Additional Swag Increasing items and accessories VOL. waterbottles

[MON5T3R]

Might as well just carry a guitar or motorcycle helmet around with you.

 

[throwedindagame]

Originally Posted by lysolflow

Originally Posted by OneLifeLoveKing

test will be done on the following suggestions

cellphone (including top models aka your blackberries, htc and iphones all tested seperatley)
skateboard
vitamin water
backpack(i expect a negative for this one)
toothpick
fitted vs hair
g-shock

I will look into a way to measure the results of certain situations as well.
Please be patient but stay tuned to this topic because I will be posting new results soon.

Any predictions? suggestions keep them here. I am extremely motivated by the interest in this topic. I will post any publications I do and if i can patent my formulas i'll release it to you all to let you know how to calculate your own swag!

I am not sure of the timeframe for how long the tests will take for further results. I will do my best to be hasty but will not sacrifice accuracy.

i'll give estimates....

1. iphone: +10
2. htc or blackberry: +5 (i like htc better, but girls dont know the power of the Touch Pro2) -----------basically, the more your phone turns up in music videos, the higher the level of received swag...
3. skateboard: -24
4. vitamin water: +11
5. fitted vs hair: this is a very intriguing subject... if you have braids w/ no line, just braids, i think you lose points... however, if you got the line w/ the faided hair, then its +6. also, dreads is an equation---- swag pts = length of dreads in inches / 1.2... it has a limit, though... you cannot earn more then 30 swag pts, or it will go back down... and if you got a fitted, its +10 easy...
6. g-shock: +5, + 10 if its brightly colored and matches the ensemble....

 

[bkmac]

I don't understand the point of the thread, but I never leave my house without a water bottle in hand.

 

[mc otaku]

Swag mystical item # 3: Chewing Gum
Swag increase: 20%



-Chewing gum gives you something to do.
-It gives you Fresh breath.
-Many of your favorite porn stars chew gum while they %##$.



I stay with the winterfresh

 

[kicktionair]

Originally Posted by MC OTAKU

Swag mystical item # 3: Chewing Gum
Swag increase: 20%



-Chewing gum gives you something to do.
-It gives you Fresh breath.
-Many of your favorite porn stars chew gum while they %##$.



I stay with the winterfresh

I havent seen any scenes like that! sounds hot........ info?

 

[youmadyoubad]

sunglasses add another +20 to your swag if there on your eyes. . And if there on your head then thats +10 swag. . . If there on your shirt then thats +5 swag..


chewing gum adds +5 to your swag,

 

[mc otaku]

Originally Posted by Kicktionair

Originally Posted by MC OTAKU

Swag mystical item # 3: Chewing Gum
Swag increase: 20%



-Chewing gum gives you something to do.
-It gives you Fresh breath.
-Many of your favorite porn stars chew gum while they %##$.



I stay with the winterfresh

I havent seen any scenes like that! sounds hot........ info?

not so much the girl but sometimes the dude chews gum. i guess it helps to concentrate on the gum and not ejaculate.

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Get your swag lvls up in no time

 

[black leg]

This is the only thread on NT i've been in that I was totallyconfused. All I see is swag points, levels, and Vegeta swagga jackin' Goku

 

[warmachine]

An Advanced Calculus book

 

[kicktionair]

Originally Posted by MC OTAKU

Originally Posted by Kicktionair

Originally Posted by MC OTAKU

Swag mystical item # 3: Chewing Gum
Swag increase: 20%



-Chewing gum gives you something to do.
-It gives you Fresh breath.
-Many of your favorite porn stars chew gum while they %##$.



I stay with the winterfresh

I havent seen any scenes like that! sounds hot........ info?

not so much the girl but sometimes the dude chews gum. i guess it helps to concentrate on the gum and not ejaculate.

.

Get your swag lvls up in no time

-50 swag points

 

[seventh letter]

I've noticed that Fiji water bottles add a noticeable amount of swag.

Sunglasses: + 14-25% (depending on model and brand)

Sunglasses AT NIGHT: -8% (unless limo tint/top of the line) Then +15%

anything Ed Hardy related: +30% to your douchiality

for every additional ed hardy item add 15% (i.e hat, pants, shirt, shoes)

Your swag greatly and directly suffers from Douchiality

Whatever your total douchiality is, you divide it by 2 then subtract it from your total swag %.

Other items that add to douceiality include (but not limited to) chankletas with jeans, lip rings, garage tattoos, and popped collars.

Hope this helps

 

[mc otaku]

Originally Posted by Kicktionair

Originally Posted by MC OTAKU

Originally Posted by Kicktionair

Originally Posted by MC OTAKU

Swag mystical item # 3: Chewing Gum
Swag increase: 20%



-Chewing gum gives you something to do.
-It gives you Fresh breath.
-Many of your favorite porn stars chew gum while they %##$.



I stay with the winterfresh

I havent seen any scenes like that! sounds hot........ info?

not so much the girl but sometimes the dude chews gum. i guess it helps to concentrate on the gum and not ejaculate.

.

Get your swag lvls up in no time

-50 swag points

dont knock it till u try it

 

[whph10]

HDTV + XBox360 = 5 SP
HDTV + PS3 = 20 SP

 

[cberr]

this is good to know

 

[the fame]

BPA Swag on full effect huh?

 

[tony ayooo]

Originally Posted by spsfinest212

 

[derventa]

OP, can you further your studies of swagology?

I would be satisfied if you can find the percentage of swag increase (be it linear, exponential, or astronomical) of the following:

If you drive by a beautiful group of girls smoking a black & mild (apple) , and the beautiful apple aroma swiftly passes their noses, what are your chancesof smashing right then & there if you hit the brakes and stop?

 

[eclectic e]

Originally Posted by ChampionEdition

my swagger power is about 400k normally....
but when i use my final form (watch, chain, grill, ice creams)

 

[czur1127]

I really dislike the word swag.....

 

[rocman23]

how would dasini decrease swag, makes no damn sense

 

[sherwin100s]

Pulling a book out and pretending to read it on the train = +50 swag points

 

[ridingonlorenzos]

If you're dining at the mall food court, and you get some thai food or teriyaki instead of Burger King, you can assume a substantial increase in swag.

 

[coolnificent]

Originally Posted by Eclectic E

Originally Posted by ChampionEdition

my swagger power is about 400k normally....
but when i use my final form (watch, chain, grill, ice creams)

 

[donpoppa]

ok what about pets like small dogs because they are like magnets for women

 

[mackmittenzz]

Shape up = swag points