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Best pick up line VOL of my life
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Atta boy
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so i was walking back to my room after grabbing some chick-fil-a from the student center and i see a beauty i can only describe as big (.) (.) and big asswellyouknow sauntering in a short sun dress, now with my hands full with the food and the drink i begin to think of what to say to her, and just as i begin to talk my self out of it i think of this gold. "excuse can you help me out i need my phone" "yeah sure" (thank GOD i wasnt wearing my tight jeans) she reaches into my pocket and gets my phone (felt good) she begins to think about what to do with it since my hands are full (i can tell by the look on her face) "now press the unlock key and the dial your number" (she smiles and obliges")
BEST CHICK-FIL-A OF MY DAMN LIFE
oh yeah when she put the phone back in she semi caught a feel(which is good)
BEST CHICK-FIL-A OF MY DAMN LIFE
oh yeah when she put the phone back in she semi caught a feel(which is good)
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My man. That's some good work right there man.
How were those ( . )( . )'s looking?
How were those ( . )( . )'s looking?
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Ducktales whoo whoo
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Why do yall just assume that man is lying? As if it is some sort of out of reach tale?
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you could see em about to drop out if i didnt fap this morning i would of dropped my food, also no ducktales its college you just gotta have the will to do something outta the norm
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Omg, no way! I did this to last week.
Except I told her my ball's were itchy!
Except I told her my ball's were itchy!
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Link to her Facebook account
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word...i play the grenade game man and just drop bombs left n right, girls makin ya wait usually have nothing else to offer on the table
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Me: You remind me of my pen
Her: How
Me: Cuz you're extra fine
Her: How
Me: Cuz you're extra fine
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i know this man personally.. he is telling the truth
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you won sir.
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You forgot to ask her to take a picture of herself with your phone
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nice job
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Tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales, oo-oo
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wow props homie
update us with pics next yo!
update us with pics next yo!
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It's really not that big of a reach. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. Good job
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Why would OP lie and if he was lying he would've made the story a lot more interesting on some she came back to my dorm tip.
Props OP. You hit it on the head when you said its college. All you have to do is think out the box and you get the box.
Props OP. You hit it on the head when you said its college. All you have to do is think out the box and you get the box.
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*Puts on to-do list*
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alright
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This.
Good work OP.
