and wake up and do it all over again. She used to try to cover up the horrible scent with bottles and bottles of Bath and Body Works products and to this day, I cannot walk by a BBW store without wanting to vomit. It was just nasty. When she did shower, there would be a ring of dirt around the tub. Ugh. After that, I opted for a single.

How can you not shower regularly as a woman? I seriously felt like asking her that. I never let my friends come in to the room because the one time I let them come in, they had to leave because of the scent. I even got my RA involved, bought Febreze and Glade in bulk, prayed, stayed at my bf's or my parents a lot of nights, and nothing changed. I don't even think it was cultural, I think she was just gross and lazy.
Usually a cultural difference. If you know what I mean with that.
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the aforementioned roomate who would be on the top bunk while i smashed.....he wore his clothes and shoes to bed and never showered.....my dude even had his chick visit him from another college for the weekend...HE WORE SOCKS AND SHOES IN THE BED WITH HIS GIRL ROFL

Appalachian  
 
Originally Posted by DCAllAmerican

Originally Posted by BlackStilettos

I had a roommate who almost never showered. She would go to class, go chill with her friends, come back, get in her bed, and wake up and do it all over again. She used to try to cover up the horrible scent with bottles and bottles of Bath and Body Works products and to this day, I cannot walk by a BBW store without wanting to vomit. It was just nasty. When she did shower, there would be a ring of dirt around the tub. Ugh. After that, I opted for a single.

How can you not shower regularly as a woman? I seriously felt like asking her that. I never let my friends come in to the room because the one time I let them come in, they had to leave because of the scent. I even got my RA involved, bought Febreze and Glade in bulk, prayed, stayed at my bf's or my parents a lot of nights, and nothing changed. I don't even think it was cultural, I think she was just gross and lazy.
Usually a cultural difference. If you know what I mean with that.
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the aforementioned roomate who would be on the top bunk while i smashed.....he wore his clothes and shoes to bed and never showered.....my dude even had his chick visit him from another college for the weekend...HE WORE SOCKS AND SHOES IN THE BED WITH HIS GIRL ROFL

Appalachian  
 
Originally Posted by bns1201

helllll no man 65˚ till i die

MAAN I most def couldnt live with you bruh 65 is borderline North Pole
I bought me a snuggie to solve this situation

-now you must help me in search of some of the campus dimes
 
Originally Posted by bns1201

helllll no man 65˚ till i die

MAAN I most def couldnt live with you bruh 65 is borderline North Pole
I bought me a snuggie to solve this situation

-now you must help me in search of some of the campus dimes
 
My ex-roommate had this weird obsession with his pet fish, Houdini. He would always brag about how great his fish was etc, etc. One day he went out of town for the weekend and gave me 1 simple task...feed Houdini the dead goldfish in his freezer,
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. I entered his room (which I hated doing because he had a coffin as a bed
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, weirdo), and his beloved Houdini was belly up floating on the top of the tank. I killed Houdini and I don't even know how.
/CoolStory
 
My ex-roommate had this weird obsession with his pet fish, Houdini. He would always brag about how great his fish was etc, etc. One day he went out of town for the weekend and gave me 1 simple task...feed Houdini the dead goldfish in his freezer,
sick.gif
. I entered his room (which I hated doing because he had a coffin as a bed
sick.gif
sick.gif
, weirdo), and his beloved Houdini was belly up floating on the top of the tank. I killed Houdini and I don't even know how.
/CoolStory
 
Originally Posted by thytkerjobs

My ex-roommate had this weird obsession with his pet fish, Houdini. He would always brag about how great his fish was etc, etc. One day he went out of town for the weekend and gave me 1 simple task...feed Houdini the dead goldfish in his freezer,
sick.gif
. I entered his room (which I hated doing because he had a coffin as a bed
sick.gif
sick.gif
, weirdo), and his beloved Houdini was belly up floating on the top of the tank. I killed Houdini and I don't even know how.
/CoolStory

haha you  /houdinis life lol, quite thug of you
- a coffin tho?
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*still waiting for you to put me on with a cussie* lol
 
Originally Posted by thytkerjobs

My ex-roommate had this weird obsession with his pet fish, Houdini. He would always brag about how great his fish was etc, etc. One day he went out of town for the weekend and gave me 1 simple task...feed Houdini the dead goldfish in his freezer,
sick.gif
. I entered his room (which I hated doing because he had a coffin as a bed
sick.gif
sick.gif
, weirdo), and his beloved Houdini was belly up floating on the top of the tank. I killed Houdini and I don't even know how.
/CoolStory

haha you  /houdinis life lol, quite thug of you
- a coffin tho?
laugh.gif


*still waiting for you to put me on with a cussie* lol
 
Originally Posted by thytkerjobs


so many questions

a.) male?

b.) houdini?

c.) pet fish?

d.) coffin

e.) you thought this was a good idea at the time?

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oh, and ftr, in my fat days, 68 was the degree of choice

now, im more of a 75 kinda guy....
 
Originally Posted by thytkerjobs


so many questions

a.) male?

b.) houdini?

c.) pet fish?

d.) coffin

e.) you thought this was a good idea at the time?

laugh.gif



oh, and ftr, in my fat days, 68 was the degree of choice

now, im more of a 75 kinda guy....
 
Originally Posted by Beast4ya

Originally Posted by bns1201

helllll no man 65˚ till i die

MAAN I most def couldnt live with you bruh 65 is borderline North Pole
I bought me a snuggie to solve this situation

-now you must help me in search of some of the campus dimes

how is 65 cold?
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I'm from Cali and even here the year round average temperature is between 65-75. you from FL/AZ ?

I need a comforter to sleep so 78 when I go to bed is
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perfect temperature for the room is 65-70
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Originally Posted by Beast4ya

Originally Posted by bns1201

helllll no man 65˚ till i die

MAAN I most def couldnt live with you bruh 65 is borderline North Pole
I bought me a snuggie to solve this situation

-now you must help me in search of some of the campus dimes

how is 65 cold?
laugh.gif


I'm from Cali and even here the year round average temperature is between 65-75. you from FL/AZ ?

I need a comforter to sleep so 78 when I go to bed is
sick.gif
perfect temperature for the room is 65-70
pimp.gif
 
Here are a few things about my roommate
-He almost died the 2nd week of school form playing the drinking game around the world
-He has a horrible money management skills
-He never went to class out of his 18 hours of class he went to Latin dance and life guard training
-He got hook on starcaft and world of warcaft with %*$%!# up his sleeping cycle
-He would sleep for 15 hours a day
-He speaks really loud Mandarin
 
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