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A drunk dude leaves a bar and takes a piss in the alley and sees a genie
Genie gives him one wish
Drunk dude says 'i wana piss tequila'
Goes home amd tells his wife 'baabee get two shot glosses'
He pisses in em they drink it amd get drunk
Next day he says the same thing 'babe get two shot glosses' pisses in em amd gets drunk
Third day he says 'babbe get me one shot glass'
His girl say 'hey what about me *******'
He replies 'babe your drinking from the bottle tonight'
He pisses tequila, he tells her for 1 shot glass (for himself), she's drinking from the bottle aka his caaaackI don't get this oneA drunk dude leaves a bar and takes a piss in the alley and sees a genie
Genie gives him one wish
Drunk dude says 'i wana piss tequila'
Goes home amd tells his wife 'baabee get two shot glosses'
He pisses in em they drink it amd get drunk
Next day he says the same thing 'babe get two shot glosses' pisses in em amd gets drunk
Third day he says 'babbe get me one shot glass'
His girl say 'hey what about me *******'
He replies 'babe your drinking from the bottle tonight'
I don't get this one
Light chuckle.This one is kinda dirty but is really not.
An Asian man comes home at 5 a.m drunk. His wife is in bed all worried and yells at him "WHERE WERE YOU?!? He responds "It doesn't matter, I just want some 69 right now baby!!!!"
Asian wife says "REALLY ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? You come home at 5.AM in the morning and now you want me to make you some KUNG PAO CHICKEN WITH SNOWPEAS?!?!? -_-
yea, childhood jokeThat first joke sound familiar
I thought so, but refused to believe it cause then that woudve been a ******ed *** joke.
I dont the whistling one...but im curious. What?
I don't understand how people don't get some of these, dude was getting orbit son. Skull f$$$##$
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender asks "Why the long face?".
The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.
So a magician turns into a driveway...
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender asks "Why the long face?".
The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.