2022 NBA Offseason Thread: Preseason kicks off; Things are fine in Los Angeles, Draymond beats the charges

[freeze]

**** him. Hopefully we never see him again.

 

[moonman818]

**** him. Hopefully we never see him again.

JR Smith killed a guy and kept playing... He'll be back

 

[witnesskb24]

More short careers:

Top 10 shortest careers in the NBA (shot-clock era):

1. JamesOn Curry - 3.9 seconds (2010)
2. Alex Scales - 9 seconds (2005)
3. Andrew Panko - 33 seconds (2001)
4. Ahmad Caver - 50 seconds (2022)
5. DeJon Jarreau - 51 seconds (2022)
6. Tyler Davis - 54 seconds (201
7. Forest Able - 1 minute (1956)
8. Dave Scholz - 1 minute (1969)
9. Barry Sumpter - 1 minute (1989)
10. Cedric Hunter - 1 minute (1992)

That’s insane to me, like how does this happen

 

[BIG LEEMELONE]

That’s insane to me, like how does this happen

 

[Coupé It]

He’s so god damn finished..

 

[dman14]

Miles might not be stepping foot on nba court again. I could see it play out like Ray rice situation

 

[elpablo21]

Miles might not be stepping foot on nba court again. I could see it play out like Ray rice situation

Ray Rice didn't step back on the field because he started to suck at football at the time

 

[Mark Antony]

Yup and then Boxden, TheColi and KTT all stole it

We made it a hot line but they made it a hot song

On the low low, i'm not sayin, but just sayin, we made the reaction gif.

 

[storm2006]

More short careers:

Top 10 shortest careers in the NBA (shot-clock era):

1. JamesOn Curry - 3.9 seconds (2010)
2. Alex Scales - 9 seconds (2005)
3. Andrew Panko - 33 seconds (2001)
4. Ahmad Caver - 50 seconds (2022)
5. DeJon Jarreau - 51 seconds (2022)
6. Tyler Davis - 54 seconds (201
7. Forest Able - 1 minute (1956)
8. Dave Scholz - 1 minute (1969)
9. Barry Sumpter - 1 minute (1989)
10. Cedric Hunter - 1 minute (1992)

That’s insane to me, like how does this happen

Good looks on posting this. Based on BBRef projections, I need to throw a rack each on my guys Ahmad Caver and Dejon Jarreau for MIP next year

 

[RustyShackleford]

draya? Not in a literal way I dont think, obviously they favor rappers and ballplayers. But idk, Ive seen Teanna Trump and Cherokee D’*** before str8 selling. If she bought me a dishwasher I’d definitely prewash then wash her dishes then hand dry. All of the latter of course being a euphemism for Id enjoy to partake in the sex with her

Just to be clear I'm talking about actual kitchen appliances

Karrueche owes me a toaster oven

 

[wavycrocket]

Bean played 100 more playoff games. The stats are a bit skewed b/c of his first 2 seasons where he didn't start yet was in the playoffs. Comparisons with them as starters would be more apt, but even without removing those the numbers are comparable.

Show me a better stretch that Wardell has over him than what he did from 08-10. 3 straight trips to the finals, league MVP, 2 chips, 2 FMVPs. Bean AVERAGED 30/6/6 on 46/35/85 in those playoff runs.

Y'all don't want to use the longevity argument, there use your peak of powers one.

5 straight trips to the finals…..then they year he’s back in the playoffs…immediately another chip.

27/6/6 on 45/49/90 from 2015-2019. 4 chips. 2mvps 1FMVP

That is DEF comparable. And you know it.

 

[pmatic]

Gonna be nasty if we get a Bridges redemption story.

 

[antidope]

We're expecting morality from America. Good luck. That man is hooping again.

 

[storm2006]

Just to be clear I'm talking about actual kitchen appliances

Karrueche owes me a toaster oven

Hilary Duff owes me a KitchenAid Stand Mixer.

 

[freeze]

He probably settles but if he doesn't. Guarantee his career is cooked.

 

[nick.]

We're expecting morality from America. Good luck. That man is hooping again.

 

[freeze]

But you don't care...lol.. cool bro. Not caring looks stressful.

 

[storm2006]

But you don't care...lol.. cool bro. Not caring looks stressful.

This makes no sense. It would have been fine without that last sentence which essentially says “I don’t care if we win or lose” Of course you care about results

 

[datznasty]

Hilary Duff owes me a KitchenAid Stand Mixer.

As We Rise; 25 Years of the WNBA on nbatv right now antidope and darthska

 

[Coupé It]

Hope you guys are watching a REAL All-Star Game right now…

 

[elpablo21]

Bron the first player to self proclaim HIM status?

 

[dacomeup]

Taz Angels owe us Instapots

Yo chill

 

[lawdog1]

Bron the first player to self proclaim HIM status?

He did? Off a Drew League game?

 

[HIM]

First I’ve ever heard of this: is this #cultural? DCAllAfrican

 

[MVP]

5 straight trips to the finals…..then they year he’s back in the playoffs…immediately another chip.

27/6/6 on 45/49/90 from 2015-2019. 4 chips. 2mvps 1FMVP

That is DEF comparable. And you know it.

Addict proposed who was the better playoff performer and who had the better stats? The rebuttal assertion was find me something better than that 3 year run. I'll wait for a rebuttal that shows that. Methinks there won't be one. I didn't bring the early Shaq 3 peat years in there, so you shouldn't have the KD ones in there either. Do an apples to apples comparison where Wardell was the indisputable #1 guy in 15, 16 and in 22.

27/6/5 on 45/41/91. It's great, but it's not better than Bean at his best as the #1 guy.