Can I Hit Loser? - MySpace/Facebook - Vol 3. New Year, No Fear,and New Prospects (update on pg 1)

[sorkoram]

TOPP I'm over here

makin me step outta the coaching booth for a minute, just messing around now

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From: Her.
Date: Jan 31, 2009 12:29 PM


hahaha! I like that one, how you doing cutie?


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From: Me
Date: Jan 31, 2009 12:26 PM


So umm I was just doing some research and found out that most females have at least 1 pleasure bone in their body, want another one?

 

[elnino4530]

Originally Posted by ToppShotta

I think I might try to develop a hybrid offense. I need some coach feedback tho.

Now obviously, these are scout team defenses I'm facing.


call me first.
thenn ill make sure(;
586-XXX-XXXX

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Fromme
Date: Jan 30, 2009 6:58 PM


Actually now that you bring it up how do I know you aren't a psycho?
But who wouldn't trust a guy named Dr. Phil Goode?
Its just number though. My treatment could help you with that paranoia problem I see you have, too.

Now please fill out the form below for our records ma'am:
Phone number that we can text:

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From her
Date: Jan 31, 2009 12:14 AM


lmao.
how do i know your not some creepy guy?
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From:me
Date: Jan 30, 2009 6:05 PM


So is there a number I can text to possibly set up this surgery?


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From: her
Date: Jan 30, 2009 11:24 PM

lmaooo.
10(;

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From: her
Date: Jan 30, 2009 5:52 PM


My colleague, Dr. Sorkoram noted that there are 206 bones in the human body...

The survey: How likely on a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the highest, are you likely to let me add one more?


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From: her
Date: Jan 30, 2009 10:44 PM

mhm.
& whats that "medical" question?

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From: me
Date: Jan 30, 2009 5:00 PM


Why maybe??? I need to borrow you for a very important medical survey!! Its only 1 question

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From: her
Date: Jan 30, 2009 10:00 PM


oh.
wellllllllllll,
maybeeee(;
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From: me
Date: Jan 29, 2009 8:22 PM



I asked if I could borrow you... Now you're supposed to to say yes preferably. Or you could say maybe, depends for what or you could also say no.
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Fro her
Date: Jan 29, 2009 8:18 PM



i didnt get what you said.
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From: Freshley Snipes
Date: Jan 29, 2009 8:16 PM



You can't answer my question with a question silly! You have to say yes, no or maybe.
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From: her
Date: Jan 29, 2009 6:36 PM



lmao.
uhh,whatt?
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From:me
Date: Jan 29, 2009 6:02 PM


Can I borrow you
Ill give you back
promise

that has to be the funniest pick up line i ever heard! 313-7XX-XXXX, gotta text, cant talk

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From: me
Date: Jan 31, 2009 12:27 PM



Well its your lucky day! Thats the minimum score you need to qualify to complete this form below.

Phone number that I can text:


PS. What could I do to improve that score?
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From: her
Date: Jan 31, 2009 12:18 PM


lol lol lol lol lol lol. thats was cute. how bout 5. hahahahaha

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From: me
Date: Jan 31, 2009 11:57 AM



OK....
I'm a doctor. My colleague noted that there were 206 bones in the human body...

Survey:
On a scale of 1-10, with 10 being the most likely, are you to let me insert 1 more???

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From:her
Date: Jan 31, 2009 11:55 AM


okay u have my interest, what do u need me 2 do.

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From: me
Date: Jan 31, 2009 11:01 AM



Ha see I got you to smile already!

But back to serious business ma'am...
I need to borrow you for a very important medical survey. The amount of time it takes is completely up to you. It's just a one question survey. Thats all. The results are strictly between you and me.

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From:her
Date: Jan 31, 2009 10:57 AM


lol. what you mean can u borrow me?

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From: me
Date: Jan 31, 2009 9:04 AM


Can I borrow you?
Ill give you back
promise

damn gettin at all these broads around my way

where you from man?

 

[toppshotta]

Im in sotufhield. you?

 

[elnino4530]

waterford, but i go to central so im up here now....small world

 

[toppshotta]

I need a play

Should I go for the # or the lolz?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Jan 31, 2009 3:16 PM


LMMFAO U OUTTA CONTROL

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From: me
Date: Jan 31, 2009 3:15 PM


Ha! Got you to smile twice.

My colleague noted that there were 206 bones in the human body.

Please answer the following survey....

Survey: On a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being the most likely, how likely are you to let me insert 1 more???

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From: her
Date: Jan 31, 2009 3:12 PM


NO LOL I'M edit

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From: me
Date: Jan 31, 2009 3:09 PM



I didn't see a no so Ill assume I have your full co-operation in this survey ma'am. Are my assumptions correct? Ms. (Insert your name here). I'm(Edit)
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From: her
Date: Jan 31, 2009 3:08 PM


LOL WOW

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From: me
Date: Jan 31, 2009 3:04 PM


I'm a doctor ma'am. Can you take the time to fill out this important medical survey? lol

 

[sorkoram]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Nah Shotta, not till you get into field goal position[/color]

 

[brettthejett]

Originally Posted by Sorkoram

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Nah Shotta, not till you get into field goal position[/color]

yeah no need to shoot from ya own free throw line so early in the game

 

[maddog345]

My first attempt at the more aggressive approach just for fun.

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From: Her
February 1 at 1:24pm

are you serious you freak

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From: Me

"If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"

 

[the rat pack is back]

 

[toppshotta]

^^^ Naw, I was asking should I get her number based off the pic, or should I just i just say somethin for the lolz for nt's sake.

I ended up gettin the # anyway lol

if my girl sees this thread my club might have to go into a rain delay

 

[brettthejett]

damn...my recent attempt





To: her.
From: me
Date: Sun Feb 1, 2009 2:16 pm
Subject: Re (2): No Subject

LOL your 'boy'friend is a !+@+*+ loser.
i feel so bad for you.

why you with him when you can be with me??



To: me
From: her.
Date: Sun Feb 1, 2009 2:02 pm
Subject: Re: No Subject

how about no. i have a bf thanx his page is *hey*mac why dont you ask him yourself and see what he says
which is likely a "%#%% you". have a nice day .



Date: Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:02 am
Subject: No Subject
Can I borrow you?
I'll give you back..... promise

 

[bigty23]

Iam a rookie in the game, so i need help on what to say next...


January 31 at 11:01am
Me: can i borrow you? ill give you back. Promise

January 31 at 11:57am
Her: just borrow me?

January 31 at 12:09pm
Me:Well you wana discuss the terms of the borrowing then?

Today at 5:09pm Her
Her: probably a good idea

 

[skribzzrc]

Just borrow me.... signs of a girl wanting a relationship. if you want one go for it....

 

[angryostrich]

I love coming in this thread, the W/L ratio is nice and high, good job guys.

 

[sole 4 real]

I smell a lot of cooked duck in here.


STOP USING THESE LINES ON ME ON MYSPACE

When will you guys ever learn?

 

[sorkoram]

Originally Posted by Sole 4 Real

When will you guys ever learn?

 

[lifelessons]

Originally Posted by maddog345

My first attempt at the more aggressive approach just for fun.

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From: Her
February 1 at 1:24pm

are you serious you freak

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From: Me

"If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"

 

[henz0]

@ this thread... Yall _ is clowns

 

[0 xm 0]

these girls are %*$@.

 

[sorkoram]

Originally Posted by 0 Xm 0

these girls are %*$@.

[h3][/h3]

Can I Hit Loser? - MySpace/Facebook

 

[cronicmole]

Originally Posted by maddog345

My first attempt at the more aggressive approach just for fun.

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From: Her
February 1 at 1:24pm

are you serious you freak

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From: Me

"If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! Oh yea BigTy23 that girl is hot

 

[sole 4 real]

Originally Posted by Sorkoram

Originally Posted by Sole 4 Real

When will you guys ever learn?

 

[djphame1]

i sent out a new batch of messages..now all i can do is wait

 

[sorkoram]

Originally Posted by djphame1

i sent out a new batch of messages..now all i can do is wait

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]..Just continue to let the playdevelop[/color]

 

[lazianboi]

yo sorkoram.. for real man i been trying to use the "can i borrow you line" and it hasnt been working out for me..

you got any others? asians girls giving me a hard time on it.. lol..

oh btw any REAL-LIFE game play? haha

i want to do self-documantary to see how many chicks i can pipe this month. help asian brotha out