Can I Hit Loser? - MySpace/Facebook - Vol 3. New Year, No Fear,and New Prospects (update on pg 1)

[th3ownly]

Originally Posted by WHPH10

I'm getting in this...Just messaged like 15 chicks in my area...

Here's a suggestion: Can you compile all of the lines from this and previous volumes together and post them on the first page so that way if I'm looking for a certain line, I don't have to go through all of the pages.

dude someone pretty much posted all them on like the second or third page

 

[djphame1]

this is hilarious.. ive got a few good responses.. this one was random


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Mama
Date: Jan 1, 2009 8:40 PM


lol oh really... well we went to highscool together and im pretty sure we had a class together lol

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: b
Date: Jan 1, 2009 8:36 PM


Can I borrow you? I'll give you back. Promise.

 

[the minister]

Originally Posted by JRAdagreat72

COACHES! 20 sec. here....i need to know has this ever happneed to anyone...still waiting on entertaining response

...hey!
I'm fine..well I was a min. Ago!
I thouht u had somethin nice to say but I @#%%!@ guess u can't be to sure with BLACK PPL THESE DAY!..OH YEAH I SAID IT ALRIGHT!
...so yes I'll go with door number 2 the dang apologie
Haha...%*+! SO DID THIS COME OUT OF YOUr "POWERFUL MIND" LOL...
If not yo *!@ better start putting it to work sad *!@ way of getting me or any girl with @#%%!@ smarts to @%%#! COME ON ITS MYSPACE you can I need to read NikeTalk's rules. it to you make it and no one whould ever know lol...smh and the reason I'm coming down on you so @#%%!@ hard is becus 1. Your african american 2. Your male 3. With that said I know u know better! 4. Lmao the same #+*$ happend yesterday over myspace
ME SAYIN ALL THIS #+*$ MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE GOTTIN IN TO YOUR SO CALL POWERFUL MIND! BUT I HOPE THIS RIGHT HERE DOES

I AM NOT A MYSPACE #$#!!!! OR ANYOTHER TYPE!

PS. GET YO #+*$ TOGETHER!!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: LRG & NIKES...THE LIFE
Date: Jan 1, 2009 12:40 PM


Excuse me do you want to bang or shall I apologize?

 

[gokickrocks]

I'll play.

Rookie in the building.

 

[ratxaxtat]

smh...

 

[forgot about jae]

lol yea
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you look on point in your profile picture and just wanted to tell you that you look like a beautiful woman interested in fellatio? Am I correct in myassumptions?

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uuummmm wat?!?!?!
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what that thang smell like ?

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hey

 

[scotthallwithapick]

*TIMEOUT*

Friday Night Lights- Your Hand In Mine(Goodbye) - Explosions In The Sky

It's real simple. Some of you have been playing this game for 10 years now. Being perfect isnt about thatscoreboard. Not about winning. It's about you and your relationship to these JO's. Being perfect is about looking these broads in the eye and know youaint going down cause you lied to them for the panties. Can you live in that moment? With clear eyes and love in your heart? If you can do that gentleman thenyoure perfect. We aim for perfection. With every play and every game I expect a level of confidence, excellence, and determination.
�A lot of yall got the game confused and I understand cause you're young but I'm here to teach you. Sending out messages like "hey baby, you looking good to night. what's your name. i knowyou don't know me but uh, i think you're real nice. i'm an aquarius..." What kind of mayonaisse sandwich hogwash is that? This isn't Can I take you out loser? This is a CAN I HIT IT LOSER?! Where the mostflagrant and studious players join and cast away on schemes and plans to reach the promise land with ye little effort. You guys have dissappointed me thus farbut I have high hopes. Don't do this for me. Do this for yourself. Do this for BoBo Miles (Buggz05) who would give anything to be out there on that playingfield right now. Put that in your heart. Boys my heart is full. Do it for your family and friends. Put yourself in forever cause forever is about to happen inthese next couple days.

*And we pray*


O YEA AND PICS! MOAR!

 

[Good Ol J.R]

Originally Posted by The Minister

Originally Posted by JRAdagreat72

COACHES! 20 sec. here....i need to know has this ever happneed to anyone...still waiting on entertaining response

...hey!
I'm fine..well I was a min. Ago!
I thouht u had somethin nice to say but I @#%%!@ guess u can't be to sure with BLACK PPL THESE DAY!..OH YEAH I SAID IT ALRIGHT!
...so yes I'll go with door number 2 the dang apologie
Haha...%*+! SO DID THIS COME OUT OF YOUr "POWERFUL MIND" LOL...
If not yo *!@ better start putting it to work sad *!@ way of getting me or any girl with @#%%!@ smarts to @%%#! COME ON ITS MYSPACE you can I need to read NikeTalk's rules. it to you make it and no one whould ever know lol...smh and the reason I'm coming down on you so @#%%!@ hard is becus 1. Your african american 2. Your male 3. With that said I know u know better! 4. Lmao the same #+*$ happend yesterday over myspace
ME SAYIN ALL THIS #+*$ MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE GOTTIN IN TO YOUR SO CALL POWERFUL MIND! BUT I HOPE THIS RIGHT HERE DOES

I AM NOT A MYSPACE #$#!!!! OR ANYOTHER TYPE!

PS. GET YO #+*$ TOGETHER!!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: LRG & NIKES...THE LIFE
Date: Jan 1, 2009 12:40 PM


Excuse me do you want to bang or shall I apologize?

damnit must i get played like that? lol nice pic..hittin the showers....updates 2morrow

 

[ratxaxtat]

Originally Posted by ScottHallWithAPick

"hey baby, you looking good to night. what's your name. i know you don't know me but uh, i think you're real nice. i'm an aquarius..."

*Teeheehee* I made that up.

 

[finnns2003]

Originally Posted by tmukg21

Originally Posted by JohnnyRedStorm

My man recovered the fumble for a first down. I'm still looking for some prospects, facebook takes forever sicne you can't just search for girls.

facebook took away the network feature, damn stalkers

yeah, facebook is run by bozos. they just can't make any good changes to that site

 

[acekilla408]

damn #%*+ i message 3 and i only got 1 reply

damn i needa work on my free-throws

 

[trapmuzik617]

i sent out a bunch of messages... gonna post results... if i get any... tomorrow

 

[suckafree85]

This new Can I hit Loser should be called "Can I be your BF",

at some of these dudes and what their saying.

The idea is to smash not wine and dine the beezy.

 

[tmukg21]

Originally Posted by SUCKAFREE85

This new Can I hit Loser should be called "Can I be your BF",

at some of these dudes and what their saying.

The idea is to smash not wine and dine the beezy.

Many new to this thing, coaching staff will correct their Tyrke Evans jump shot mechanics

Alot of

 

[clutch 713]

HELP!!!
what do i mean???

lol what do you mean by role playing?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Jan 2, 2009 12:58 AM


Please excuse my intrusion, but my concern for your need of fillatio and attractive smile has drawn me to conclude that you might receive numerous amounts ofmessages a day. None in which offers you anything of your interest. I, on the other hand am willing to make your day. I enjoy role playing and if you would beinterested in trying it, you should contact me.

---

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1st Down....in opponent territory

281975****


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Jan 2, 2009 2:59 AM


yea i guess...i been good
hold up i gotta go now but if you let me get your number we can continue this conversation....

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Jan 2, 2009 2:58 AM


ohhh you look different noww lol
how have you been???

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Jan 2, 2009 2:56 AM


********....we went to ******* middle remember????

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Jan 2, 2009 2:52 AM


ummm hello

who are you?


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Jan 2, 2009 2:45 AM


Greetings, my Goddess. How art thou? Me? Well...I've got a pocket full of hundreds that I'm about to drop off at the orphanage. It's a weekly habitof mine and I love it. You take care now and respond to me when you have time, you wonderful woman...YOU.

cherrio

 

[gokickrocks]

Originally Posted by acekilla408

damn #%*+ i message 3 and i only got 1 reply

damn i needa work on my free-throws

Yo, I'm also in the 408. We must make sure we don't use the same line on the same girl. I'm also waiting on replies.

 

[clutch 713]

Originally Posted by CLuTcH 713

lol what do you mean by role playing?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Jan 2, 2009 12:58 AM


Please excuse my intrusion, but my concern for your need of fillatio and attractive smile has drawn me to conclude that you might receive numerous amounts of messages a day. None in which offers you anything of your interest. I, on the other hand am willing to make your day. I enjoy role playing and if you would be interested in trying it, you should contact me.

i couldnt wait for you bammas so i had to do it myself

\
managed to get the 1st down before the 2 minute tip drill

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713.673.****


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Jan 2, 2009 1:24 AM



im a **********...ayo i got to go but if you let me get your number we can continue the convo

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Jan 2, 2009 3:22 AM



ohh
what graade?
im *****.
=]]
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Jan 2, 2009 1:20 AM


just saw you on another persons friends list...couldnt help but check out the profile...
i go to ****...you dont know me...at least not yet

names ****** by the way

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Jan 2, 2009 3:17 AM


oh lol idk.
=]
Yes i do how do you know?
and you?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Jan 2, 2009 1:14 AM


it means whatever you want it to mean
so you go to *****?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Jan 2, 2009 3:05 AM


lol what do you mean by role playing?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Jan 2, 2009 12:58 AM


Please excuse my intrusion, but my concern for your need of fillatio and attractive smile has drawn me to conclude that you might receive numerous amounts ofmessages a day. None in which offers you anything of your interest. I, on the other hand am willing to make your day. I enjoy role playing and if you would beinterested in trying it, you should contact me.

 

[primesole]

Tried to get onto the field, but I got a girl. Maybe next season fellas.

 

[f3djam]

Drafted into fb league, put me down

Gonna start slow and blow up into a franchise player.
FB league is a bit different, no (budden)Rookie of the year slash MVP(budden)

 

[sorkoram]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Ok don't get it twisted, we ARE helping you get jumpoffs in this thread[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]but jumpoffs will only take you so far in the game, they are a temporary fix to say the least

You're going to need to know how to get quick buns but also get QUALITY buns fast as well. word to multiplayer MEGA trades.
[/color]
[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]We are also trying to progress your swag because when it comes to messing with nonjumpoff types yourswag would be on type fraud status. I'm installing my complete playbook at the end of the day and as I say once again, we are trying to get you jumpoffsand more[/color]

You can't make the gamewinner in the finals if you been on d-league status the ENTIRE season. Any dudes that want tosmash quality buns at an alarming rate will have to step outside their comfort zone and take it to the rack. You play to win the game

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]-- Dynasty Mode will be explained in its entirety today as well[/color]

 

[crossisom]

Originally Posted by RATxAxTAT

smh...

Send me the information, I'll have him benched.

 

[waystinthyme]

Originally Posted by JRAdagreat72

COACHES! 20 sec. here....i need to know has this ever happneed to anyone...still waiting on entertaining response

...hey!
I'm fine..well I was a min. Ago!
I thouht u had somethin nice to say but I @#%%!@ guess u can't be to sure with BLACK PPL THESE DAY!..OH YEAH I SAID IT ALRIGHT!
...so yes I'll go with door number 2 the dang apologie
Haha...%*+! SO DID THIS COME OUT OF YOUr "POWERFUL MIND" LOL...
If not yo *!@ better start putting it to work sad *!@ way of getting me or any girl with @#%%!@ smarts to @%%#! COME ON ITS MYSPACE you can I need to read NikeTalk's rules. it to you make it and no one whould ever know lol...smh and the reason I'm coming down on you so @#%%!@ hard is becus 1. Your african american 2. Your male 3. With that said I know u know better! 4. Lmao the same #+*$ happend yesterday over myspace
ME SAYIN ALL THIS #+*$ MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE GOTTIN IN TO YOUR SO CALL POWERFUL MIND! BUT I HOPE THIS RIGHT HERE DOES

I AM NOT A MYSPACE #$#!!!! OR ANYOTHER TYPE!

PS. GET YO #+*$ TOGETHER!!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: LRG & NIKES...THE LIFE
Date: Jan 1, 2009 12:40 PM


Excuse me do you want to bang or shall I apologize?

who was it?

-waystinthyme

 

[patmc13]

 

[neptunebeats187]

Godspeed men. I wish I could partake, but sadly, I am wifed up at the moment. I was a legend in my day though, man o' man... ah, sweet nostalgia.

 

[lui kang817]

Originally Posted by Sorkoram

Ok don't get it twisted, we ARE helping you get jumpoffs in this thread

but jumpoffs will only take you so far in the game, they are a temporary fix to say the least

You're going to need to know how to get quick buns but also get QUALITY buns fast as well. word to multiplayer MEGA trades.

We are also trying to progress your swag because when it comes to messing with nonjumpoff types your swag would be on type fraud status. I'm installing my complete playbook at the end of the day and as I say once again, we are trying to get you jumpoffs and more

You can't make the gamewinner in the finals if you been on d-league status the ENTIRE season. Any dudes that want to smash quality buns at an alarming rate will have to step outside their comfort zone and take it to the rack. You play to win the game

-- Dynasty Mode will be explained in its entirety today as well

This thread is hilarious. Sorkoram you in the DFW ? I see the 817 area codes.