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@Kspar post the OG gif
Ask A Hedge Fund Fraud
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you guys are the greatest. *makes note to self* never front on the internet. ever.
do work son
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you guys are the greatest. *makes note to self* never front on the internet. ever.
just don't front period. be yourself. living a modest life, or working an every day job is nothing to be ashamed of.
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at this entire situation, I need to venture outside of my subscribed threads more often.
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oh no need to tell me. im a regular guy. Im geeked up hoping i land this job with GM next tuesday. Its supposedly starting at 55k and i think thats great for ANYONE coming out of college. but i know its pennies to some of the people on here. I humble myself lol.
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55K coming out college is definitely solid. Good luck landing the job.
do work son
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nah man **** that. be proud of what you're earning. it shouldn't matter what anyone else on this board makes or doesn't make. if 55k is good for you, and it provides for you and yours, be proud man.
all i ask for myself is one day to be able to solely provide for my family and I to live comfortably and not have to always worry about bills.
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Good luck with getting that gig fam. $55K would be greatly appreciated right about now. 
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I appreciate it. i could make a thread on this job lol but forget it.
Nutshell: GM is considering hiring me for an IT position, specifically B.I. Analyst. Theyre looking for MIS majors and programmers etc etc. Problem is, Im a marketing major with little to no programming experience outside of HTML back in the myspace days
I talked my way into the position and have been studying like crazy trying to learn all these different programming languages.
HOWEVER, if there are any programmers reading this... PM ME. Ill try to get you a job with them too, seriously. Theyre a great company to work for (was a car salesman with them in 08, but you know how that ended lol) and I have 2 friends working IT for them now. Theyd probably start you at at LEAST 60k plus the moving bonus (which i forgot to mention) From what I hear, new offices are in Phoenix Arizona, Atlana, Austin Texas, and Detroit. If youre interested pm me. I'll explain stuff in detail and see if I can help my fellow NT brethren out.
Nutshell: GM is considering hiring me for an IT position, specifically B.I. Analyst. Theyre looking for MIS majors and programmers etc etc. Problem is, Im a marketing major with little to no programming experience outside of HTML back in the myspace days
HOWEVER, if there are any programmers reading this... PM ME. Ill try to get you a job with them too, seriously. Theyre a great company to work for (was a car salesman with them in 08, but you know how that ended lol) and I have 2 friends working IT for them now. Theyd probably start you at at LEAST 60k plus the moving bonus (which i forgot to mention) From what I hear, new offices are in Phoenix Arizona, Atlana, Austin Texas, and Detroit. If youre interested pm me. I'll explain stuff in detail and see if I can help my fellow NT brethren out.
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The gif gawd truly blessed this thread
blew my corny ps from yesterday to kingdom come
blew my corny ps from yesterday to kingdom come
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The gif gawd truly blessed this thread
blew my corny ps from yesterday to kingdom come
Extremely strong comment to avy relation.
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Man it was too long before i came back to see the updates from dudes on this roast session.
My goodness Kspar did it again!
"Mamma! There goes that man, Kspar!" (word to Mark Jackson)
My goodness Kspar did it again!
"Mamma! There goes that man, Kspar!" (word to Mark Jackson)
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What degree/certificate/license is needed to be a hedge fund manager?
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apparently all u need is an NT account and a crappy logo
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I can imagine GSC walks outside after work, sees Superb rolling by
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You dont NEED any securties licenses to manage a hedge fund, but I've spoken to two people who work for hedge funds and they've both told me the same thing; "If you want to manage a hedge fund, you better be bringing a sizeable book of business with you" which would mean that you would proably need to be securities licenses, specifically your 7, 63, and 65/66. I've also heard CFA helps.
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There are multiple certifications that make you look more attractive but I think the most essential is a CFA (correct me if I'm wrong). I know it sounds cliche but truthfully you need to network your *** off!
http://www.investopedia.com/articles/financialcareers/08/hedge-fund-career.asp
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Any reputable HF manager will already have those licenses with him/her before starting one. Not to mention, they'd also have a 24 as well.
CFA is another one, but that one is the hardest (and takes the longest) to get.
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