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Originally Posted by Noelair24
Originally Posted by JJ1223
- Worst of all he was a chronic masturbator . His laptop got a virus and couldn't access the internet, after this he was caught looking at porn on all three of our laptops on separate occasions... I catch him basically in the act and confront him about it, tell him I know what he was using my laptop for, dont even try and deny it, dont ever let me catch you touching my laptop or any other personal property again and all he does is deny it when he's the only one in the room and my laptop has a bunch of porn popups on itI spent a good 30 mins disinfecting every surface... my %%*$ has been password protected ever since and that was 3 years ago. He even went so far as to try and whack it with all of us in the same room... I kid you not... he was watching a movie on the TV while the rest of us are watching The Bourne Ultimatum on a laptop facing the other way... all of the sudden I turn around and this kid is watching Salma Hayek getting banged out by Antonio Banderas in Desperado in super slow motion with a blanket over him and both hands under it... I'm like "yo, what the !%+$ are you doing?" he goes "oh dude! I was just looking for a scene and it got stuck here!" and then hits the next chapter button a couple times and says "oh yeah here it is" the rest of us just look at each other for a second and were like GTHO![]()
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Dude needs help