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What do you call a fat computer?
Adele
Mad late.. I get it now.. Couldn't figure out how adele and a computer related..I threw my computer in the ocean yesterday. It was A Dell. Now it's Rolling in the Deep . .
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What do you call a fat computer?
Adele
Mad late.. I get it now.. Couldn't figure out how adele and a computer related..I threw my computer in the ocean yesterday. It was A Dell. Now it's Rolling in the Deep . .
A man tells his wife, "When I die I want you to cremate me and put me in salsa".
The wife asks, "Why?" and he says, "So I can tear that a-- up one more time!"
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWhat do you call a fat computer?
Adele
A man tells his wife, "When I die I want you to cremate me and put me in salsa".
The wife asks, "Why?" and he says, "So I can tear that a-- up one more time!"
A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walks into a bar.
He orders a drink.
My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday because of my obsession.
...She said, "I'm sick of it. You actually believe that you're a Transformer. It's stupid. I've had enough and I'm leaving you."
I said, "But, baby, I can change."
She said, "There you go again!"
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A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."
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Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Crap I need someone to make me feel dumb and explain this to me. I feel like it's potentially hilarious but it's going over my head right now.A couple is on a camping trip
After a long night of passionate love making
The guy looks at the girl and says...'well that was intense...
Say it out loud.