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Discgolf 
Where do they find these ******?
Couldn't just play regular boring golf.
Where do they find these ******?Couldn't just play regular boring golf.
💒 Married At First Sight 👰: S17 Denver 10/18/23 PREMIERE! HERE WE GO AGAIN!
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Homeboy teeth bother me
Gotta invest in some white strips or something
Gotta invest in some white strips or something
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Olajuwon is so extra
He like that one extra *** ***** in the crew
He like that one extra *** ***** in the crew
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Olajuwon sounds like a scammer when he talks. I'd be looking at him sideways too 
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Olajuwon better take the bass out his voice with that hairline 
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I knew Alyssa wasn’t feeling dude. When they paired them, I was like oh she not gonna like him.
She probably not gonna come around judging by the previews
She probably not gonna come around judging by the previews
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Hulu been BSing with the latest episodes. Going to try and binge the series tonight if not this weekend. Missing being in the convo. LOL.
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“Experts” goofed again should of paired Alyssa with the software sales dude. Like that is a layup it is so easy. Dude with Alyssa should of went with girl who doesn’t get along with her mom. Olajuwon is done, you already know she ain’t cooking for him. Swear experts just trying to create chaos. Not Dr. Vivian she BAe she can’t do no wrong.
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Wait a minute did Lindsey really say no baby teeth. 
Experts literally set her up with a dude with baby teeth.
Experts literally set her up with a dude with baby teeth.
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- Alyssa's friends are cute 
- you can already tell Alyssa ain't feeling it. She's gonna be done before the honeymoon
- ain't no way Michael works from 4am to 7pm. Straight
- Lindsay needs to relax; she's wired all the time
- Olajuwon seems like a dummy
- you can already tell Alyssa ain't feeling it. She's gonna be done before the honeymoon
- ain't no way Michael works from 4am to 7pm. Straight
- Lindsay needs to relax; she's wired all the time
- Olajuwon seems like a dummy
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Lindsey goin eat dude alive.- Alyssa's friends are cute
- you can already tell Alyssa ain't feeling it. She's gonna be done before the honeymoon
- ain't no way Michael works from 4am to 7pm. Straight
- Lindsay needs to relax; she's wired all the time
- Olajuwon seems like a dummy
Truthfully Mark need to chill a bit also. Cut out all that MTS BS. You aren’t in your early 20’s anymore.
Normally the couples can at least fake it through the honeymoon. I think Lindsay/Mark and Alyssa/Michael check out before then.
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Mark’s mom sounds like a WONDERFUL person.
Mark: mom
Mom: WHAT!!!
Mark: Todays the big day.
Mom: if she goes through with it.
Mark: mom
Mom: WHAT!!!
Mark: Todays the big day.
Mom: if she goes through with it.
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Olajuwon really went with a white tuxedo. Steve and Noi seem like they should work but doubt they will last. Yeah couple of Alyssa friends could get the D.
Alyssa letting Mark know off the back she ain’t feeling him she practicing that 6 feet of distance at the altar. If I had to bet I think Olajuwon and his wife have the best shot at making it.
Steve and Noi seem like they should work but doubt they will last. Yeah couple of Alyssa friends could get the D. Alyssa letting Mark know off the back she ain’t feeling him she practicing that 6 feet of distance at the altar. If I had to bet I think Olajuwon and his wife have the best shot at making it.
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Ayo
titang545
your response had my dying laughing because you were mismatching all the names/couples but I still knew who you were talking about each time
That alone shows me they’re not going to make it because folks aren’t eem investing in getting the pairings of the soon to be divorced couples right It’s Alyssa/Chris, Lindsay/Mark, Jasmina/Michael. They definitely do run together though. Anyway, my thoughts on Week 3:
Lindsey/Mark
They didn’t really get much shine because they needed to start developing the other couples so no real change here for me. Mark’s MTS stuff is corny as hell at 37 but I think that can be cut out rather easily. Lindsey’s energy/wiring can’t and she wouldn’t do that either. She said in the season preview “I can dial it back but when I do I dial it ALL the way back” so it’s zero or 100 with her
Jasmina/Michael
atlsfinest
BRUH I peeped the comment about his schedule too!!! Is he a personal trainer? I think that would explain waking up at 4AM, coming home at 7PM and having “clients” that he works with on the weekends. Anyway, his sisters seemed nice but her stepdad was about that action. Straight up told him “We can’t have a weak man in the family but also if you’re a bully you’ll have to deal with me” 
I still think he’ll be too stubborn to change and nitpick his way to divorce.
Katina/Issac
Issac continues to do the most. This man said he found loyalty and trust behind her lips because they are soft and juicy Her mom wasted no time coming with the hard hitting questions. Production did him dirty when they followed the ADHD comment with the 9-screens for his different stories/tangents within that one story. Putting that aside, he just sounds like a straight like y’all said.
Steve/Noi
They hit it off and she seemed to be fine with the job thing which was my main concern. It’s not a non-starter but it’s also not a non-issue. Definitely something to watch. The conversation he had with her brother was awkward AF. He’s basically telling him that he has to smash because if he doesn’t the next man will. It seems like something that would be a test but it’s not I rock with Steve, though. I’m pulling for this couple
Alyssa/Chris
MAFS wouldn’t be MAFS without a spectacularly disastrous couple. I really think Chris has never seen this show before with his comments about “trusting the process”, it being a “no-brainer” and the “rewards/up-side”. During the episode I thought it was editing at first but nah. It was was just BAD. The sequence saying her first impression was “I got a kind vibe from him”, his boys doing a terrible job of describing him then the feeling that everyone in her camp was lying to him about her liking him really spiraled downwards quickly into the post-wedding meltdown. CHAOS
Based of tonight going 2/5 because MAFS is going to MAFS. I’m still struggling with which two because everyone except for Alyssa/Chris has a shot to me. I’d say Steve/Noi and Lindsey/Mark if I HAD to pick.
I also picked the Titans and Packers to win yesterday so I don’t know ****
Sidebar: That show “Adults Adopting Adults” that they kept showing previews for is ******* ridiculous
titang545
your response had my dying laughing because you were mismatching all the names/couples but I still knew who you were talking about each time That alone shows me they’re not going to make it because folks aren’t eem investing in getting the pairings of the soon to be divorced couples right
It’s Alyssa/Chris, Lindsay/Mark, Jasmina/Michael. They definitely do run together though. Anyway, my thoughts on Week 3:Lindsey/Mark
They didn’t really get much shine because they needed to start developing the other couples so no real change here for me. Mark’s MTS stuff is corny as hell at 37 but I think that can be cut out rather easily. Lindsey’s energy/wiring can’t and she wouldn’t do that either. She said in the season preview “I can dial it back but when I do I dial it ALL the way back” so it’s zero or 100 with her
Jasmina/Michael
atlsfinest
BRUH I peeped the comment about his schedule too!!! Is he a personal trainer? I think that would explain waking up at 4AM, coming home at 7PM and having “clients” that he works with on the weekends. Anyway, his sisters seemed nice but her stepdad was about that action. Straight up told him “We can’t have a weak man in the family but also if you’re a bully you’ll have to deal with me” I still think he’ll be too stubborn to change and nitpick his way to divorce.Katina/Issac
Issac continues to do the most. This man said he found loyalty and trust behind her lips because they are soft and juicy
Her mom wasted no time coming with the hard hitting questions. Production did him dirty when they followed the ADHD comment with the 9-screens for his different stories/tangents within that one story. Putting that aside, he just sounds like a straight like y’all said.Steve/Noi
They hit it off and she seemed to be fine with the job thing which was my main concern. It’s not a non-starter but it’s also not a non-issue. Definitely something to watch. The conversation he had with her brother was awkward AF. He’s basically telling him that he has to smash because if he doesn’t the next man will. It seems like something that would be a test but it’s not
I rock with Steve, though. I’m pulling for this coupleAlyssa/Chris
MAFS wouldn’t be MAFS without a spectacularly disastrous couple. I really think Chris has never seen this show before with his comments about “trusting the process”, it being a “no-brainer” and the “rewards/up-side”. During the episode I thought it was editing at first but nah. It was was just BAD. The sequence saying her first impression was “I got a kind vibe from him”, his boys doing a terrible job of describing him then the feeling that everyone in her camp was lying to him about her liking him really spiraled downwards quickly into the post-wedding meltdown. CHAOS
Based of tonight going 2/5 because MAFS is going to MAFS. I’m still struggling with which two because everyone except for Alyssa/Chris has a shot to me. I’d say Steve/Noi and Lindsey/Mark if I HAD to pick.
I also picked the Titans and Packers to win yesterday so I don’t know ****
Sidebar: That show “Adults Adopting Adults” that they kept showing previews for is ******* ridiculous
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storm2006
LOL. My fault had all the names wrong. Yeah Isaac doing to much definitely see why he wasn’t married before. He says because he was a player, probably some of the reason. However you don’t just flip a switch to get married, he dated some chicks long term and came with this same energy and chicks weren’t interested in being with him long term.
Chris watched the show, dude just had blinders on the couples that got divorce. He a real estate agent he is probably use to wasting his time to find that one house. Unfortunately with Alyssa she about to pull the finances and walk away. Hell I think you are doomed if you ever quote trust the process. Look how that turned out for 76ers. LOL
Steve/Noi
Don’t get it confused she keeping an eye on his job status. He ain’t getting none until that job status is resolved. Actually scratch that she went to Bucharest for a dude. I was thinking she must have tried out for 90 Day Fiancé also. Ed would love to get his greasy mayonnaise hands on her.
I think the following couples have a shot. Lindsey/Mark - she need to dial it back like 15/25%, he needs to cut that MTS BS
Jasina/Michael - yeah he is a personal trainer homie going to need to work on that schedule. Meet her for lunch or something in between clients. She needs to let her guard down a little, when he said his schedule she kind of checked out.
Katina/Isaac - I want to say they fail but in the previews for the season they look like the closest couple. When he is going off on someone she looks like she really on his team. Homie just n
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Why y'all calling Olajuwon Isaac? 
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Issac was his alter ego when he was ho’ing in the streetsWhy y'all calling Olajuwon Isaac?
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That's on me I forgot.
Too many ppl nowadays play along these alter egos.
Too many ppl nowadays play along these alter egos.
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Is this a somewhat common thing? “Mark The Shark” is one thing because it’s kind of a joke and that’s who he is 24/7. Hakeem created a whole identity under a different name (Issac) to facilitate his cheating and ho’ing. That alone should make him ineligible for this show but Dr. Pepper and Pastor Cal are gonna do what they do
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Olajuwon is a 100% bozo and I'm here for it
Alyssa graduated from Zach University, please end it now
Alyssa graduated from Zach University, please end it now
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Seeing how things are going down with this conflict is kinda why in the early seasons they had the couples completely separated from each other the entire time except for the reunion.
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Alyssa being a jerk. She’s trying to find every reason possible not to be with Chris.
She said she felt jipped from the beginning.
I understand if she tried and came to this conclusion but she ain’t been trying at all.
She said she felt jipped from the beginning.
I understand if she tried and came to this conclusion but she ain’t been trying at all.
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Katina just gave Olajuwon the cheat keys. Awww man
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Chris don’t come off as a bad dude off top so She just not attracted to yo, all it is…It’s gon take a lot to change that but I can confidently say they already down to 4 couples
Hakeem’s joint got zero *******, idk why that struck me so much this episode
