A seal walks into a club.

[whiterails]

Gang rape!

 

[whiterails]

Gang rape!

 

[acidicality]

Originally Posted by CJ003

A rapist, a homophobe, and a black guy walk into a bar....the bartender says, "Sup Kobe"

 

[acidicality]

Originally Posted by CJ003

A rapist, a homophobe, and a black guy walk into a bar....the bartender says, "Sup Kobe"

 

[reeuke]

Originally Posted by papageorgeo

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait, stop right there. Listen. Stop right there a minute. A man goes into a restaurant. You listenin’? A man goes into a restaurant. He sits down, he’s havin’ a bowl of soup. He says to the waiter; “Waiter, come taste the soup.

 

[reeuke]

Originally Posted by papageorgeo

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait, stop right there. Listen. Stop right there a minute. A man goes into a restaurant. You listenin’? A man goes into a restaurant. He sits down, he’s havin’ a bowl of soup. He says to the waiter; “Waiter, come taste the soup.

 

[durantula]

Originally Posted by CJ003

A rapist, a homophobe, and a black guy walk into a bar....the bartender says, "Sup Kobe"

BOSS

 

[durantula]

Originally Posted by CJ003

A rapist, a homophobe, and a black guy walk into a bar....the bartender says, "Sup Kobe"

BOSS

 

[ohdannyboy]

Originally Posted by StreetPharmacist

A horse walks into a bar



Everyone leaves because they see the potential danger in the situation.

this made me laugh

 

[ohdannyboy]

Originally Posted by StreetPharmacist

A horse walks into a bar



Everyone leaves because they see the potential danger in the situation.

this made me laugh

 

[airjordan jb23]

at some of these.

 

[airjordan jb23]

at some of these.

 

[whywesteppin]

Originally Posted by superflyinchopstickninja

Originally Posted by damnitzdom

[h2]Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.[/h2]

 

[whywesteppin]

Originally Posted by superflyinchopstickninja

Originally Posted by damnitzdom

[h2]Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.[/h2]

 

[ground king]

Originally Posted by CaBron James 23

so a guy walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "what'll it be?" The guy realizes he forgot his wallet and leaves the bar.

 

[ground king]

Originally Posted by CaBron James 23

so a guy walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "what'll it be?" The guy realizes he forgot his wallet and leaves the bar.

 

[dretheman]

So a termite walks into a bar and asks "is the bartender here?"

 

[dretheman]

So a termite walks into a bar and asks "is the bartender here?"

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

Originally Posted by CJ003

A rapist, a homophobe, and a black guy walk into a bar....the bartender says, "Sup Kobe"

im stealin that

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

Originally Posted by CJ003

A rapist, a homophobe, and a black guy walk into a bar....the bartender says, "Sup Kobe"

im stealin that

 

[traxar]

bruce lee walked into a bar and ordered some Watahhh!

 

[traxar]

bruce lee walked into a bar and ordered some Watahhh!

 

[guillermo gutierez]

What has three wheels and is made of fat?



A tri-glyce-ride

 

[hop]

Originally Posted by Dmvbatman

So martin luther king jr walks into a bar

bartender says: what'll it be? Martin replies "just a bottle of water" Bartender gives it to him with no charge, Martin replies "free at last, free at last, thank god almighty, free at last"

 

[guillermo gutierez]

What has three wheels and is made of fat?



A tri-glyce-ride