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I feel bad for melo dude is in his prime and has to waste his talent with our pathetic organization.
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That's not how trades in the NBA work.Trade everything and the kitchen sink, except melo & shump ....
For chris Paul. .
Dead ************* serious right now.
Amare felton and 1st rounder for Cp3. Yall wouldn't do it?
Amare felton and 1st rounder for Cp3. Yall wouldn't do it?
Its an offer. Im not saying the deal would be final. Relax.Well said Big J
But seriously can we stop with these ridiculous trade proposals?! Seriously think about the trade you are proposing and how it would work for both teams involved and if it even would work in the NBA before you post. This is not fantasy basketball.
Its an offer. Im not saying the deal would be final. Relax.
Years back if you heard the knicks were gonna trade their entire team for carmelo everybody would laugh at the idea as well.
soooo
Its an offer. Im not saying the deal would be final. Relax.
Years back if you heard the knicks were gonna trade their entire team for carmelo everybody would laugh at the idea as well.
soooo
Great comparison, you're the man.
I would do it, but I'd be far too busy smashing Scarlett Johansson, Amber Heard, prime Halle Berry, and Jennifer Lawrence, while Diddy me a sandwich on my 20 million dollar yacht to worry about NBA trades.
Because the only thing more ridiculous than that scenario I just described is trading the best point guard in the NBA for Stay Puft Felton, Mr. Glass Amare, and a pick in the 20s.
INT. Clipper's Office - Afternoon
(phone rings)
CLIPPERS GM GARY SACKS
Hello?
GLEN GRUNWALD
Hi, Gary, I have a trade offer for you. It centers around Amare... and you can take as many other players you want except for the only young player you would want, Iman Shumpert, and Carmelo Anthony. And we get Chris Paul in return.
GARY SACKS
You mean I could potentially get Raymond Felton... THE Raymond Felton? To replace the best point guard in the NBA? I know you're not also offering Tyson Chandler because that would be insanity. Because if there's one thing my team needs, is another overrated center.
GLEN GRUNWALD
Tyson is also on the table
GARY SACK
WHAT?!?!? ARE YOU MAD, SIR?!?
GLEN GRUNWALD
Gary, I've never been more sane. But I must warn you.. I don't possess the capabilities for time travel or any kind of super stem cell therapy, so you won't be getting Amare from 2008. This is Amare from 2013.
GARY SACK
Absolutely not. That's the most ridiculous offer I've ever heard, you must be living in a fantasy world because that's the most unfair trade in NBA history. I do have a counter offer... you get that same package, BUT you get to sleep with my wife AND kick me in the nuts on national television. I mean, that's ONLY fair.
GLEN GRUNWALD
You drive a hard bargain, but OK, you got a deal!
Tyson Chandler of all people has no heart?
the man had a horrible series against the Pacers but he's FAR from a bad player.
I feel bad for melo dude is in his prime and has to waste his talent with our pathetic organization.
Yea man, that's nonsense. A tyson has plenty heart. No Tyson in 2011, no Mavs ring.
Did he underperform? Yes. But questioning his heart, na. He might just not be the player he was, he's older now, came out of high school. He was also hurt.