Can I Hit Loser? - MySpace/Facebook - Vol 3. New Year, No Fear,and New Prospects (update on pg 1)

[freezetag]

^^Word dudes are acting like they meetin these birds in the club or something. But to each its own, if you smash that's all that matters.

 

[springfieldxd]

Originally Posted by TheSwoosh

Just an observation from a fan. This thread use to be about being a bit more up front and brutal with these girls. I think some of the players may have lost sight of that and seem to drift from time to out of bounds and end up actually trying to game down these lack luster girls.

the up front method works well for LOLz, but it doesn't bring forth any productivity.

if you're really trying to smash tho, you'll tell them whatever they wanna hear

 

[maddog345]

Time to add another win for the facebook league. You gotta put in the effort if you want to succeed.

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From: Me
January 26 at 9:00am

definitley. here's mine xxx-xxx-xxxx

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From: Me
January 23 at 5:41pm

Yea I feel the same way. You seem like a really cool chick. We should hang out sometime. Here's my number: xxx-xxx-xxxx. Feel free to hit me up.

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From: Her
January 22 at 1:09pm

im not tryna be in a serious relationship right now..jus tryna have fun..but if the right 1 came along..i def wud def give it a try

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From: Me
January 20 at 10:04am

I go to school at ___. I'm trying to get my degree in Finance. I'm just a real chill person. I like basketball, music & all types of movies.I'm always down to have a good time.I enjoy just hanging out with my friends. I always like to joke around and overall am a good person. If you mind measking, why is a gorgeous & charming girl like yourself single?

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From: Her
January 16 at 8:59am

welll im reallly laid back i like movies and jus chillen..i like goin out too tho dnt get me wrong

i def like to party.. im a very real person i dnt lie andim a true friend..umm iidk ? lol wat about u

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From: Me
January 15 at 12:51am

True. There's no place like NY. Tell me a lil bit about yourself....

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From: Her
January 14 at 4:39pm

i was goin to ____ but at the moment im not..and ______ is arite i love the weather but i miss ny

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From: Me
January 14 at 3:22pm

Oh, dumb me lol. How you like living in ________? Do you go to school?

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From: Her
January 14 at 9:24am

actually i stay in _______

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From: Me
January 13 at 10:21pm

lol you have a cool sense of humor. I live in _______. I moved from NY like 5 years ago. And in regards to your first question, a few smiles, laughs and havesome fun. Where in _______ do you stay?

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From: Her
January 13 at 9:22am

welll what do i get out of it? ooh ____ u go to school down here! haha i keep reading ur thing wrong on ur profile! wow im retarted.. so where in ____________are u??

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From: Me
January 12 at 3:51pm

You don't know me. Let me introduce myself. I'm Matt. Since i didnt see a no should we discuss the terms of my borrowing lease?

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From: Her
January 12 at 12:48pm

hahaha.. where do i know u from?

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can i borrow you? ill give you back. Promise


she's the one on the right

 

[sorkoram]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]For those putting in work on FaceBook, I applaud your efforts.[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Aight, reality check. Facebook = mutual friends = good[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Facebook and no mutual friends = straight beastmode = BUSTED

THIS IS YOUR BESTFRIEND

don't knock it because I've done it and poked later on

[/color]
[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]The game has evolved since vol.1 vol. 2 -- as I've said many times before,they just don't bite like they use to, they're not dealing with bum lines anymore.[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Think we still playing Tecmobowl ha? Think these chicks don't see what wedoinz ha?

[/color] [color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]You can be upfront with them but at the same time you can add a twist that makes them smile,its like having a dual threat QB. If you just playing the upfront game, you're stuck in the pocket and your defensive ends are gonna put you on yourback.[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Take a step back and look at the defense you're facing guys. If you want towin, you gotta drop into that shotgun and preview the defense before you snap the ball. If not, you gonna be take the same 'ol L's these others catshave been taking word to the 100-0 score.

These chicks don't e-bite, so don't be scared. You're not gonna get smacked through your comp screen, ol' scary cats

Get Hungry, Let's go

[/color]

 

[brettthejett]

Great motivation.
I feel ready for m Gatorade shower

 

[premeone]

1 W multiple times and a quick time out and now I'm back.

 

[forgot about jae]

"can i poke you in real life ? "

 

[rapsteady1]

Originally Posted by Forgot About Jae

"can i poke you in real life ? "

this one actually had me busting up hard.

 

[sorkoram]

Originally Posted by Forgot About Jae

"can i poke you in real life ? "

"Hey sweetie I was feelin ya profile, but nah for real I just wanna write on your walls

"

 

[armenexchange]

haha sorkoram, i dont mess with myspace so u gotta put out a full playbook for facebook
any lines to hit em with after a random poke? lol

that can i poke you in real life is bit too much. haha

 

[toppshotta]

NT's own Bill Russell, the greatest player-coach ever, is back...

Sportin the short shorts I see.. no mo

She hit me up 2 days later telling me that she was jigsaw...

If I didn't know who it was we were going to have to play a game. I playedalong with it. I guessed right luckily...
lol ok
i will

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From:
Date: Jan 24, 2009 2:58 AM

Well do it then and we might act like you didn't...

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From: ..!.....
Date: Jan 24, 2009 1:27 AM

well fine then i wont..

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From:
Date: Jan 23, 2009 5:11 PM

Well arent just americas next top myspace model...
I don't know if I want you to txt me anymore since you get all this e-attention
You might be a lil too out there for me

Word to Tila Tequilla

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From: ..
Date: Jan 23, 2009 4:31 PM

im not sayin that you do
it offen its jus that i get asked a lot of give my number out
GeeZ get ur
panties outta bunch
young man ill text u later

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From: .
Date: Jan 23, 2009 3:49 PM

Lol this is the first time I've ever given my # out. You act like I do this everyday. Like I'm a cyber player or somethin.
You should text me first tho if u can. I might not answer

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From: ..!.....
Date: Jan 23, 2009 3:37 PM

im 19..
ill call u eventually
i usually don't get numbers off
the net &i def dont give my number out..
but im bored so MAYBE ill call u later

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From.
Date: Jan 23, 2009 3:19 AM


19 and you?

surreee... gave her the #
i won't hold my breath tho
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From
Date: Jan 22, 2009 10:13 PM


omg
now u Will Smith I guess lol
but how old r u
gimme yo number&ill call u

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From: .me
Date: Jan 22, 2009 8:16 PM


Naw this is more 21st century right here than 90's. You deserve my best effort.
But since you want the throwback game how about...
A (her name) You seem like a fun person so hurry up and gimme yo number before I dont want it no more! If that doesnt work I dont know what will.

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From: !...
Date: Jan 22, 2009 10:25 AM


lmao!
ur game is AWFUL!
i jus got a txt from the 90's they want their pick up lines back lol!
but my name is ....u tell me if its pretty or not?

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From: me
Date: Jan 21, 2009 4:28 AM


Not yet, but I was hoping we could get to know each other

Im . Is your name as pretty as your face?
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From:
Date: Jan 20, 2009 4:58 PM


do I know you?

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From: me
Date: Jan 19, 2009 6:12 PM

hey loser
can i borrow you?
ill give you right back
promise

 

[sorkoram]

Originally Posted by ArmenExchange

haha sorkoram, i dont mess with myspace so u gotta put out a full playbook for facebook
any lines to hit em with after a random poke? lol

that can i poke you in real life is bit too much. haha

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]That is in development, just gotta check out some more film on theFacebook team's prolific defense and we'll be scoring on them a, word to Sean Payton[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]- I need an update on that oneprospect[/color]


[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]hmm off the top of my head-- random message after the poke - "It felt sogreat when I poked you, wanna meet up tonight for the superpoke?"[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Nah I kid, it all depends on if they poke you back or not.[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]I should've said "the poke" COULD be your bestfriend[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)] but if you're trying to slide a screen play in there, just hit herwith the[/color]
[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]"hey gorgeous, just poked you to see if you felt me ..____ add something tomake up for bluntness here___"


shotta - proceed to your goal line defense, utilize your fullback word to Mike Alscott

tell her you were playing around and would enjoy talkin with her OFF MySpace, but she seems like she got a tough defensive line, try the the hail mary if youtired of putting in work and move to your next opponent

[/color]

 

[kis open doors]

My favorite line ever to use on both Myspace and FB if she's showing off her body in her profile pic


"There are 206 bones in the body, do you want another one?"

 

[cronicmole]

 

[brettthejett]

Originally Posted by Kis Open Doors

My favorite line ever to use on both Myspace and FB if she's showing off her body in her profile pic


"There are 206 bones in the body, do you want another one?"

make that 36 L's ahhaha

 

[kis open doors]

Originally Posted by brettTHEjett

Originally Posted by Kis Open Doors

My favorite line ever to use on both Myspace and FB if she's showing off her body in her profile pic


"There are 206 bones in the body, do you want another one?"

make that 36 L's ahhaha

Works for me. Maybe cause I'm just THAT dude

 

[sorkoram]

Originally Posted by Kis Open Doors

Originally Posted by brettTHEjett

Originally Posted by Kis Open Doors

My favorite line ever to use on both Myspace and FB if she's showing off her body in her profile pic


"There are 206 bones in the body, do you want another one?"

make that 36 L's ahhaha

Works for me. Maybe cause I'm just THAT dude

Nah fam, we are ALL that dude in some shape or form, even if you taking mad L's

word to Steve Francis

 

[kis open doors]

Originally Posted by Sorkoram

Originally Posted by Kis Open Doors

Originally Posted by brettTHEjett

Originally Posted by Kis Open Doors

My favorite line ever to use on both Myspace and FB if she's showing off her body in her profile pic


"There are 206 bones in the body, do you want another one?"

make that 36 L's ahhaha

Works for me. Maybe cause I'm just THAT dude

Nah fam, we are ALL that dude in some shape or form, even if you taking mad L's

word to Steve Francis

Word. This thread makin a N' wanna comeback out of retirement and +##+

 

[crazy dav0]

i'm on a conference call @ work ... itching to get in the game ... is it too late to get in??

 

[sorkoram]

^nah, the game never stops

 

[xxxoverridexxx]

Originally Posted by Sorkoram

Aight I been in banned camp for a minute, but I'm backkkk

well gimme a call or text 214668XXXX
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From: me
Date: Jan 27, 2009 7:52 PM



ahh thats wassup, im taking a few courses this semester

im originally from texas/arkansas ..go to Ohio State university
but in Texas on a break since im a little ahead in credits =)

well i think i should borrow you to stay warm in the icestorm tonight hehe
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From: her
Date: Jan 27, 2009 8:46 PM



yes i go to UTA
and shall we?

where you from?
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From: me
Date: Jan 27, 2009 7:38 PM


i see you're in the area as well
aww im glad you enjoyed it and its my pleasure on the add, wanna discuss the contract?
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From: her
Date: Jan 27, 2009 8:16 PM



lol.. aww,
thnks for tha add!
i loved tha first quote on
yo pg, about lames love a thousand
girls.. so i had ta add you lol

and sure you can
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From: me
Date: Jan 27, 2009 6:05 PM


Thanks for the request gorgeous =) If I gave you my heart would you let me beat?

p.s.- can i borrow you sometime

edit- too all my dudes that held it down for me while I was gone, thanks for keepin it up

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Jdub, Chris Steez, Cobra Kai, T Muk, B Smooth ..[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]to the rest of yall cats that put in work, I see you[/color]

good to see you are back and bagged prince

 

[crazy dav0]

Sorkoram wrote:

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^nah, the game never stops

aiight let's get it ... i'm warming up

just waiting to throw my first pass ....

 

[djphame1]

i knocked down two a couple weeks ago from myspace.. then went to la for a weekend and been out the loop.. but im ready to boost my shootin percentage.. immahop over from myspace to facebook..

imma become a 2 sport athlete

 

[premeone]

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845-XXX-XXXX

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I think I'm gonna have to see how flexible you are first hand. How bout you drop me a number.

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im pretty flexable =]

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So what special talents can you bring to the table that may make me want to borrow you and not give you back?

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theres a possibilty lol

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Yes mam I will but if you give me a reason I might have to keep you. So since I didn't see a no shall we discuss the terms of our borrowing lease?

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oh really. will you now?

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Can I borrow you? I'll give you back. I promise.


Got one practically in the bag but I want help with this second one. I as you can see everything was going good but she read the last message and neverreplied back. Should I try another play or wait it out?


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So what special talents do you have that would make me want to borrow you and maybe not give you back?

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Lol awww , sounds nicee

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Well how it'd work out would be that I borrow you for sometime while we share a few smiles and laughs while in between I drool out how beautiful you are.How's that sound?

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Lol aww thankss =)
& how will that work outt?


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Well I wanted to stand out since I know a pretty girl like you probably gets 50 messages a day. My name's Eric. So since I didn't see a no shall wediscuss the terms of our borrowing lease?

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Lol! Tht was random , wattup ? , my name's vanssa

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Can I borrow you? I'll give you back. I promise.

 

[sorkoram]

Originally Posted by PremeOne

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845-XXX-XXXX

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I think I'm gonna have to see how flexible you are first hand. How bout you drop me a number.

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im pretty flexable =]

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So what special talents can you bring to the table that may make me want to borrow you and not give you back?

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theres a possibilty lol

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Yes mam I will but if you give me a reason I might have to keep you. So since I didn't see a no shall we discuss the terms of our borrowing lease?

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oh really. will you now?

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Can I borrow you? I'll give you back. I promise.


Got one practically in the bag but I want help with this second one. I as you can see everything was going good but she read the last message and never replied back. Should I try another play or wait it out?


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So what special talents do you have that would make me want to borrow you and maybe not give you back?

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Lol awww , sounds nicee

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Well how it'd work out would be that I borrow you for sometime while we share a few smiles and laughs while in between I drool out how beautiful you are. How's that sound?

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Lol aww thankss =)
& how will that work outt?


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Well I wanted to stand out since I know a pretty girl like you probably gets 50 messages a day. My name's Eric. So since I didn't see a no shall we discuss the terms of our borrowing lease?

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Lol! Tht was random , wattup ? , my name's vanssa

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Can I borrow you? I'll give you back. I promise.

phame I gotta hit you about that West Coast trip

and Preme, give it time and if she doesn't respond, don't trip .. Some defenses are well prepared, but the Wildcatstill beats teams if they're prepared or not