Can I Hit Loser? - MySpace/Facebook - Vol 3. New Year, No Fear,and New Prospects (update on pg 1)

[crumbs]

this thread man

 

[djphame1]

come out and well do it big.. another trip to la is comin up this weekend.. sorry to say it but LA women> Bay Women.. and then to Phoenix for the all stargame.

 

[usabasketball08]

That chick goes to UTA?

 

[nychiphophippo]

u dudes are wild

provide pics of alleged smitties, cuz anything will work on fat/ugly chicks

good stuff to the dudes who are puttin in work, providing pics, and gettin theirs

i'm becoming a fan of the sport, and may have to pick it up haha

 

[kickslover87]

this thread always has me

keep up the good work

 

[sorkoram]

Originally Posted by USABasketball08

That chick goes to UTA?

yessir

and phame1, I'll inbox specifics

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

Are you tired of getting on the internetz, especially MySpace and not see the "new messages"?
Are you tired of sitting around on MySpace looking at your comments be from ALL dudes?
Bored with your girl and want a thrill?
Sick of just talking back and forthwith a chick without giving her that Top 8 treatment?

Do you want that excitementthat comes from smashing a jumpoff with a quick friend block??
or
looking at pictures and getting the satisfaction of finding out that they WEREN'T angles?!

well look no further

We can offer you
-unlimited e-booty by area code, specified down to distances from even 10miles away
- the block function, for when that chick ain't right, she ain't gotta see you that night
- the friend request feature so YOU can pop her friends TOOO!!!
- last but not least, the different RACE and BODY TYPE feature
you can customize your player however you want her

and its all free !!!
HOP into the MySpace/Facebook Jumpoff Game

The water's warm and YOU too can lay superpokes too!!!!

This was a Public Service Announcement brought to you by none other than:

 

[ratxaxtat]

^

 

[usabasketball08]

UTA is not where it's at for school, but good look on that one.

 

[sorkoram]

Originally Posted by USABasketball08

UTA is not where it's at for school, but good look on that one.

I go to The Ohio State buddy, im trying not to sit on my ++$ all the time so I'm taking some hours and getting females while doing it .. Twobirds with one stone, literally

 

[usabasketball08]

Originally Posted by Sorkoram

Originally Posted by USABasketball08

UTA is not where it's at for school, but good look on that one.

I go to The Ohio State buddy, im trying not to sit on my ++$ all the time so I'm taking some hours and getting females while doing it .. Two birds with one stone, literally

Son got his priorities right

 

[djphame1]

lmao the PSA had me weak at work.. havin internet access at work ftw

 

[djphame1]

me
hey gorgeous, just poked you to see if you felt me ..

her
Today at 9:11pm
Mmm I def felt that boo lol
Sent via Facebook Mobile

me
Today at 9:16pm
haha.. how u doin mama?

her
Today at 9:18pm
I'm ok a lil tired but I'm good... U hun?

.. was in there till i saw pics of herkissin ol dude.. n realized she was across the country for school

 

[sorkoram]

Originally Posted by djphame1

me
hey gorgeous, just poked you to see if you felt me ..

her
Today at 9:11pm
Mmm I def felt that boo lol
Sent via Facebook Mobile

me
Today at 9:16pm
haha.. how u doin mama?

her
Today at 9:18pm
I'm ok a lil tired but I'm good... U hun?

.. was in there till i saw pics of herkissin ol dude.. n realized she was across the country for school

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]"Come on phame.. film session..film session"[/color]

 

[djphame1]

lol.. for real.. but did get the numero.. its kinda like summer league.. i cant win a championship.. but its good practice. and she will be sendin pics

 

[sorkoram]

Originally Posted by djphame1

lol.. for real.. but did get the numero.. its kinda like summer league.. i cant win a championship.. but its good practice. and she will be sendin pics

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]how the hell am I just now noticing that you used the Facebook line[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]yes we need to see this player on the scoreboard before we get all excited[/color]

 

[toppshotta]

I think I might have something new for the playbook coach. I might have to start calling my own game. Not exactly the wildcat offense but its different.

lol your forgiven. Well hello xx. Im xx

Ima dancer. iLove it! i eat-breathe-sleep-Dance. ya kno like my anti drug.lol.. but i dance so much plus i have a ridiculous addiction to working out...so imalwayz sore and massages are so expensive..bt they're great!bt only when they r done correctly..i hate getin soft massages.

Ur right tho..im kinda quiet with ppl that i dont really kno. so i dont kno a whole lot of ppl..but thats also bc of my room mate and because iHate ignorantppl. and the freshman dorm are infested with them.

248 7xx-xxxx

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From
Date: Jan 30, 2009 2:42 PM


Why are you sore?

Ok thats whats up. You just hate the dorms because you don't know anybody jk

We MIGHT be able to arrange one of my patented massages.
But I'm bout to get off in a min so shoot me ur # if you want
PS Forgive me for being so rude My name is xx. And you ma'am?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From:
Date: Jan 30, 2009 2:31 PM


Thats whats up. yea i stay on campus. im in the dorms this semester. And i hate it! im workin on gettin my appartment.

You COULD not, but u do. lol im just kiddin tho im not really sure what u like...bt i'd like to get to kno...AND A MASSAGES SOUNDS SO GOOD RIGHT ABOUTNOW...im so sore :-(

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Jan 30, 2009 10:40 AM



Yep, I'm majoring in business but I'm not down there this semester. I can't wait to go back. You stay on campus?

Ah, think you have me all figured out huh? You might be right. But, I could not like you because you turned the moans part.Everybody moans when they get one of my massages!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From:
Date: Jan 30, 2009 1:03 AM


lol...u already like me..ur jus not ready to admit it because u cant internally justify yet...i can do without the moans for now tho...Smiles and laughs aregreatly desired and appreciated..my life is entirely to serious as of now...LOL
you go to state?


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From: me
Date: Jan 29, 2009 2:24 AM



I was thinking we could share a few laughs and smiles for sure. And maybe even some moans if you were ever so lucky to get me to like you enough lol
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From:her
Date: Jan 29, 2009 1:53 AM


it depends on what ur gonna do with me while im in ur possession

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From:me
Date: Jan 28, 2009 2:26 AM


Can I borrow you?
Ill give you back
promise

 

[joegalvan]

lol @ the UTA folks. seems like every thread i read, is flooded with TX folks...

what up fam!


speaking of UTA, i think i might "know" that chick w/ the frames next to the jumpoff....

 

[sorkoram]

Originally Posted by JoeGalvan

lol @ the UTA folks. seems like every thread i read, is flooded with TX folks...

what up fam!


speaking of UTA, i think i might "know" that chick w/ the frames next to the jumpoff....

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]The entire Dallas/Fort Worth area is[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]looking like the 2003 draft class[/color]

 

[djphame1]

i am takin losses on facebook.. well and myspace.. i was jus tryna kill some time before my late night work comes thru but daang.. .. imma be lettin out somefrustration out on this girl and she aint even gone know why..

 

[toppshotta]

I think I might try to develop a hybrid offense. I need some coach feedback tho.

Now obviously, these are scout team defenses I'm facing.


call me first.
thenn ill make sure(;
586-XXX-XXXX

----------------- Original Message -----------------
Fromme
Date: Jan 30, 2009 6:58 PM


Actually now that you bring it up how do I know you aren't a psycho?
But who wouldn't trust a guy named Dr. Phil Goode?
Its just number though. My treatment could help you with that paranoia problem I see you have, too.

Now please fill out the form below for our records ma'am:
Phone number that we can text:

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From her
Date: Jan 31, 2009 12:14 AM


lmao.
how do i know your not some creepy guy?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From:me
Date: Jan 30, 2009 6:05 PM


So is there a number I can text to possibly set up this surgery?


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Jan 30, 2009 11:24 PM

lmaooo.
10(;

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Jan 30, 2009 5:52 PM


My colleague, Dr. Sorkoram noted that there are 206 bones in the human body...

The survey: How likely on a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the highest, are you likely to let me add one more?


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Jan 30, 2009 10:44 PM

mhm.
& whats that "medical" question?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Jan 30, 2009 5:00 PM


Why maybe??? I need to borrow you for a very important medical survey!! Its only 1 question

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Jan 30, 2009 10:00 PM


oh.
wellllllllllll,
maybeeee(;
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Jan 29, 2009 8:22 PM



I asked if I could borrow you... Now you're supposed to to say yes preferably. Or you could say maybe, depends for what or you could also say no.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
Fro her
Date: Jan 29, 2009 8:18 PM



i didnt get what you said.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Freshley Snipes
Date: Jan 29, 2009 8:16 PM



You can't answer my question with a question silly! You have to say yes, no or maybe.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Jan 29, 2009 6:36 PM



lmao.
uhh,whatt?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From:me
Date: Jan 29, 2009 6:02 PM


Can I borrow you
Ill give you back
promise

that has to be the funniest pick up line i ever heard! 313-7XX-XXXX, gotta text, cant talk

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Jan 31, 2009 12:27 PM



Well its your lucky day! Thats the minimum score you need to qualify to complete this form below.

Phone number that I can text:


PS. What could I do to improve that score?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Jan 31, 2009 12:18 PM


lol lol lol lol lol lol. thats was cute. how bout 5. hahahahaha

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Jan 31, 2009 11:57 AM



OK....
I'm a doctor. My colleague noted that there were 206 bones in the human body...

Survey:
On a scale of 1-10, with 10 being the most likely, are you to let me insert 1 more???

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From:her
Date: Jan 31, 2009 11:55 AM


okay u have my interest, what do u need me 2 do.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Jan 31, 2009 11:01 AM



Ha see I got you to smile already!

But back to serious business ma'am...
I need to borrow you for a very important medical survey. The amount of time it takes is completely up to you. It's just a one question survey. Thats all.The results are strictly between you and me.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From:her
Date: Jan 31, 2009 10:57 AM


lol. what you mean can u borrow me?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Jan 31, 2009 9:04 AM


Can I borrow you?
Ill give you back
promise

 

[cronicmole]

OK....
I'm a doctor. My colleague noted that there were 206 bones in the human body...

Survey:
On a scale of 1-10, with 10 being the most likely, are you to let me insert 1 more???


LMAO

 

[sorkoram]

djphame1 - [color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]keep the fustration to a minimum, we all take L's ..take it out on the next chick[/color]
[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Next game just air it out and see how many yards you can get before you score,word to Bo Jackson on Tecmobowl[/color]

ToppShotta -

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Jan 30, 2009 5:52 PM

My colleague, Dr. Sorkoram noted that there are 206 bones in the human body...

The survey: How likely on a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the highest, are you likely to let me add one more?

my dude puttin in work, lookin like you going to be making it to the pro bowl

 

[toppshotta]

^ LMAO @ the pic

 

[toppshotta]

It seems as if I came onto the field with great field position already.

Idk what that last msg was about. But me thinks I'm at first and goal now.

Edit- Wow. She called her aunt. Apparently her aunt said there are only 206 bones in the human body...

LMAO!!!!! I just called my auntie but she didnt answer her phone.I am waitin on her 2 call back.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Jan 31, 2009 1:01 PM



What do you mean IF you need it? The bone I'm referring to ma'am is, well, females refer to it as the pleasure bone.97/100 females need the pleasure bone. That number even rises when you factor out lesbians. (If they show bltizand try to make you change the play at the line hit 'em with one of these)

I need to know a number to complete my research.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Jan 31, 2009 12:55 PM


IF I need it.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Jan 31, 2009 12:47 PM



Its a medical survey. I'm a doctor

My colleague noted that there are 206 bones in the human body, right?

Survey:
I wanted to know on a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being the most likely, are you to let me add one more?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Sandra
Date: Jan 31, 2009 12:41 PM


I apologize but I had 2 let u kno from the jump.Becuz them questions do come about and u cant say they dont.What was it u wanted 2 ask me.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Jan 31, 2009 12:38 PM



My feelings are hurt! What kinda person do you think I am?

Oh yeah I forgot to ask you another question though
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From: her
Date: Jan 31, 2009 12:34 PM


none of that (felatio) stuff or that (3 team trade) stuff.A lot of ppl have asked me 2 do stuff like that in the past.I am not comparing u 2 anyone so dontthink that.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Jan 31, 2009 12:31 PM



No, I meant what freaky stuff dont you do for clarification purposes?

I haven't decided yet. Goin to Canada proly but idk.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Jan 31, 2009 12:29 PM


Ok thatz watz up wat r u doin 4 ur b-day

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ME
Date: Jan 31, 2009 12:25 PM


Forgive me for being rude and not introducing myself I'm (edit)
Ill be 20 in (EDIT) days Ms. EDIT
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Sandra
Date: Jan 31, 2009 12:21 PM


Oh that supposed 2 had went 2 my cuzin.2 ur question yes that is for clarification purposes.How old r u?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Jan 31, 2009 12:18 PM



I didnt understand what you meant by that
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From: her
Date: Jan 31, 2009 12:14 PM


y did u ask me that?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Jan 31, 2009 12:10 PM



lol u silly. what is that for clarification purposes?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Jan 31, 2009 12:08 PM


Just know I dont do that freaky type stuff ok

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Jan 31, 2009 12:04 PM



It depends...
Put the OK privileges in one column and not banned ones in another

Do's:


Donts:
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Jan 31, 2009 12:02 PM


It depends on what privileges u talkin my baby

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Jan 31, 2009 12:00 PM



ummm ok...
With privileges????
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Jan 31, 2009 11:59 AM


Ok thatz watz up but we can be friends I guess.I am intitled 2 have friends arent I.LMAO

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Jan 31, 2009 11:54 AM



Nah (edit-just outside). My fault I didn't even know.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Sandra
Date: Jan 31, 2009 11:53 AM


I got a man sweetie but I would have 2 think about that ..one.
Do.. u say in detroit?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Jan 31, 2009 11:51 AM



Just for recreational purposes silly! I was thinking we could share a few laughs and smiles here and there. AND MAYBE some moans if you were to ever be solucky for you to get me to like you enough.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Jan 31, 2009 11:46 AM


Lmao.4 what?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Jan 31, 2009 8:49 AM


Can I borrow you?
Ill give you back
promise

 

[freezetag]

i wanna jump in so bad but these broads in NC are so weak, gutter butts and rednecks.