Additional Swag Increasing items and accessories VOL. waterbottles

Originally Posted by SIRIUS LEE HANDSOME

Eff a water bottle. What do you all know about carrying around a skateboard (and not knowing how to use one)?

Carrying around a skateboard = +10 swagpoints

Carrying around a skateboard on a NYC subway car = +20 swagpoints

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and WTFLOL at that dudes ******* on his head.
 
No joke, I knew the effect of my own findings, but the OP isn't joking! I walked around the mall this past afternoon with merely a half bottle full ofCoca-Cola, and my swagger was exponentially increased.
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Thanks OP!
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Originally Posted by OneLifeLoveKing

In percentage comparison. an incredible haircut/lineup causes a 35-38% increase (limited timing though. 1-3 days)...
lmao.... word....

i think textin... water bottle.... all up it a tad bit....

also, i like to adjust the fitted cap...

not turn it around or nothin... just raise it a lil or lower it a lil...

lame?... i know... lol... but i dont care....
 
Originally Posted by Real Talk

How much of a swag increase is it if you have on a backpack even when you're not in school ???
Negative swagger if you ask me.


Perfect haircut is exponential swagger booster for me. I keep a water bottle near at all times. Good outfit is a known swag multiplier. For some people thesethings won't work though, because they're swag is at 0 and everybody knows when what happens when you multiply 0.
 
Wow.. I'm thinking about changing my major to Swagology, just like you did OP.
 
hmm...

-a small gold chain around the neck = +10
-fresh fitted with the proper lean= +15
-G-shock = +25

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OP has something... however..
holding a nice pda phone (iphone blackberyy etc) and fiddling with it in your hands for no reason while conversing raises your swag even more...
 
Originally Posted by DOWNTOWN43

hmm...

-a small gold chain around the neck = +10
-fresh fitted with the proper lean= +15
-G-shock = +25

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each time u adjust the fitted thruought the night, its +1 point.
 
i find if you lick your pointer and pinky(as if putting up H-Town) then proceed to use those fingers to straigten eye brows your swag will have astronomicalgrowth.
 
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