A seal walks into a club.

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Originally Posted by Dmvbatman

So martin luther king jr walks into a bar

bartender says: what'll it be? Martin replies "just a bottle of water" Bartender gives it to him with no charge, Martin replies "free at last, free at last, thank god almighty, free at last"

 

[melofan15]

I love anti jokes

 

[melofan15]

I love anti jokes

 

[adobecs4]

Originally Posted by Dmvbatman

So martin luther king jr walks into a bar

bartender says: what'll it be? Martin replies "just a bottle of water" Bartender gives it to him with no charge, Martin replies "free at last, free at last, thank god almighty, free at last"

 

[adobecs4]

Originally Posted by Dmvbatman

So martin luther king jr walks into a bar

bartender says: what'll it be? Martin replies "just a bottle of water" Bartender gives it to him with no charge, Martin replies "free at last, free at last, thank god almighty, free at last"

 

[villansfinest]

183 balls walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve your kind here." The 183 balls say,
"Let's bounce."

183 squirrels walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve your kind here." The 183 squirrels say,
"Awww, nuts!"

183 holes with water at the bottom of them walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve your kind here." The 183 holes with watter at the bottom of them say,
"Oh well."

183 vaccuums walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve your kind here." The 183 vaccuums say,
"That sucks."

183 rodents walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve your kind here." The 183 rodents say,
"Awww, rats."

Who wants more? I spent a whole weekend doing this a while back.

 

[villansfinest]

183 balls walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve your kind here." The 183 balls say,
"Let's bounce."

183 squirrels walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve your kind here." The 183 squirrels say,
"Awww, nuts!"

183 holes with water at the bottom of them walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve your kind here." The 183 holes with watter at the bottom of them say,
"Oh well."

183 vaccuums walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve your kind here." The 183 vaccuums say,
"That sucks."

183 rodents walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve your kind here." The 183 rodents say,
"Awww, rats."

Who wants more? I spent a whole weekend doing this a while back.

 

[thedeek]

What's the significance of 183 of each thing?

Keep those coming by the way.

 

[thedeek]

What's the significance of 183 of each thing?

Keep those coming by the way.

 

[pip777]

@ villansfinest

 

[pip777]

@ villansfinest

 

[dmoney82]

A piece of toast an egg and a strip of bacon walk into a bar. The Egg says "Can I get three beers?" The bartender says "I'm sorry but we don't serve breakfast.

 

[dmoney82]

A piece of toast an egg and a strip of bacon walk into a bar. The Egg says "Can I get three beers?" The bartender says "I'm sorry but we don't serve breakfast.

 

[2morrowbegins2day]

Originally Posted by Hendrix Watermelon

clever my friend, clever.

 

[2morrowbegins2day]

Originally Posted by Hendrix Watermelon

clever my friend, clever.

 

[omgitswes]

"I order a club sandwich all the time, and I'm not even a member, I don't know how I get away with it"
"I saw a wine-o and he was eating grapes. I was like dude, you have to wait"
"If fish could scream the ocean would be loud as ****"

 

[omgitswes]

"I order a club sandwich all the time, and I'm not even a member, I don't know how I get away with it"
"I saw a wine-o and he was eating grapes. I was like dude, you have to wait"
"If fish could scream the ocean would be loud as ****"

 

[villansfinest]

183 pieces of hardware walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve your kind here." The 183 pieces of hardware say,
"Screw this."

183 monetary penalties walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve your kind here." The 183 monetary penalties say,
"Fine."

183 pieces of chocolate walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve your kind here." The 183 pieces of chocolate say,
"Fudge."

183 ice cubes walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve your kind here." The 183 ice cubes say,
"That's cold."

183 World of Warcraft players walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve your kind here." The 183 World of Warcraft players say,
"Wow."

183 women knitting socks walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve your kind here." The 183 women knitting socks say,
"Darn it."

183 increasing shorelines walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve your kind here." The 183 increasing shorelines say,
"That's swell."

 

[villansfinest]

183 pieces of hardware walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve your kind here." The 183 pieces of hardware say,
"Screw this."

183 monetary penalties walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve your kind here." The 183 monetary penalties say,
"Fine."

183 pieces of chocolate walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve your kind here." The 183 pieces of chocolate say,
"Fudge."

183 ice cubes walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve your kind here." The 183 ice cubes say,
"That's cold."

183 World of Warcraft players walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve your kind here." The 183 World of Warcraft players say,
"Wow."

183 women knitting socks walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve your kind here." The 183 women knitting socks say,
"Darn it."

183 increasing shorelines walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve your kind here." The 183 increasing shorelines say,
"That's swell."

 

[thedeek]

Originally Posted by villansfinest

183 monetary penalties walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve your kind here." The 183 monetary penalties say,
"Fine."

 

[thedeek]

Originally Posted by villansfinest

183 monetary penalties walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve your kind here." The 183 monetary penalties say,
"Fine."

 

[flacobey]

Originally Posted by villansfinest

183 pieces of hardware walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve your kind here." The 183 pieces of hardware say,
"Screw this."

183 monetary penalties walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve your kind here." The 183 monetary penalties say,
"Fine."

183 pieces of chocolate walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve your kind here." The 183 pieces of chocolate say,
"Fudge."

183 ice cubes walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve your kind here." The 183 ice cubes say,
"That's cold."

183 World of Warcraft players walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve your kind here." The 183 World of Warcraft players say,
"Wow."

183 women knitting socks walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve your kind here." The 183 women knitting socks say,
"Darn it."

183 increasing shorelines walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve your kind here." The 183 increasing shorelines say,
"That's swell."

 

[flacobey]

Originally Posted by villansfinest

183 pieces of hardware walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve your kind here." The 183 pieces of hardware say,
"Screw this."

183 monetary penalties walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve your kind here." The 183 monetary penalties say,
"Fine."

183 pieces of chocolate walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve your kind here." The 183 pieces of chocolate say,
"Fudge."

183 ice cubes walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve your kind here." The 183 ice cubes say,
"That's cold."

183 World of Warcraft players walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve your kind here." The 183 World of Warcraft players say,
"Wow."

183 women knitting socks walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve your kind here." The 183 women knitting socks say,
"Darn it."

183 increasing shorelines walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve your kind here." The 183 increasing shorelines say,
"That's swell."

 

[reeuke]

Light Yagami takes a potato chip.

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[reeuke]

Light Yagami takes a potato chip.

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And eats it.

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